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being tased? The reason I'm asking is because one of my fuckface friends challenged me to a contest to see who can tolerate more pain and one of them is take a shot from a taser. This isn't going to be the first time I've been electrocuted though, when I was 10 I finished taking a bath and then accidently stuck my finger into the socket. So, tell me NG are there anything you can easily find that is the equivalent to being tased?

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Getting a large amount of vibration

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piss on an electrical socket

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At 11/4/09 11:06 PM, Sekhem wrote: piss on an electrical socket

Y'know I heard somewhere that doing that doesn't actually give you a shock.

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At 11/4/09 11:08 PM, ngmastah wrote:
At 11/4/09 11:06 PM, Sekhem wrote: piss on an electrical socket
Y'know I heard somewhere that doing that doesn't actually give you a shock.

yeah it doesn't

i did it in some backwater gas station once when i was traveling

it does however cause it to spark and could catch fire

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At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote: Getting a large amount of vibration

Worse. Tasers have the un-holy ability of causing instant paralysis due to shorting of nerve impulses. In short, it's a massive amount of electricity quickly. I think. If I'm correct, Pain from a taser is very quick (almost over within a instant) but incredibly harsh.

Those under the effects of the taser are paralysed but not necessarily in pain. Of course it affects some more than others.

Wikipedia:

"Tasers primarily function by creating neuromuscular incapacitation, which means that it interrupts the ability of the brain to control the muscles in the body.[citation needed] This creates an immediate and unavoidable incapacitation that is not based on pain and cannot be overcome.[citation needed] Many subjects of police intervention experience little to no pain due to intoxication, extreme motivation, or otherwise, which therefore makes other techniques nearly useless."

So. If you want to win a pain competition. I suggest dislocating a knee or shoulder joint. Which is incredibly painful.

Some poisonous animals also produce a neuro-toxin which causes spasms which can be intolerable. But this is normally reserved for old torture practice.

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At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote: Getting a large amount of vibration

It's really just like getting a massage, pretty much.

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At 11/4/09 11:13 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote:
At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote:
Some poisonous animals also produce a neuro-toxin which causes spasms which can be intolerable. But this is normally reserved for old torture practice.

Um..can't that kill you..like horribly?

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Try a short-circuiting vibrator.

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At 11/4/09 11:16 PM, PenguinKommando wrote:
At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote: Getting a large amount of vibration
It's really just like getting a massage, pretty much.

Oh cool, just like how getting stabbed is just like acupuncture!

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At 11/4/09 11:16 PM, ngmastah wrote:
At 11/4/09 11:13 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote:
At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote:
Some poisonous animals also produce a neuro-toxin which causes spasms which can be intolerable. But this is normally reserved for old torture practice.
Um..can't that kill you..like horribly?

Well not all the time. Botox, a common beauty enhancer is a powerful and deadly neurotoxin. So it has to be diluted to just 1/100th of its normal strength. Just 1mg of pure Botox would kill a human in minutes.

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At 11/4/09 11:04 PM, ngmastah wrote: I want to be tazer'd

Long time no see pal.

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I would imagine having every nerve in your body stimulated would hurt very much.

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Put a fork in an electrical socket

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What a stupid contest.

You guys deserve to feel the pain you intend to try and withstand.

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