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Epic-Fail won the battle!
Epic-Fail earned 1372 EXP!
The enemy dropped something...
Epic-Fail got AIDS !

you are literally screwed now. Go to check if you got any diseases =3

this story is totally win

Enjoy your AIDs.

At 11/6/09 12:53 AM, Rig wrote: Some people say "thanks" in different ways.

Yeah....Thanks by leaving you with AIDs or something!

I'd get yourself checked out for some STI's. Go to the doctor as soon as, you don't know what she has!

Free sex is BAD???? What has the world cum to.

If I were you, I'd go to the doctor!
Maybe she has AIDS or something...

Bullshit.

God damn, you really live up to your username.

This is a load of bullshit. Even if it were true, you deserve it you fucking idiot. You let some girl you don't even know into your house, and if you didn't want it you would have pushed her off.

It must have been the fabled AIDS girl! She will stop at nothing to spread AIDS to as many people as possible! No ne can stop her!

Birthday good times! Free pics for all!

At 11/6/09 07:51 AM, EpicFail wrote: I really want to think last night didn't really happen, and I was asleep, or dreaming, and then I woke up and thought it was real or something...
Everything's fucked up.

So when you woke up, was the girl still there?

If not, this whole thing probably didn't happen, but just get tested anyway. If this this happen and all of this is real (I don't really think it is anymore), then I predict your next thread is going to be entitled "I Have [insert STD here]."

Enjoy aids.

Congratulations, you have STD's simply because you still refer to it as a "schlong"

*snicker*

You only let her carry on because you thought it would make a good thread.

That's not actually rape... if she tied you up, didn't let you move or some shit like that, then it would be rape.

Nice trolling.

I knew this was all a lie as soon as the girl decided to talk to you in the bus stop and not ignore you.

So yeah, lovely story.

What kind of loser would have sex with some completely unknown person they picked up from the street? Heck, who would even pick up a stranger from a bus stop? This is not only a myth but also a retardedly horrible story.

You got raped.

So you got raped by a woman
Just forget about this and you will live

At 11/6/09 04:19 PM, i wrote: Heck, who would even pick up a stranger from a bus stop?

Nevermind... I just remembered the old wise saying "The only thing better than using up your gas driving other people around is wasting your gas on driving complete strangers home afterwards" ..

Now that story was weird but hey its a life experience

That sucks?

This would be more plausible if she was a huge gigantic beast of a woman, and the physical weight and pressure on your spine caused you to become temporarily paralised, meaning you were unable to fight back. Be honest and tell the truth, this is the woman who raped you...

Welcome to the AIDS comunity.

was she hawt? I get boneerz frum get rape hawt has

Wow, your username really suits your situation. Maybe try making some better life decisions next time?

At 11/6/09 07:51 AM, EpicFail wrote: I guess I did some experimental drug last night, I can't remember the name, it was a lot of different chemicals.
I woke up this morning and I can barely open up my eyes, and I can't make sense of anything.
I really want to think last night didn't really happen, and I was asleep, or dreaming, and then I woke up and thought it was real or something...
Everything's fucked up.

So did it really happen or what? You must be able to tell if you had sex the night before or not

SHIT MAN...

Wait, what?

just say thanks for a free sex

and for the aids

I should take an HIV test.