Serious question!

[cast]

If I keep taking Midol will I grow a vagina?

[godlygodlygod]

A second one, yes, you may.

[jmalouin7]

At 11/6/09 05:50 AM, cast wrote: If I keep taking Midol will I grow a vagina?

I think at first you will get a mangina, which is just as fun.

[Rucklo]

yes ok but only if you remember to give it alot of water and sunshine.

[cast]

At 11/6/09 05:51 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 11/6/09 05:50 AM, cast wrote: If I keep taking Midol will I grow a vagina?

I think at first you will get a mangina, which is just as fun.

Thank you for this informative and thought provoking answer. I am only slightly disappointed, but I trust your divine wisdom and realize that this will likely be the case, a mangina will sprout below my nut sac, but now this raises more questions.

If I had a vagina, I could store my cosmetics and chewing tobacco in it, along with an extra pen. Will I be able to do this with a mangina as well? What are the pros and cons of each?

[cast]

Actually Jamie, I would like you to draw me a picture of a mangina. I need to know if I'm still going to be able to stare up myself in a mirror and jerk off.

[Rabid-Echidna]

At 11/6/09 05:55 AM, cast wrote:

If I had a vagina, I could store my cosmetics and chewing tobacco in it, along with an extra pen. Will I be able to do this with a mangina as well? What are the pros and cons of each?

Mangina: 5cm^3
Vagina: 8cm^3

Maybe with some of the smaller packs of Kodiak and a few eyeliner pencils.

[cast]

At 11/6/09 05:58 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

Mangina: 5cm^3
Vagina: 8cm^3

Maybe with some of the smaller packs of Kodiak and a few eyeliner pencils.

Hmm.

Can I loosen it up over time like a vagina?

[Rabid-Echidna]

At 11/6/09 06:00 AM, cast wrote:

Hmm.

Can I loosen it up over time like a vagina?

I think they sell stretching kits down at Target for about $3.

[jmalouin7]

At 11/6/09 05:58 AM, cast wrote: Actually Jamie, I would like you to draw me a picture of a mangina. I need to know if I'm still going to be able to stare up myself in a mirror and jerk off.

This is what my mangina looks like, individual results may vary

[megakill]

yeah i think its pretty damn likely

[jmalouin7]

At 11/6/09 05:55 AM, cast wrote: If I had a vagina, I could store my cosmetics and chewing tobacco in it, along with an extra pen. Will I be able to do this with a mangina as well? What are the pros and cons of each?

Mangina Pros

- Big enough to fit the items you listed
- Has different smells based on how you are feeling (Happy = grape, sad = orange, depressed = apple, excited = melon etc.)
- Will stretch for bigger items
- Will talk to you if bored
- Socially acceptable to have out in public.

Mangina Cons

- Sometimes it bites.
- A lot smaller then the vagina
- Sometimes sneezes, which causes anything it is holding to fall on the floor.
- Looser exterior, sometimes doesn't hold items within

Vagina Pros

- Bigger, more space for more items
- + 6 popularity points
- Comes with a free tits upgrade*
- Tight exterior, guarunteed not to drop any items held inside.
- Could be used to make money

Vagina Cons

- Only has 1 scent,
- Bleeds once a month for a week, could ruin items within
- usually wet interior, could ruin Items within
- If a queef were to happen, anything inside would be dropped.

[cast]

Jamie is my hero.

[jmalouin7]

At 11/6/09 07:41 AM, cast wrote: Jamie is my hero.

The more you know!

[Goldfire64]

At 11/6/09 05:53 AM, Rucklo wrote: yes ok but only if you remember to give it alot of water and sunshine.

just don't give it water after midnight or it turns into a gremlin.

[therealanimator]

im old gregg i have a mangina!!

[142201]

At 11/6/09 02:41 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: mangina vs vagina

You forgot about the babies!