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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:36 PM
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I was informed today that someone wants to punch my face because he dreamt I slept with his girlfriend, and then he punched me on the face, in the dream.
So now I hear he wants to punch me on the face because he think it may happen in real life.
Help guys I am scared and don't know what to do. I don't want to get punched on the face!
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:37 PM
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Obviously you have to throw the first punch bro
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:38 PM
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At 11/4/09 05:37 PM, STEM wrote: Obviously you have to throw the first punch bro
Obviously you have to carry a switch blade lol. Slice his fist off.
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Spread rumours about you having dreams he murdered your mother and now you want to murder him.
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Tell him that you had a dream where you donkey punched his girlfriend while fucking her up the ass and he ran in to punch you in the face and you fucking blew his head off his shoulders with a semiautomatic shotgun you fired with one hand all gangsta like. That will shut him up.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:39 PM
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At 11/4/09 05:38 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Spread rumours about you having dreams he murdered your mother and now you want to murder him.
This is most likely the best idea here.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:40 PM
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Well lets review the situation.
in his dream he punches you and you get laid. When he woke up he decided no matter what he's gonna punch you.
SO! Obviously you should all out sleep with his GF. Chances are he's an asshole anyways.
DO IT!
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Have a dream your a professional MMA fighter.
Sounds like the only logical thing to do.....
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:41 PM
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Tell him that he's retarded for thinking that something that happened in a dream is going to happen in real life.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:43 PM
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If he punches you, you automatically have to sleep with his girlfriend. It's the rules.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:45 PM
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At 11/4/09 05:37 PM, TheAdd wrote: fuck his girlfriend, sounds like it's inevitable.
That's the good part of the dream.
Unless she's an ugly bitch.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:47 PM
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Before he punches you, at least give him a reason to. So sleep with his girlfriend.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 05:48 PM
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sleep with him and punch his girlfriend in the face?
oh wait...
for the lulz
Posted at: 11/4/09 05:55 PM
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Try to explain to him that he was dreaming.
Posted at: 11/4/09 06:02 PM
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At 11/4/09 05:47 PM, milinko959 wrote: Before he punches you, at least give him a reason to. So sleep with his girlfriend.
This.
But don't let him punch you. First thing you do after fuckin that broad is sock her boyfriend in the face, dont even bother putting clothes on first, just do it.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:03 PM
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Kick him in the nuts and the sleep with his girlfriend, while sleeping!
Posted at: 11/4/09 06:04 PM
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Since he's already going to punch you, you might as well fuck his girlfriend. Or at least tell everyone you did. That's what I'd do.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:07 PM
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You have to consider factors here, how good looking the girlfriend is. and how strong the boyfriend is. If the hotness of the girlfriend is greater than or equal too the strength of the boyfriend, then sleep with her becuase it'll be damn worth risking getting a couple teeth knocked out.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 06:22 PM
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At 11/4/09 05:36 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I was informed today that someone wants to punch my face because he dreamt I slept with his girlfriend, and then he punched me on the face, in the dream. So now I hear he wants to punch me on the face because he think it may happen in real life. Help guys I am scared and don't know what to do. I don't want to get punched on the face!
Damn bro your story sucks D:, just like FALCON punch his ass or sumthing
Posted at: 11/4/09 06:48 PM
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Funny that he happened to dream a particular person like you random much.
but tell him hes acting illogical because you have no desire to sleep with his girlfriend.If he continues to persist do some crazy pranks on his house,family,penis,dog, etcetera.
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