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Your solutions:
Get over it, try to stay commited.
Be a manwhore for the rest of your life.
Name your dominant hand Julia and go to town.
Every time your tempted to pursue a new hot girl, think of two fat hairy guys titty fucking

At 11/5/09 06:38 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'm the same way. If I see a chick that I think is perfect, I'm instantly attached. Usually I don't do anything to go after them though, which is the difference. It's more than a crush, mind you, but it quietly fades eventually. I've thought every girlfriend I've had was the one, and I still wonder what it'd be like with them sometimes. I also love my friends that are girls (if that makes any sense). It's weird.

Yeah, happened to me too, but I trust you, when you REALLY meat "the one" you get a completely different feeling, like you're far far away or something, in some kind of fog, with only that girl...
It's a completely different feeling... absolutely... woah...

Women are slivering serpents with tits who will eat you soul and then leave your corpse for the buzzards, and we put up with it because of the pussy. Women control the fucking world and they all know it. Wars are not fought for wealth, resources, or empire expansion, they are all fought over pussy. Even homosexuals are not immune to its power, many gay men try to not give in to its power but some wish they had one of there own and lesbians are so over powered by there own they want another one to go along with so there's isnt lonely. The all mighty vagina controls all because it is the source of all life, we all come from one, born to be its slave no matter what path of life you choose. There is no defeating it.

At 11/5/09 03:34 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 11/5/09 03:20 PM, agustana wrote: The girls you're chasing after aren't even that hot.

Probably hotter than you.

Buuuuuuuuuuurn.

I have an erection.