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Posted at: 11/5/09 07:39 PM
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I'm not 16.
I'm not even jailbait.
I'm 18 years old as of September 20th.
What have you been lying about all these years?
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Posted at: 11/5/09 07:40 PM
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At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I'm not 16. I'm not even jailbait. I'm 18 years old as of September 20th. What have you been lying about all these years? -Kendy
Let's go FUCK!
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Posted at: 11/5/09 07:41 PM
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So you mean that it's perfectly legal if i--?!
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I'm actually 38, unemployed and jacking off to various random facebook pages as we speak.
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I used to lie about how big my dick was. Its only an inch long.
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16 is legal in england anyway. not that anyone takes notice of that either way.
i lied about actually giving a shit wether this world ever realizes its mistakes. i just wanna make crunchy tunes and skank it the fuck out.
for the lulz
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I really care.
... That was a lie.
And I also lie about pretty much everything about me to chicks I'll never see again. Just last weekend I was a mechanical engineer major in my junior year at a prestigious college, CHYEAH.
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Well that changes everything!
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im sorry momma i never meant to hurt you i never ment to make you cry but tonight im cleaning out my closet
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:42 PM
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At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, Fleuve wrote: im sorry momma i never meant to hurt you i never ment to make you cry but tonight im cleaning out my closet
Don't lie.
You're hooked on heavy metal now.
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:43 PM
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At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, Ptcfast wrote: So you mean that it's perfectly legal if i--?!
Oh, Sgt. Hatred.
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:44 PM
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Damn guys it's a fucking girl on Newgrounds I mean holy fuuuuuck let's all post meaningful and witty replies with hopes she might find me interesting!
Come to daddy babygirlll
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Posted at: 11/5/09 07:45 PM
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The cake is a lie...
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At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I'm not 16. I'm not even jailbait. I'm 18 years old as of September 20th.
Cool story bro.
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:46 PM
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You also lied in your blog. I'll quote it:
"Stop commenting here you jackasses.
For fuck's sake, I don't even like this site anymore.
I've found a new love.
It's called Twilight's huge penis.
Lmao why do I lie to myself?"
Twilight's huge penis? But I thought....
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At 11/5/09 07:44 PM, Strength wrote: Damn guys it's a fucking girl on Newgrounds I mean holy fuuuuuck let's all post meaningful and witty replies with hopes she might find me interesting! Come to daddy babygirlll
I love you, honey.
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:52 PM
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I didn't stab that guy.
i raped him
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:55 PM
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At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I'm not 16.
ok?
ok.
Im not Leidolfr, Im actually a fox news representative, im here to monitor internet bullying and other bullshit of which im lying about. also im lying now about me lying about the aforementioned lying unless im lying to my self about the lying of which i lied about the lying being misinterpreted a lying about lying, excluding the aforementioned lie of course.
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Posted at: 11/5/09 07:56 PM
Wait, now you're 18... Does that mean that... um... well... *blushes*
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I lied, my name is actually Piddly
DIDDY,
Posted at: 11/5/09 07:58 PM
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I'm white.
My signature is longer. My signature is bigger. My signature is the game.
Posted at: 11/5/09 08:00 PM
My secret is that I have an alter-ego. He comes from a dimension of pure gayness. His name is GayWare. Anyone he comes in contact to becomes gay and starts chewing carpet.
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I'm actually not a hobo, nor am I prophetic.
This is sooo queer.
Posted at: 11/5/09 08:01 PM
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At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, SgtDK wrote: I used to lie about how big my dick was. Its only an inch long.
Everyone shed a tear.
Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Whips and Chains Excite Me.
Posted at: 11/5/09 08:02 PM
At 11/5/09 07:46 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: off topic rambling
Shut the fuck up.
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I'm sorry I'm bad I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
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At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I'm actually 38, unemployed and jacking off to various random facebook pages as we speak.
We are soulmates
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Posted at: 11/5/09 08:03 PM
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I've been telling people that I'm an architect.
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I'm not a slacker, I try my best and do worry about my grades. But sometimes my best is just not enough.
You seem like a sane man. Are you kidding me I'm bat shit crazy! slackerzac game reviews.
Posted at: 11/5/09 08:04 PM
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why would you lie saying that you are younger that you are if you are 18? I was only eleven when I first signed up so of course I had to lie.
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