Pedaphilia is no joke.

[ClockMuffin]

Too many memories...sick...twisted...i have to share what happened to me.
He was much older than us. I was only 7, and he was 40. It happened every day at school.
Everyone laughed, but I couldnt take it anymore... Thats why i left my house.

Grade 7, I ran away from home. I looked back at the man who sexually abused me, my own dad.
As of today, I still remember what he did to me and my brother. He touched me in places. Many places.
More than once this month, i remembered what he did, and I told on him to the cops. He found me.
Entering the room, he said "Read the first letter of every post..."

[Dropkicked]

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: "Read the first letter of every post..."

You spelled pedophilia incorrectly, and it would be the first letter of every new line, not every post.

Way to fail copypasta.

[ClockMuffin]

At 11/5/09 07:55 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: "Read the first letter of every post..."

You spelled pedophilia incorrectly, and it would be the first letter of every new line, not every post.

Way to fail copypasta.

It's funny cause I made this myself just now. Fucking moron.

[stick101]

You Win, I must admit
Or shall i say you don't?
Usually i would agree

Fuck man i would have to agree
As much as i would like to though i can't
I really want to thou....
Looks like i cant

Read the first letter of every line LOLOLOLOLO i fail

[Headshot777]

Every day while walking between classes I hear these hideous sex-starved Twilight whores scream to eachother "THE GAME!!!" right in the middle of a crowd. It's a wonder they're hated.

[joshylikes2smash]

At 11/5/09 07:56 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: Cool story bro.

saying that kind of stuff is dangerous 'round these parts!

also, to the OP, i feel sorry for you, it sucks when that kind of fucked up pervertedness happens.

[manonthemoon516]

That is at least the tenth time today that I've lost it. Damn...

[joshylikes2smash]

At 11/5/09 07:59 PM, joshylikes2smash wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:56 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: Cool story bro.

saying that kind of stuff is dangerous 'round these parts!

also, to the OP, i feel sorry for you, it sucks when that kind of fucked up pervertedness happens.

disreguard that post, i feel like an idiot. i see what you did there.

[slackerzac]

Perhaps in real life it is, but this isnt real life, its the internet. And on the internet its a joke/masterbation material to somebody.

Learn it, love it, accept it, move on with your life.

This PSA brought to you by Doritos.

[DumbassDude]

Well that was completely shit, I was expecting tales of real life molestation.

Misleading misspelt title is misleading and misspelt.

[95688kage]

THE GAME

hurr hurr hurr

[hdxmike]

At 11/5/09 08:12 PM, 95688kage wrote: THE GAME

hurr hurr hurr

Youz shur do gotz a purdy mouf durr hurr

[LiliumDanceOfLies]

heres one for ya:

The first day of school is shitty
Halls are full and you can't get through
Underclassman is your label
Never able to escape the torment
Daring to make a run for it
Even though you're screwed anyway
Running from the bullies
Sick of the rumors continuing from middle school to high school
Tired of the shit that's thrown at you in the days following
Rampage building inside you
Underestimating the toughness
Can get you in sokme pretty deep shit
Killing you entirely but please only read the first letters

spot the song title?

[megakill]

lolwut?

[ifureadthisdie]

I lost AGAIN

[LiliumDanceOfLies]

i almost forgot in the last line: ...and this is what you are

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 11/5/09 07:56 PM, ClockMuffin wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:55 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: "Read the first letter of every post..."

You spelled pedophilia incorrectly, and it would be the first letter of every new line, not every post.

Way to fail copypasta.

It's funny cause I made this myself just now. Fucking moron.

No, it's horrible because there actually ARE people who are sexually abused, fucktard.

No not me.

[ELITE-101]

At 11/5/09 08:25 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: I lost AGAIN

im just gona whore my shit songs is a fail thread

then kindly move along

lost the game, by ELITE-101 Type: SongGenre: Miscellaneous

[LiliumDanceOfLies]

Can you see the promised land of the Internet
Holy shiz balls it's awesome
Understand this mkay
Copying posts can be really stupid
Keep on and you fail at life
No worries though
Over it is not*
Running free all over the Internet
Reading wtf no
Is this all real
Sure but this man just owned you big time

*epic yoda fail :D

[ThePretenders]

Nice joke, although it's copypasta. Arnold Schwarzenegger made a better one (although he most likely did not write it himself).