I was just recently chatting with Bluehippo, famed BBS mod and self-proclaimed muffin eater :3.
On AIM he linked me to this strange video featuring a middle aged man erupting into anger after his computer displays a faux Emergency Alert System.
Here is the transcript of the chat:
bluehippong:http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=4q19pan3B4M
bluehippong: it might be surprising but
bluehippong: but i masturbated to this video
bluehippong: i stripped off all of my clothes and began to passionately stroke my genitals.
bluehippong: the climax was incredible
bluehippong: i ejaculated all of my love on my keyboard
Rumblemunky: wtf is that?
Rumblemunky: why is he getting pissed off at the emergency alert system?
Rumblemunky: carl, are you mentally ill?
bluehippong: yes i am Christian,
bluehippong: yes i am.
I honestly don't know what to do. I think I will contact Wade and tell him about this strange predicament.