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you need to change your sig to I attract Cougars.

Are they attractive at all?

I guaruntee if it was the other way around, you would be fired and in a sexual harrassment lawsuit.

At 11/6/09 02:59 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Are they attractive at all?

To put it simply: No.

At 11/6/09 03:04 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 11/6/09 02:59 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Are they attractive at all?

To put it simply: No.

Then just politely ask them to stop.

i love the attention is that they look old and god knows what crazy diseases they may have.

I thought you said they were old not you work with prostitutes.
What are you so scared of.

andi lul that lately everyone has an OMG a girl came on to me story for the general.
How old are you anyways?

Milf threesome ftw

Tell them it makes you feel uncomfortable. If they feel uncomfortable, file sexual harassment.

Second part, I meant if they don't stop. Whoops.

Rub them back really softly while licking their earlobes?

They seem to like you, take advantage of it. Ask for more money.

whip out your cock, bad or good its gona be a good story

At 11/6/09 11:30 AM, robin1232 wrote: are your co-workers cats?

I laughed at this only because I immediately imagined FurryFox standing in the middle of an office trying to get his work done, and being surrounded by dozens of meowing cats all trying to rub against him.

But yeah - older women seem to be much more aggressive with younger guys these days. I have had the same thing happen to me in numerous office environments. On one hand, you're flattered that they find you attractive, on the other hand - they are older women and you are a bit weirded out by their "attention".

At 11/6/09 03:58 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 11/6/09 11:30 AM, robin1232 wrote: are your co-workers cats?

I laughed at this only because I immediately imagined FurryFox standing in the middle of an office trying to get his work done, and being surrounded by dozens of meowing cats all trying to rub against him.

Great thanks Timmy now i've have that image in my head when I go to work tomorrow and my mind will be on that image all day.

At 11/6/09 11:38 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: When did people decide to start telling General this stuff?

Hell I dunno, quit,

When did people not tell general this stuff?

anyway, just hope that it's in jest. I have no good advice as I haven't been in this position.

See, I told you that you would get some of that old poontang.

BDSM

Furry, I've seen you. You're piss ugly. Take advantage of the fact that most of these ladies are so old they've partially lost their eye sight.

Love the "pussy magnet" sig.

You could fuck 'em, or you could tell them not to do it.
If they keep doing it, slap 'em with a restraining order.