If women don't find you handsome...

[BenwaHakubi]

They should at least find you handy.

What kind of handy stuff can you do? Are you good at fixing stuff or woking with cars?

I tend to be able to fix all the doodads around the house that break, I know a little about cars (No one ever taught me :\ ) Just the minor stuff thought. I also am the person who figures out the VCR or how to set all the clocks back. Most the time I end up solving stuff with imrpovision, like using my quick thinking to find something plastic like a trash can to go under a leaky roof because no one had a bucket.

[Krbyfan1]

I'm handy with animal care, if this counts. But trivia is more my forte, so I'll make sure to get on Jeopardy! someday.

[sandmanstaysawake]

Well, I can usually take things apart and figure out how to fix things as well. No one really taught me about cars either but I know the basics of keeping one running. But I mean, if you're with a woman you'd better know how to fix SOMETHING no matter what you look like. Or at least have connections or money to have someone else do it.

[Me-Patch]

The way I see it girls usually go apeshit over two kinds of guys. The artsy sensitive pretty guys who sort of look like girls, and the big macho guys who can chase down a gazelle and kill it with their bare hands.

[Tramps]

They do find me handsome. As a result, I'm not handy.

[Falonefal]

What if I'm not handsome but am handy with women?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[DJBattleAxe]

she told me her water broke so i fixed it.

we haven't had a problem since.

[hdxmike]

I can use my hands well when it comes to giving pleasure , but other wise i can script animate and draw.
I can also whittle decently but for that mechanical bullshit im not your guy

[Uniawolf]

I'm really good in fucking my life up

[sandmanstaysawake]

At 11/5/09 01:56 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:47 PM, Tramps wrote: They do find me handsome. As a result, I'm not handy.

Pretty much this, except I'm still handy because I'm pretty much the most perfect human being ever conceived.

Right there after me.

[Me-Patch]

At 11/5/09 01:56 PM, Jezuz wrote: Pretty much this, except I'm still handy because I'm pretty much the most perfect human being ever conceived.

What happend to you this morning? Did you wake up next to a supermodel and then find a stack of hundred dollar bills in your pocket? I'de pay good money to feel the way you seem to feel today.

[Lost-Chances]

I can chew wires.

[Falonefal]

At 11/5/09 02:01 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I can chew wires.

I once dropped a working hairdryer into a bath full of water.
Luckily I wasn't inside it

Not so handy, clumsy I am ^^

[robin1232]

Im pretty handy, but they don't care, if I would be handsome I could get so much pussy...

[Falonefal]

At 11/5/09 02:15 PM, robin1232 wrote: Im pretty handy, but they don't care, if I would be handsome I could get so much pussy...

And if you would be a pussy you would get much of the handsome! =D

[Me-Patch]

At 11/5/09 02:12 PM, TheAdd wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:36 PM, Me-Patch wrote: The way I see it girls usually go apeshit over two kinds of guys.

The artsy sensitive pretty guys who sort of look like girls.
Shhhhhhhhhh, don't talk about the greatest person to walk on gods green earth like that.
Me by the way, just in case you were gonna make a joke bout' it.

At first for some reason I thought you meant Jim Morrison, I guess you would have to be pretty great to be greater than him though. Hey man nothing wrong with being a pretty boy.

And the big macho guys who can chase down a gazelle and kill it with their bare hands.
Pretty much most of my friends, i think one of them would actually take down a bear.

Thats the category I like to think I fall under. Otherwise theres no point in doing all these damn pushups every day.

[Falonefal]

At 11/5/09 02:12 PM, TheAdd wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:36 PM, Me-Patch wrote: The way I see it girls usually go apeshit over two kinds of guys.

The artsy sensitive pretty guys who sort of look like girls.
Shhhhhhhhhh, don't talk about the greatest person to walk on gods green earth like that.
Me by the way, just in case you were gonna make a joke bout' it.

And the big macho guys who can chase down a gazelle and kill it with their bare hands.
Pretty much most of my friends, i think one of them would actually take down a bear.

How about the very funny guys?
I heard this that "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" =D

[esko-man]

Well I figure I can do just about anything with a roll of duct tape..

[Me-Patch]

At 11/5/09 02:22 PM, Falonefal wrote: How about the very funny guys?
I heard this that "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" =D

Thats true too, funny and charismatic guys have an edge. I was focusing more on asthetic qualities though.

[Me-Patch]

At 11/5/09 02:28 PM, Jezuz wrote: Refer to my thread. I just love life brother. What's not to love? Been clean for awhile, so no way it has anything to do with that.

God I wish I could get clean.

[mrrolf]

I can fix almost any part of a car and get the parts for free or really cheap. I know a lot of trivia, i can figure things out rally fast and i can remember a lot of facts. epecially about cars.

[mrrolf]

oh and i'm really good at destroying things, i can drive almost anything and i can survive almost anything. thats handy if you look like me

[TonyTostieno]

At 11/5/09 02:50 PM, mrrolf wrote: oh and i'm really good at destroying things, i can drive almost anything and i can survive almost anything. thats handy if you look like me

Look like you I do not. But shall we put our combined destructive powers to the test? Pluto's been getting rather flippant lately...

[Guest8792]

I'm sort of handy with Software related computer stuff.

[megakill]

ive been told im pretty handsome, and being a musician it turns out that im pretty useless, so its a good job people find me attractive eh?

plus some girls just have major things for musicians...

[Falonefal]

Does Handyness include Life-Invincibility?
Cause my life and health has been threatened a LOT now, but I never got any major or minor physical or mental damage.

[Falonefal]

At 11/5/09 03:12 PM, TheAdd wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:36 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

How about the very funny guys?
I heard this that "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" =D

Not to be cocky, but i fall under these lines too.
You have to make up for not being macho!

Someone said nothing wrong with me being a pretty boy, thanks!

So do I, I use to make girls laugh a lot :)
Of all ages.
Girls like funny guys because they don't stress them out.
But you need to remember to be funny AND serious, a girl will HATE it I think if you will joke about every situation eventually.

[Aigis]

At 11/5/09 01:31 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Most the time I end up solving stuff with imrpovision, like using my quick thinking to find something plastic like a trash can to go under a leaky roof because no one had a bucket.

I love a man who can put a container under a leak.

[BenwaHakubi]

At 11/5/09 03:30 PM, Aigis wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:31 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Most the time I end up solving stuff with imrpovision, like using my quick thinking to find something plastic like a trash can to go under a leaky roof because no one had a bucket.

I love a man who can put a container under a leak.

*Pees in flower pot*

[JoshuaKidder]

At 11/5/09 01:36 PM, Me-Patch wrote: and the big macho guys who can chase down a gazelle and kill it with their bare hands.

I killed a gazelle.
With bear hands.
That I tore off of a bear.