I am a knight of the House of Thor

[FUNKbrs]

... But it ends up The House of Thor is a bar.

and it probably just means I have to beat the shit out of drunks causing trouble in the back alley.

So technically I guess I'm in a gang?

I'm confused. I was really drunk, and there was this ceremony with a big sword, and now every time I go there I get a giant frosty mug for my beer instead of a gay little plastic cup.

My only question is this:

Do I still get to trample people with my horse and stab them as I ride by? Because I don't own a horse, but it would be worth it to buy one if I could do that.

[Tiago11103]

yes you can. you are a kinght of the house of thor.

[Sekhem]

not owning a horse is a sign that you are a gigantic pussy

[STEM]

We can equip you with a noble steed any day

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/4/09 08:13 PM, STEM wrote: We can equip you with a noble steed any day

I don't think that would fly here.

[Toiletpaper]

Could the horse rape them THEN trample them?

[wildface098]

At 11/4/09 08:59 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Could the horse rape them THEN trample them?

if it can, then I sure want a ride on it...

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/4/09 08:59 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Could the horse rape them THEN trample them?

I know a fat cow named Spider who likes to rape people. I guess I could technically ride HER....

I know she'd be down for the rape/trample combo, I know THAT.

[Blush]

Well I'm guessing instead of a horse, you could get a harley or some shit. Would be just as bad ass as a horse I'm sure. And maybe you can steal the beer from whoever you decapitate?

[kitaroknine]

or just get a moped and ACT like a total hardass ppl like that allways make me laugh

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/4/09 09:14 PM, Blush wrote: Well I'm guessing instead of a horse, you could get a harley or some shit. Would be just as bad ass as a horse I'm sure. And maybe you can steal the beer from whoever you decapitate?

You know, I actually have access to a harley.

But how do I make my motorcycle rape people? This is a serious logicstical concern for me.

[kitaroknine]

first attach dildo to front then practice your aim on pedestrians

[Blush]

At 11/4/09 09:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/4/09 09:14 PM, Blush wrote: Well I'm guessing instead of a horse, you could get a harley or some shit. Would be just as bad ass as a horse I'm sure. And maybe you can steal the beer from whoever you decapitate?

You know, I actually have access to a harley.

But how do I make my motorcycle rape people? This is a serious logicstical concern for me.

That is a big problem. I'm guessing you could attach a dildo of some sort on it, although you would have to be good with your aim. Although now I am going along with the horse idea wince it would be bad ass to see someone get raped by a horse.

[stafffighter]

At 11/4/09 09:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

I know a fat cow named Spider who likes to rape people. I guess I could technically ride HER....

Funk. I've been holding this back because you kind of scare me. But The simple fact is that if you rode this Spider woman to the House of Thor where your band Iron Fist played a loving cover of the classic Wolverine Blues, you'd make pretty good marvel ultimate allaince team.

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/4/09 09:32 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Funk. I've been holding this back because you kind of scare me.

Considering our history, I actually take this to heart.

But The simple fact is that if you rode this Spider woman to the House of Thor where your band Iron Fist played a loving cover of the classic Wolverine Blues, you'd make pretty good marvel ultimate allaince team.

YES.

I need to change my new band name from Endless Nameless to Iron Fist. YEEEESSSS.

[Darth-Zanuha]

Laser sight.