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Man Says Image Of Jesus Appears On Truck Window

Not just one time but SEVERAL times. God exists. Proven now. What do you have to say now Atheists?

Ill tell you what I think.

Get some Windex and a towel. It's obviously a smudge and drives down the resale value of the truck, showing everyone the windows are dirty.

Pfft, that's nothing.

In my attic there was a cross with Jesus's body that kept re appearing every Sunday. Just tell him to keep ignoring it and it'll go away.

Well, at least he isn't actually trying to use it as proof. But I don't get all these claims anyway, surely if a supernatural being that is capable of creating universes existed, he wouldn't just show himself through window condensation.

I don't consider myself atheist, christian or agnostic by definition, but what I wonder is, when people start seeing Michael Jackson in ultrasounds, will it make the headlines?

Thats nothing , i get some dude that looks like jesus floating over to my house on sunday and taking me around the world while blowing up tanks with his mind.

Im still skeptical though

At 11/6/09 01:48 PM, hdxmike wrote: Thats nothing , i get some dude that looks like jesus floating over to my house on sunday and taking me around the world while blowing up tanks with his mind.

Im still skeptical though

Sounds like a salvia trip.

At 11/6/09 01:24 PM, ForNoReason wrote: God exists. Proven now. What do you have to say now Atheists?

Oh man, you got me good. Can't really say anytthing to that. BRB repenting my sins.

It looks like anybody could re-create this. If you were to paint varnish on the inside of your window in a Jesus design. Then the waterproof varnish would prevent moisture on the window, where you painted it.

Therefore, wait for condensation to occur and hey-presto. Jesus image on a window.

That's trippy. Though it looks like a very stencil figure of Jesus made up by humans. I'm not saying it's fake... Though a news article with no actual video of the figure appearing by itself is kind of sketchy.

At 11/6/09 01:58 PM, StuffyOne wrote: I'm not saying it's fake...

Well thats ok, I'll do it for you.

At 11/6/09 01:50 PM, sandmanstaysawake wrote: Sounds like a salvia trip.

more like dmt.

At 11/6/09 01:24 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Not just one time but SEVERAL times. God exists. Proven now. What do you have to say now Atheists?

I think he faked it.

Jesus would drive a pick-up.

If jesus apears next to me right now, ill believe in him and god, if no...fuck it all.

Stevens claims "It Wasn't my finger! Even though it looks like it was!" Scientists and theologists are baffled.

The similarity looks pretty impressive actually (from the angle it's the picture's taken at least). It doesn't just look like some bearded figure if you squint your eyes. To me, the most likely explanation is that someone drew it there with their fingers. They only had to do this once, because once the water condenses again, the face should appear exactly where the smudge from the fingers was left.

Some other recent Jesus spottings:
Ikea toilet door in Glasgow, although that can also be Benny from ABBA or Gandalf.
Jar of Marmite.

Maybe I don't understand correctly, but maybe someone, or even he, is drawing the face on his truck. Besides, if Jesus was real, he wouldn't reveal himself on a car, let alone an Isuzu.

Dew collects around scratches in predictable patterns.

There is one spot on his window that has tiny scratches/indentations/imperfections in the shape of jesus that are invisible to the naked eye unless it is fogged up.

At 11/6/09 01:24 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Not just one time but SEVERAL times. God exists. Proven now. What do you have to say now Atheists?

Someone is playing religious pranks to him.

That doesn't prove shit. If you get drunk enough you can see jesus in anything. What up with people trying to prove god. If he's real, he real, if he isn't, he isn't. And why is it only the ones that believe in jesus that make any trouble? You never hear any of the other religions bugging everyone

ive got a damp cloth and some windex that says its a smudge.

i hate jesus

Umm... Guy had an old Jesus sticker on his truck, peeled it off, and water would not get caught in the sticker-goo?

1. How the fuck do you even know that that's what Jesus looked like anyway?
2. Your proof that atheists are wrong is that the condensation on some guys truck window is shaped like Jesus, when it's probably fake?

Go get some evidence! I will believe in God when I hear a rational argument.

At 11/6/09 05:36 PM, Nabirules wrote: 1. How the fuck do you even know that that's what Jesus looked like anyway?

Everyone knows what Jesus looked like. It is common knowledge.

2. Your proof that atheists are wrong is that the condensation on some guys truck window is shaped like Jesus, when it's probably fake?

Not just ONCE but several times. This echoes the promise from Jesus that he would return to earth and save us all. Therefore, God is real and everyone should pray for forgivness.

Go get some evidence! I will believe in God when I hear a rational argument.

Jesus loves you. That is all the truth you need to hear <3

At 11/6/09 01:41 PM, JaY11 wrote: Well, at least he isn't actually trying to use it as proof. But I don't get all these claims anyway, surely if a supernatural being that is capable of creating universes existed, he wouldn't just show himself through window condensation.

Jesus isnt capable of creating universes.
And why wouldn't a supernatural being show himself through something mundane like condensation on a window? Do you think he would instead book a reservation at like the Superdome or something and then wait till like everyone who got tickets shows up then he's going to just explode into existence and then get into a monster truck and go off a ramp and launch himself through like twenty flaming rings over thirty lined up buses , then fly the monster truck into space so he could carve his winking face into the moon and then head off to Mars or wherever?

Also I think that probably someone had like a sticker there or something and that's left over residue from the adhesive or something, I think, or its photoshopped or something.

i guess all the billboards in new mexico were full this time a year

At 11/6/09 06:07 PM, PenguinKommando wrote:

At 11/6/09 01:41 PM, JaY11 wrote: Well, at least he isn't actually trying to use it as proof. But I don't get all these claims anyway, surely if a supernatural being that is capable of creating universes existed, he wouldn't just show himself through window condensation.

Jesus isnt capable of creating universes.

Okay, somebody who's father who is capable of creating universes. Why can't god or jesus just show themselves and get it over with? What's stopping them from saving a most people from eternal damnation in hell?

Do you think he would instead book a reservation at like the Superdome or something and then wait till like everyone who got tickets shows up then he's going to just explode into existence and then get into a monster truck and go off a ramp and launch himself through like twenty flaming rings over thirty lined up buses , then fly the monster truck into space so he could carve his winking face into the moon and then head off to Mars or wherever?

To tell you the truth.... I think that would be damn cool!