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Zoraxe7

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How far into a relationship would you be willing to be with one?

Would the fact that the lower half is a horse be too weird for you?

(assuming that you live in a world were centaurs don't just exist, but are not uncommon)

Also, same question, but with a Mermaid/man.

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Would going all the way be considered beastiality?


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At 11/5/09 12:02 AM, Rig wrote: Would going all the way be considered beastiality?

I was wondering the same thing. If I were to have sex with such a thing, I might be arrested? That's a dangerous relationship.


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At 11/5/09 12:02 AM, Rig wrote: Would going all the way be considered bestiality?

*bestiality
And, yes cause your fucking the animal part.


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I thought this was about dating someone who's birth sign was Taurus....

maybe I should make a topic

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At 11/5/09 12:04 AM, 372 wrote:
At 11/5/09 12:02 AM, Rig wrote: Would going all the way be considered bestiality?
*bestiality
And, yes cause your fucking the animal part.

Were all animals mate.

I don't really imagine things physically being able to work well between a human and centuar.


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I think It'd be cool to have a Centuar or Mermaid friend. If there was potential to have a child with her, I'd do it, but I'd want the spark to be there.

Other than that, I'd take them to hockey games or the beach and have a picnic.

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At 11/5/09 12:01 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: How far into a relationship would you be willing to be with one?

Depends. Maybe all the way even? Centauressess are hot!

Would the fact that the lower half is a horse be too weird for you?

A little

(assuming that you live in a world were centaurs don't just exist, but are not uncommon)

Also, same question, but with a Mermaid/man.

definately not. They lay there eggs and be all FERTILIZE

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Come to think of it, I've never heard of a female centaur :\


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At 11/5/09 12:18 AM, Lagatag wrote: Come to think of it, I've never heard of a female centaur :\

They had them in Fantasia.


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At 11/5/09 12:22 AM, MrHero17 wrote:
At 11/5/09 12:18 AM, Lagatag wrote: Come to think of it, I've never heard of a female centaur :\
They had them in Fantasia.

Oh yeah, I knew that. It's been a while since I've watched that movie though.


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At 11/5/09 12:06 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I thought this was about dating someone who's birth sign was Taurus....

The centaur is the sign for Sagittarius.

Anyway since it would probably be considered beastiallity then I have to say that I wouldn't date one.

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It'd be pretty cool to date a centaur, but I think it'd be difficult to erm... Fuck. It just would be. A mermaid/merman would not be my cup of tea, though. Icky scales :(

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At 11/5/09 12:14 AM, Dmabster wrote:
At 11/5/09 12:01 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: How far into a relationship would you be willing to be with one?
Depends. Maybe all the way even? Centauressess are hot!

And you can ride them! Weeee!

Also, same question, but with a Mermaid/man.
definately not. They lay there eggs and be all FERTILIZE

What if its not like that, you know, maybe they got something similar to dolphins down there.

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At 11/5/09 10:09 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
What if its not like that, you know, maybe they got something similar to dolphins down there.

I have no clue why you're molesting dolphins, but according to Futurama, the females lay their eggs and the males fertilize them.


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I think it would just end up being too hard, you know?

I would have to buy a trailer for when we decided to go on dates and I would have to clean up after her; it's all too annoying.

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No big deal, I'm a centaur myself so it wouldn't be strange at all!

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when you talk, i dont care what it means, shouldn't just stare at you, should i?

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id rather be the lady centaur then screwing one.
you know how big their schlongs are?!?!?
lol
and mermaid are gorgeous but...wheres their hole?or penis?
if they had amazing ravenous love making i would

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I'd hit it!
but i am twisted

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At 11/5/09 12:01 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: How far into a relationship would you be willing to be with one?

Would the fact that the lower half is a horse be too weird for you?

(assuming that you live in a world were centaurs don't just exist, but are not uncommon)

Also, same question, but with a Mermaid/man.

well, uhhh, who the fuck is acctracted to a centaur? This isn't world of warcraft! Why not love Megan Fox, or some other babe? Look at her! You want that or a centaur?

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Here's a really funny Saturday Night Live sketch that makes fun of this. You'd be surprised how much you can learn from SNL and sketch comedy.

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that centaurs hot except for that stink face x.x

love :)

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At 11/5/09 10:48 AM, bodom-child wrote: I'd hit it!
but i am twisted

lol yeah that is twisted really well made lol

I am insane nuff said

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At 11/5/09 10:11 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:
At 11/5/09 10:09 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
What if its not like that, you know, maybe they got something similar to dolphins down there.
I have no clue why you're molesting dolphins...

But Its the dolphins that are molesters.

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At 11/5/09 10:48 AM, bodom-child wrote: I'd hit it!
but i am twisted

cant say id be interested in that lol

for the lulz

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I wouldn't date a centaur or mermaid...
I'll take my regular girl with a nice piece of ass down there.

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At 11/5/09 10:55 AM, comicretard wrote: well, uhhh, who the fuck is acctracted to a centaur? This isn't world of warcraft! Why not love Megan Fox, or some other babe? Look at her! You want that or a centaur?

WoW has nothing to do with centaurs. Centaurs were before World of Warcraft was made anyway.

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At 11/5/09 03:20 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 11/5/09 10:55 AM, comicretard wrote: well, uhhh, who the fuck is acctracted to a centaur? This isn't world of warcraft! Why not love Megan Fox, or some other babe? Look at her! You want that or a centaur?
WoW has nothing to do with centaurs. Centaurs were before World of Warcraft was made anyway.

He's right though.
Let the centaurs fuck each other.
And humans fuck humans.

Also, at the mermaids, you can't have sex with them...
Why not? Watch Futurama episode "The Deep South"

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At 11/5/09 12:02 AM, Rig wrote: Would going all the way be considered beastiality?

I think that if they were intelligent enough to consent, it at least shouldn't be considered bestiality.

Live life to the fullest, and make sure you fit some hookers in there too.
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At 11/5/09 03:26 PM, TheAdd wrote: Actually, after slight..... research - i have to say NO.

You got to show us what you found...
Was it something horrible? Did you look up "naked centaurs"?

Oh wait...

A horse doesn't cover its shame, would a centaur do so?

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