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GlayWare

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:18 AM

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I went to a doctor's appointment today. For the past few years i've had a strange...problem with my stomach, which has really really messed up my school attendance.

<insert conversation here>

Long story short, I think i'm the only 13 year old in my city that has dropped out of school.


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megakill

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:23 AM

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so whats actually wrong with you?

for the lulz

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GlayWare

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:26 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:23 AM, megakill wrote: so whats actually wrong with you?

I'd say, but then i'd rather not. I refuse to show my specific weakness to Newgrounds, it's impossible to say it without been labelled, so there. Another mystery for you all.


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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:28 AM

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Don't drop out, get mad as hell! Say,"I'm mad as hell!" and go back to school. If you're teachers bitch, or the Admin fusses, challenge them. Unless you want to be a slave to your problem, the only way things will be better is to learn a valuable skill, trade, or set of abilities!
A highschool drop out, will die a bum on the streets. Joblessness is at an all time high in 26 years! In ten years, you won't have a chance to work, or support yourself, without a highschool diploma at least.
Don't let that be you, like so many of my friends, slowly dieing with a faint glimmer of hope held out with drug sales and handouts!
And if its an issue, that you can't be on campus, I have one word. Telecommute. If office workers can do it, insist that your school can do it. If they deny you, you can claim discrimination, which will give you all the money you'll need. Schools buckle under pressure, so just know they can only bluff you!


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GlayWare

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:31 AM

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Oh, and I forgot, i'm doing Correspondence School.
So yeah, it's not like i'm stopping from fufilling my education at all.


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BabiesAteMyDingo

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:32 AM

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You could always say your sickness is stress related and sue the school. Might as well milk your sickness for all it's worth.

Hope you get better soon man. I hate feeling ill.

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SteveGuzzi

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:32 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:26 AM, GlayWare wrote: I refuse to show my specific weakness to Newgrounds

Let's just assume you have an unusually short small intestine so that you have to eat and void your tiny little bowels about once every two hours.

so uh...

HAHA YOU SHIT WITH ABNORMALLY HIGH FREQUENCY AND CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OF IT.

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SteveGuzzi

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:35 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:26 AM, GlayWare wrote: t's impossible to say it without been labelled

oh yeah, I forgot.

Your new name is Captain Poopsalot.

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GlayWare

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:36 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:32 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote:
At 11/6/09 09:26 AM, GlayWare wrote: I refuse to show my specific weakness to Newgrounds
Let's just assume you have an unusually short small intestine so that you have to eat and void your tiny little bowels about once every two hours.

so uh...

HAHA YOU SHIT WITH ABNORMALLY HIGH FREQUENCY AND CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OF IT.

That is an assumption.
A terribly bad assumption.

so uh...

HAHA YOU HAVE FAILED TO FIND OUT WHAT MY MYSTERIOUS PROBLEM IS AND CAN'T GO TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF IT.


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SteveGuzzi

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:42 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:36 AM, GlayWare wrote: That is an assumption.
A terribly bad assumption.

Nahh it's pretty cool Bernard H. Poopsworthy, Esq.

just trying to make your boring topic marginally less boring
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CloudEater

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Posted at: 11/6/09 09:58 AM

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You dropped out of school because of stomach problems.
It must be pretty serious then... but if you don't tell us what your illness is then none of this is true.


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AsthmaticHamster

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Posted at: 11/6/09 10:02 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:42 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote:
At 11/6/09 09:36 AM, GlayWare wrote: That is an assumption.
A terribly bad assumption.
Nahh it's pretty cool Bernard H. Poopsworthy, Esq.

Please dont tease Lord Shitemeister the Third, it is not nice...


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GlayWare

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Posted at: 11/6/09 10:05 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:58 AM, CloudEater wrote: You dropped out of school because of stomach problems.
It must be pretty serious then... but if you don't tell us what your illness is then none of this is true.

It isn't serious, but that doesn't stop it from been affecting school alot.
Also, just because I don't tell you my so called illness, that doesn't mean it isn't true. Believe what you want, but I know for myself and the Doctor's certificate it's true.
Still, I feel kinda bad, denying Newgrounds their right to make people feel shitty about themselves.
Let's just say SteveGuzzi's assumption was...MILDLY CLOSE.


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OffensiveReality

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Posted at: 11/6/09 10:25 AM

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Do you shit flaming balls of meat product? Because in my opinion that would be a cool party trick.


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Evark

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Posted at: 11/6/09 11:28 AM

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At 11/6/09 09:42 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote: just trying to make your boring topic marginally less boring

A valiant effort.

Anyway, keep us updated on whether or not the King of Town hires you in your userpage.

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