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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:01 PM
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A teenage couple suffocated when they fell asleep after a late night sex session in the back of their car - leaving the engine running to keep them warm. Reinhard Wallecker, 18, and Stefanie Tanzer, 17, had slipped into the garage at Wallecker's family
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they deserve it, sex is the devils act.
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because sleeping in a car is always a sensible option?
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:03 PM
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At 11/4/09 06:02 PM, citricsquid wrote: they deserve it, sex is the devils act.
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They were stupid if they didn't know that running a car in a garage with the door down is actually a popular form of suicide.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:05 PM
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I was more suprised by the fact that he had sex with a girl.
The way he looked >:(
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:06 PM
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:08 PM
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Nice to know natural selection still works.
Posted at: 11/4/09 06:09 PM
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ahh, a very original form of suicide... what dumbasses.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:10 PM
the best part is it came up in a search for "car sex" on google.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:19 PM
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HOW WILL WE REPRODUCE THEN IDIOT?
its a natural thing mofo!
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:22 PM
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At 11/4/09 06:19 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: At 11/4/09 06:02 PM, citricsquid wrote: they deserve it, sex is the devils act.HOW WILL WE REPRODUCE THEN IDIOT? its a natural thing mofo!
It seems that sarcasm isn't easily translated by people with inferior minds and a tendency to abuse their caps lock button.
In any case, what kind of retard leaves a car on in a garage?
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Recipients for the next Darwin award?
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At 11/4/09 06:43 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Recipients for the next Darwin award?
oh definitely idiot finder you must also submit the sirtom93 story..
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:48 PM
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At 11/4/09 06:22 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: In any case, what kind of retard leaves a car on in a garage?
The retarded kind of retard leaves a car on in the garage, i'm guessing.
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At 11/4/09 06:10 PM, Dalkia14 wrote: the best part is it came up in a search for "car sex" on google.
Why were you searching for "car sex" anyway?
It's always a shame to hear about kids that have a bigger libido than a brain. And I thought it was going to be something like out of a horror film.
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I read a very simmilar story to this in the darwin awards. A couple had sex in a car and left the engine running to keep them warm in the garage - then they don't wake up.
Yeah, what that guy said about natural selection....
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Its not like they could have just gone home or anything.
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Yeah well, they both look like pretty stupid kids. Especially given the quote from the article:
Relatives had reportedly warned the Ternitz couple about the danger of leaving the car's engine running in a closed garage.
Not only were they dumb enough to leave the car running in the garage, they were dumb enough to leave it running after explicitly being warned not to do so because it would kill them.
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So I see once again that a bad lapse in judgment automatically makes people stupid and deserving of the Darwin "Awards." Not to mention that they lived ordinary lives and were probably of average intelligence if they never did anything stupid like this before. Newgrounds never fails to disappoint in the "Misattribution of Science" category.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 07:30 PM
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Reinhard Wallecker, 18, and Stefanie Tanzer, 17, had slipped into the garage at Wallecker's family home in Ternitz, Austria after finding his parents were in the house.
You see. This is what happens when you can't use your cellar any more.
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At 11/4/09 07:30 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Reinhard Wallecker, 18, and Stefanie Tanzer, 17, had slipped into the garage
That's not all that slipped into the garage, naw'm sayin'?
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Posted at: 11/4/09 07:43 PM
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Note to self: no sex in car.
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Ha that is priceless that is classic
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Good thing they never lived long enough to produce retarded offspring.
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