Don't get Swine Flu Shot!!

[AapoJoki]

Look, this is a warning. I just want to get this out there while my mind is still clear.

So, today I got my H1N1 vaccination (apparently I'm in a risk group). WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE! After the shot, I've been feeling really strange. I've had several blackouts. They've usually lasted for about 5-10 minutes. I'm told that during these blackouts, I've been desperately looking for a voting booth, obsessed with voting for the Center Party. Reportedly, I refuse to stop doing this despite being repeatedly told that the next elections won't be till 2011.

The swine flu vaccination is used to control the minds of voters in order to cement all the current world leaders into power, all of whom have committed to what is known as the New World Order, a Reptilian takeover on December 21st, 2012. The reptilian aliens, our future overlords, created the swine flu AND its vaccine in order to control us; they made it just lethal enough to cause worldwide panic, but not potent enough to create catastrophic death tolls - they want to keep us alive as slave labor.

How do I know this? Well during the blackouts I mentioned, I've been privileged to see a sneak peak of the reptilians' minds. It was unintentional, I'm sure. It was intended as a one-way street to control my mind, but something went wrong and it backfired against them.

Also, the Holocaust. Never happened. It was just a plot by the Zionist reptiles to control the Holy City, which is where they intend to build their reptilian capital on the Mayan doomsday.

[Me-Patch]

Thats pretty funny.

[Paradigms]

No.

Shut up.

[michelinman]

This is all common knowledge sir. Don't you listen to Glenn Beck? He's really a wonderful man.

[sandmanstaysawake]

Whoa whoa whoa...

I thought that was common knowledge.

[TacticalShoe]

I got one yesterday and now I can't stop fantasizing about dandelions.

Oh God, make it stop

[JohnnyWang]

At 11/5/09 09:39 AM, AapoJoki wrote: I've been desperately looking for a voting booth, obsessed with voting for the Center Party.

Sweet lord! That is truly a fate worse than death!

[DumbassDude]

I for one welcome the future Reptilian leaders with open arms.

I'm calling the FBI, you are threat to the Reptilians.

[comicretard]

DUH! What the fuck did YOU learn in firstgrade?

[spartan100]

look at it this way having a cold blooded overlord can be fun

for a while

[milinko959]

Oh man. At first I thought this was going to be serious. That would have been a big fuck you to the current administration.

[AapoJoki]

At 11/5/09 11:15 AM, milinko959 wrote: Oh man. At first I thought this was going to be serious. That would have been a big fuck you to the current administration.

Current? Don't you mean the SAME AS THE LAST ONE? Haven't you heard that they're also shapeshifters?

[Shanus]

I have a friend who's in a high risk group. And he got swine flu like a month ago. It made him bedridden for a few days but he got over it.

Yesterday he had to get the vaccine. And he says he feels worse than he did when he got it.

It doesn't even make sense to give it to him as his body got over it by itself.

Nobody knows what they're doing

[rumerio]

At 11/5/09 11:19 AM, AapoJoki wrote:

At 11/5/09 11:15 AM, milinko959 wrote: Oh man. At first I thought this was going to be serious. That would have been a big fuck you to the current administration.

Current? Don't you mean the SAME AS THE LAST ONE? Haven't you heard that they're also shapeshifters?

No this pic is obviously fake because obama does not were the american flag pin lapel thing

[MrPercie]

The last vaccination I had made me epileptic so I dont think I need one either way.

[DumbassDude]

At 11/5/09 11:19 AM, AapoJoki wrote:

At 11/5/09 11:15 AM, milinko959 wrote: Oh man. At first I thought this was going to be serious. That would have been a big fuck you to the current administration.

Current? Don't you mean the SAME AS THE LAST ONE? Haven't you heard that they're also shapeshifters?

You've been browsing through those Youtube videos far too much.

[ryanson209]

Also, you should warn us of the deadly problems there are with getting laid.

[DevilDog016]

I bet Obama's involved in all this.

[Polonium]

All major world politicians are really shape-shifting crabs from the distant constellation Cancer which can only maintain their human guises by eating testicles.

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[142201]

What is this? Who dares to question the righteous might of the Reptilian Empire? Get back to your slaving, minions!

[Jercurpac]

I've spent a lot of time researching the reptilian new world order and as nefarious as their schemes to get into power are, I must say I'm quite impressed with the progressive policies they plan to bring with them. Their plan for bringing free health care to the masses is really quite ingenious and doesn't run the risk of degrading the top tiers of health care. They have a clear cut plan to watch over big business and help the economy expand without putting more money into it. Their dedication to education is quite commendable.

I'm not so keen on their liberal view on farming humans for our nutritious blood, but some sacrifices are inevitable.

[DarkKingBernard]

At 11/5/09 11:19 AM, AapoJoki wrote:

At 11/5/09 11:15 AM, milinko959 wrote: Oh man. At first I thought this was going to be serious. That would have been a big fuck you to the current administration.

Current? Don't you mean the SAME AS THE LAST ONE? Haven't you heard that they're also shapeshifters?

WOW!!!

THAT IS JUST AWESOME MAN!!!

OVER 9000/10

[blazer133]

Baa, i'm not going to let them put that needle in my arm. IF THEY DO the'll have a few through their eyes.

[cursedocelot]

I got my shot a few days ago. I didn't know what was in it.

I did get a little bit sore at the injection site, though. That's about it.

[Uniawolf]

So my schoolfriend got one, and he's just as insane as usual

I don't need a vaccine anyway 'cause this whole Swine-flu thing is too overrated