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I shit completely in the nude.

Look in peoples' windows.

They look nice.

sometimes i just crack my fingers for like 10 minutes straight idk why

At 11/4/09 10:29 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Look in peoples' windows.

They look nice.

I leave the blinds open on purpose.

i enjoy the company of cripples. They make me feel happy, because I know i can do things they can't.
EXAMPLE: the cripple beats me at soul caliber, i get up, and walk around. Hahahahalol.

I enjoy talking to myself, and punching walls.

I create complex rythmic beats by banging my teeth togethor.

At 11/4/09 06:33 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: I like to open my pet mice's cage and randomly grab one while yelling the phrase hand of god.

That sounds so bad ass. Can you make a video of that? I'd watch it.

1) Eat toilet paper

Nom Nom Nom

2) wash my feet...in the sink

Wait a moment,my hands smell worse....

3) cut my own hair

only bits

I like to lay down and appear as if I am sleeping, whether I'm with a bunch of friends, or some family.
I like my precious thinking time, and I am a very deep thinker, it is all I do.

I like to look at my cat and talk about how he has such stinky breath and is such a cute stinky cat. I also go over to websites and look for the most popular works of fiction and put them in categories, and I also type down the chornological and alphabetical order of all of the flashes/games by my favorite flash artists and watch all of their flashes, favorites, YouTube videos, and YouTube favorites.

evry now and then i enjoy looking up and saving pictures of random games/tv shows i like.

At 11/4/09 10:28 PM, Cericon wrote: I shit completely in the nude.

Made me laugh. :)

I like to pretend I'm a worm and roll myself in a duvet.

Talking to myself.

When I'm straightening my hair (shut up, /notgay) I like to pretend I can hear my hair's screams of agony as I burn them into submission. The bristle things on a comb are called teeth so I like to go omnomnom as I'm combing my hair.

When I'm thinking, I play with the ball of my lip piercing. Normally I can't stay still when I'm sitting down so I start playing things with my hands or shake my leg rapidly without realising. Have to eat jaffa cakes in a certain way.

can't think of any more right now...>_<

Lurking on NewGrounds, trying to get as much +1 as I can without breaking the rules.

Sometimes when I got paper near me I start nibbling on it without noticing.

At 11/5/09 02:07 PM, TheAdd wrote: I can watch myself in the mirror for hours, just there - being vain, thinking about how i must be the best on earth.

Not joking

Well, that's worse than what I do, I just like to imagine different kind of things when I am really bored, like in Greek class sometimes, when we're doing something boring.

Today I imagined how it would be if I would have an assassin costume which could make me invisible on wish and if I would have two long hidden blades and would kill my ex-friends (people I was befriended with, but later had a HUGE row with) and what kinds of conversation I would have with them before killing them...
That was amazing...

Odd things? I like to run up to my friends and whisper into their ears "In yer brain. Eatin your bytes"

It always stops their conversations and makes them look like "What the fuck was that!!?"

8) puttin' smileys everywhere -.-'

I've been building a teletransporter so I can punch people who make worthless threads.

At 11/5/09 03:11 PM, Zecampeao wrote: I've been building a teletransporter so I can punch people who make worthless threads.

You only need some dark sarcasm to punch people mentally.
Physically is harder, you'll need a portal gun for that.

At 11/4/09 10:28 PM, Cericon wrote: I shit completely in the nude.

Go on, dear friend. How odd is this naked defecating?

scare lil kids

Making pretty portraits of pedobear in school

At 11/5/09 07:13 PM, jake-thesnake wrote: Making pretty portraits of pedobear in school

I draw AngryFaices in the Toilets.
With permamarker :)

I like to Read Strange things like this.
Forex Trading

Fling pennies at my wall when I'm bored

I rape cows