Douche guide to favors

[poxpower]

If you do this, you're a douche. Quit it.

- Ask tiny favors you could do yourself ( ex: put down a toilet seat, turn off a light, fetch a remote )

- Do other people favors without them asking and bring it up later when they don't do something for you

- Expect people to do things for you without being asked

- Expect people to want the same things you do and ask that they help you attain it ( ex: you think it's great to have clean windows, so let's clean windows every week! Everyone should help out, right? )

Don't do any of this and save everyone the trouble of hating your dumb ass.

[Leidolfr]

At 11/6/09 06:13 PM, poxpower wrote: If you do this, you're a douche. Quit it.

aww sounds like poxy had a bad day

[also, I agree ]

[Mostasteless]

so if i want sex and ask a girl to help attain it, i'm a douche?

[ReNaeNae]

At 11/6/09 06:13 PM, poxpower wrote: If you do this, you're a douche. Quit it.

How many times do I have to say it?! I'M SORRY!!!

please forgive me!!

[AapoJoki]

Pox has a girlfriend!

[Twilight]

Ha.

In real life I'm mighty polite.

[Minion777]

oh great i did not know these thanks pox what would the world be without you a very awful place thats what!

[Leidolfr]

At 11/6/09 06:15 PM, Mostasteless wrote: so if i want sex and ask a girl to help attain it, i'm a douche?

only if you dont buy her a drink

[JaY11]

My mum pretty much does all of this.

[Ranchero]

At 11/6/09 06:13 PM, poxpower wrote:
Ask tiny favors you could do yourself ( ex: put down a toilet seat, turn off a light, fetch a remote )

What's wrong with asking someone to turn off the light? I mean she was stading right beside the switch and I was already on the couch. Although I have never asked someone to put down a toilet seat for me.

[Prinzy2]

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!

Impossible, he's from Quebec!

But he might have gotten a stern talking to.

[ChaDMcBaDD]

awwww A BEE BEE BOO

[poxpower]

At 11/6/09 06:19 PM, ReNaeNae wrote:

How many times do I have to say it?! I'M SORRY!!!

haha what?

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!

NO COMMENT

At 11/6/09 06:28 PM, Ranchero wrote:

What's wrong with asking someone to turn off the light?

Ok this all depends on many things.
For instance, if the light HAS to be closed, like if you're watching a movie, then it's ok to ask, because it's got to be done anyway.
But that prompts the question: why do you need to ask?

And if the answer is: the light can stay on, you only want it off, then that means you need to get up and do it yourself.

[372]

Did Pox get married?

[Prinzy2]

At 11/6/09 06:46 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 11/6/09 06:20 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Pox has a girlfriend!

NO COMMENT

Pox got a boyfriend?

[Lasergates]

What do you call someone who cries about insignificant bullshit?

PoxPower.

[poxpower]

At 11/6/09 06:49 PM, Lasergates wrote: What do you call someone who cries about insignificant bullshit?

PoxPower.

...but that's... ME!!! :O
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[camobch0]

How about when people blame shit on you that you didn't even do?

[matrix5565]

Have you met my mom?

[Shikamarana]

I would say that it sounds like you're butthurt because mommy asked you to clean up after yourself, but this is Pox, who has the most awesome site in the world and can do awesome awesome things and document them on it, so I'm gonna assume he's talking about some other person he has to interact with a lot, perhaps a girlfriend or maybe his dog.

Sometimes things just have to get done though. I live with a bunch of people who can't always be on their feet and do things themselves though, so I guess I'm the bitch boy until I get a real job, then they'll have to hire someone.

At 11/6/09 06:59 PM, camobch0 wrote: How about when people blame shit on you that you didn't even do?

I hate that.

[Porkchop]

At 11/6/09 06:15 PM, Mostasteless wrote: so if i want sex and ask a girl to help attain it, i'm a douche?

Nah, you're probably a rapist.

[hdxmike]

Yeah i basically do all of that

do i get a prize ?

[poxpower]

At 11/6/09 08:08 PM, Shikamarana wrote:

Sometimes things just have to get done though. I live with a bunch of people who can't always be on their feet and do things themselves though

If you can't do something yourself, you can ask.
Nothing wrong with that and it's your duty to help out.

But I hate people who just demand endless little favors. When the energy you spend demanding something is equal to or greater than the energy expanded to accomplish that thing, you're a douche.

[chubbthehippo]

You just described women.

[Swahili]

My moms a douche..

[Elfer]

At 11/6/09 08:38 PM, poxpower wrote: But I hate people who just demand endless little favors. When the energy you spend demanding something is equal to or greater than the energy expanded to accomplish that thing, you're a douche.

Don't worry pox, you'll learn to coexist with women one day.

just kiddin'

[SaltshakerClock]

On the subject of lights, if you and another person leave a room, and they leave behind you, could you ask them kindly to shut the light off and not be a douche?