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Posted at: 11/4/09 07:50 PM
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Same thing happened to me, luckily I survived with only minor brain damage... can hardly even notice though.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 08:06 PM
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well atleast they dies happy
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Posted at: 11/4/09 08:11 PM
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Wow... Atleast they didn't die virgins.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 08:17 PM
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At 11/4/09 07:45 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Good thing they never lived long enough to produce retarded offspring.
It doesn't mean their offspring would have been retarded.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 08:19 PM
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This is why they should teach abstinence in schools.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 09:37 PM
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Virginity is like a game of hot potato; you don't wanna have it when you die. I'd say they win. Besides, if you're going to die that same night you don't even need protection.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 09:41 PM
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Atleast they didn't die virgins.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 09:53 PM
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Just goes to show, fornication is the devil
and masturbation is his fist
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why are you smiling you sick bastard!
Posted at: 11/4/09 09:55 PM
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Ouch, that sucks.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 09:58 PM
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I've been sitting here for 10 minuets trying to think of something witty but I still got nothing, it seems like it would be easy, I know I got the perfect joke I just can't find it, oh well.
That girl looked pretty hot.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 11:33 PM
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They had it coming.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 11:34 PM
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haha, got what they deserved!
they should have shared
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Posted at: 11/4/09 11:35 PM
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They left a car running in a garage. I mean come on, really? How stupid can you get.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 11:39 PM
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At 11/4/09 06:02 PM, citricsquid wrote: they deserve it, sex is the devils act.
LOL CATHOLIC!
Posted at: 11/4/09 11:40 PM
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To be ignorant to something because you're worried about having sex does not make you retarded. I hope you never reproduce to be honest.
Posted at: 11/5/09 12:39 AM
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At 11/4/09 06:27 PM, blakemo wrote: Wear a condom kids. teh moar yoo kno
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Good idea!! That'll stop them from suffocating :D
Posted at: 11/5/09 12:41 AM
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All I can say is, wow what a way to go. At least they didn't die virgins.
Posted at: 11/5/09 12:48 AM
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Fucking dipshits!!!! LOL!.
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Posted at: 11/5/09 08:20 AM
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Heh, I never knew you could die from leaving the engine on in a car! I guess I never gave it much thought.
dodged a bullet there
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Posted at: 11/5/09 08:33 AM
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im guessing they fell asleep with the engine on by accident.
you guys are a bunch of douchers.
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Posted at: 11/5/09 09:09 AM
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At 11/4/09 06:02 PM, megakill wrote: because sleeping in a car is always a sensible option?
After sex, you get really tired. You often don't have the energy to leave the bed or even move. As long as it's good sex, that is.
Posted at: 11/5/09 10:33 AM
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At 11/5/09 12:48 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Fucking dipshits!!!! LOL!.
Beat me to it.
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Posted at: 11/5/09 10:42 AM
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without sex there would be no humans
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Posted at: 11/5/09 10:43 AM
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At 11/4/09 07:38 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: At 11/4/09 07:30 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Reinhard Wallecker, 18, and Stefanie Tanzer, 17, had slipped into the garageThat's not all that slipped into the garage, naw'm sayin'?
At 11/4/09 07:30 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Reinhard Wallecker, 18, and Stefanie Tanzer, 17, had slipped into the garage
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Posted at: 11/5/09 11:06 AM
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Wow, you know what I think is going to happen? I think all of those absitence-only sex programs are going to go and use this case as a defense against how pre-marrital sex is bad and can kill you. They would so do that.
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Posted at: 11/5/09 02:08 PM
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At 11/4/09 08:11 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: Atleast they didn't die virgins.
No one dies a virgin. Life fucks us all ;)
Posted at: 11/5/09 02:09 PM
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I think God punished them. He was pissed they were making a mess in the car XD
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Posted at: 11/5/09 02:30 PM
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Maby they were commiting suciside and before they died they wanted to have one more go at it?
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Posted at: 11/5/09 02:37 PM
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This shit is just fucking prizeless. They deserved this.
at least the guy does,he looks like one of those extremely cool gangster faggots
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