i think i have a girlfriend

[Arclantic]

so today at school i was eating lunch and a girl came up to me and said arent you the guy who hit courtney (my ex friends girlfriend just look at my older posts) with a controller and beat up her boyfriend and i said yeah why and she was like thats really cool you know i hate courtney and her boyfriends a jerk

so we talked for a while and she was like you know you seem like a prety cool hguy let me give you my number so i got her number in my cell and she told me to call or text her anytime

wheer would be a good place to take her ive never done anything like this so i need help?

[SaBErT00thedT0Ad]

Movies. Either a chick flick or a funny movie.

[OddlyPoetic]

No. You don't have a girlfriend.

You have to go on a date. You fucking middle schooler.

[Ptcfast]

Go bowling

[Master117chief]

Threads like this, make my day.lol

[Arclantic]

At 11/5/09 06:35 PM, misterchees0 wrote: You're such a fucking fag nobody would ever want to be your girlfriend.

EVAR.

have you ever won a fight

i dont think so come back to me when you have

[MrPercie]

IS this another parody thread?

People cant seem to "know" things they only "think" they know. Jesus, you either do or you dont but dont come whining to us about it.

[DumbassDude]

Oh you sad little boy, by your logic, I should have around 100 girlfriends.

[ELITE-101]

no she isnt your girlfriend, and uh get some friends and go to the mall, after you get to know her better start going to the movies or some shit

[slayer1029]

First of all, she isnt your girlfriend yet.
Secondly, I think she's just using you. She wants to get her ass beat to.

[HighWayStar365]

Do NOT take her to a strip club!!!

worst mistake of my life.

Take her to Chuck-E-Cheeze, or where ever the kids go no a days :P

[OddlyPoetic]

At 11/5/09 06:36 PM, Arclantic wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:35 PM, misterchees0 wrote: You're such a fucking fag nobody would ever want to be your girlfriend.

EVAR.

have you ever won a fight

i dont think so come back to me when you have

You know every single details of a total strangers life. You fucking idiot.
And he's right too. I'm sure you made the whole thing up. Even if you didn't. You're still a fucking retard for what you fought over.

[reviewer2]

At 11/5/09 06:33 PM, Arclantic wrote: and she was like you know you seem like a prety cool hguy let me give you my number so i got her number in my cell and she told me to call or text her anytime

wheer would be a good place to take her ive never done anything like this so i need help?

This guy may be retarded, but he's gotten farther then any other NG'er.

[Obvious-M]

Lmao, I can just imagine you telling people you're going out.

[PutusSolers]

Forgot there was so many nice people on the net

[95688kage]

This is bullshit. You also didn't punch anyone. 13 year old life is not that exciting

[Falonefal]

If I follow your logic I have about... 72 girlfriends now...

HOLY FUCK I'M DEAD.

[Porkchop]

At 11/5/09 06:36 PM, Arclantic wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:35 PM, misterchees0 wrote: You're such a fucking fag nobody would ever want to be your girlfriend.

EVAR.

have you ever won a fight

i dont think so come back to me when you have

You're 13. You're not hot shit cause you can beat up other 13 yr olds.
Get in on a 4 on 1 and win and we'll talk.

[Arclantic]

At 11/5/09 06:41 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:36 PM, Arclantic wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:35 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

Have I fucking ever WON a fight?

You've got to be kidding me.

YOU FUCKING THREW A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER AT HIM. JEEZ.
"I'M A PWNZ GAMER"

theres nothing wrong with that

DUDE. GAMING IS FUCKING GAY. STOP IT. NOW.

no its not

GO PLAY SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL.

no i dont like football its boring and tireing

ALSO, INSTEAD OF BEING A FAG, CHECK THIS OUT. ANYTHING WITH CYCLONES IN IT IS ME.

AND WE'VE NEVER FUCKING LOST.
AND I'M TEAM CAPTAIN.

Alright. Lets just say calm here.

You fucking suck.

no i dont and you need to watch your language and get your shitf key fized

[OffensiveReality]

Ikea is halarious. Trust me. if you have any where you are just go there for shits n' giggles and just hide in wardrobes and pretend the fake rooms are real and role play abit man. Go bouncing on the beds and pretend to sleep on them. Its my advice, take it if you wish.

[letiger]

Rape is a good option

[Arclantic]

At 11/5/09 06:48 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:45 PM, Arclantic wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:41 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:36 PM, Arclantic wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:35 PM, misterchees0 wrote:

Jeez.

You've really defied all the laws of nature by being such a faggy kid.

Needledick.

Also, Yes you do suck.

Just ask all of newgrounds.

SO NEWGROUNDS, I ASK YOU.

HOW MUCH OF A FAG IS THIS KID, FROM 1 TO NEEDLEDICK.

you sound like that idiot posting all those dum stories on his userpage and i tried to give him advice and help him and he was a jerk

i bet your just his boyfriend or something shouldnt you be reading your dumb stories?

[SgtDK]

At 11/5/09 06:50 PM, OffensiveReality wrote: Ikea is halarious. Trust me. if you have any where you are just go there for shits n' giggles and just hide in wardrobes and pretend the fake rooms are real and role play abit man. Go bouncing on the beds and pretend to sleep on them. Its my advice, take it if you wish.

I haven't bounced on my bed since I was lik 6.

[HighWayStar365]

At 11/5/09 06:51 PM, Arclantic wrote: you sound like that idiot posting all those dum stories on his userpage and i tried to give him advice and help him and he was a jerk

You need to leave. NOW. There's no room left for butthurt 6 year olds.

[KillerCRS]

At 11/5/09 06:48 PM, misterchees0 wrote: HOW MUCH OF A FAG IS THIS KID, FROM 1 TO NEEDLEDICK.

I'd say needledick.

But since he's 13, needledick is probably appropriate anyway.

[hdxmike]

Fuck that ass pussy cunt mutha fuckin jizz face.

In other words be kind and go on a romantic walk down the beach

[Master117chief]

Both of you, grow the fuck up.
Please, this makes us younger users look bad.

[hhhh]

At 11/5/09 06:48 PM, misterchees0 wrote: Just ask all of newgrounds.

SO NEWGROUNDS, I ASK YOU.

HOW MUCH OF A FAG IS THIS KID, FROM 1 TO NEEDLEDICK.

Really please don't actually think for a second you represent the general newgrounds opinion.
All that pathetic easy detected trolling you just raged off to. Sir you make me sad inside.

Op, Ask her out don't be such a pussy.
Ask her if she wants to go to-

You already know this shit just ask already!

it's simple.

Step 1
call the number
step 2
Say hi and stop jerking
step 3
ask her "do you wanna go to a movie with me?"
step 4
jerk while waiting for an answer.

[halfangelfreak]

Ignoring the flame war....

No, no you don't have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend when you're going on dates. And hugging and kissing and stuff.

Or, if you go a lil' farther....

[Izzy712]

I have some girl friends that I talk to, and make laugh. Does that mean that they like me? No. Before you go and get all mushy and shit on her and end up getting slapped, hesitate and think, because you never know if she actually likes you or not. Have you not, nor have you ever, talked to a girl before besides the females in your family? This post makes me think that way about you.