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They taste like shit. Have you ever had eggs that didn't have salt or something else on them? That's because without it, it tastes horrible. Even with it, it's crappy. The only way to make it taste good is to put stuff that is naturally awesome on it, like pork, tomato, or some other shit. It's like throwing ice cream on a pile of shit. Why do people still eat eggs? They have no flavor, and it's a waste of time without something good to put on them.

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Why not just put something good on them and forget all the bullshit? If they're good with stuff on them, then just put stuff on them. I for one, enjoy my eggs from time to time.

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Egg is more of an "ingredient" in a meal... Like, the meal is Salt + Egg, something like that... Yeah, I agree, it taste like shit without salt or anything..

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Because it's like almost any other food, doesn't taste all that great on it's own. I can't think of many things that I eat that aren't combined with something else.

I love poached eggs on an English muffin with a little HP sauce on it.

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At 11/4/09 04:22 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: Egg is more of an "ingredient" in a meal... Like, the meal is Salt + Egg, something like that... Yeah, I agree, it taste like shit without salt or anything..

Eggs rule. Don't hate.

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a) cheap
b) convenient/easy
c) with simple additives and complements, taste deceptively great.

reason enough.

you could extend your argument to any number of staple foods that are bases for interesting, simple and good foods, but instead you're focusing on eggs because you're bitter about some eggs you probably ate yesterday or today.

fuck you and your tirade on eggs, I won't stand for it.

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Scrambled eggs with cheese.
Hardboiled and lightly salted.

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Everything is better with something on it. I personally don't mind eggs without any salt or anything on them.


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Hardboiled and lightly salted.

hell yes, I think I'll make some now, 12-minute hard-boiled eggs with salt, maybe a slice of buttered toast, with the yoke spread out over the toast with salt, and red pepper corns

topic is now about your favourite simple egg recipes.

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At 11/4/09 04:20 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: They taste like shit. Have you ever had eggs that didn't have salt or something else on them? That's because without it, it tastes horrible. Even with it, it's crappy. The only way to make it taste good is to put stuff that is naturally awesome on it, like pork, tomato, or some other shit. It's like throwing ice cream on a pile of shit. Why do people still eat eggs? They have no flavor, and it's a waste of time without something good to put on them.

agreed I never liked eggs. On the outside you have flavorless white spongy crap. And on the inside you have dry powdery orange bird shit that tastes like an old ladies' handkerchief! And scrambled is the same, except mixed up and funky looking. Eggs suck. They suck shit!

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I love eggs, would eat it for every meal.


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I personally love a good runny egg, but only the yoke the white bit taste like scrotum.

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Protein

If you want to build muscle then eating shitloads of eggs is your best bet.


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Eggs are only good in the form of Eggs benedict, though recently i had eggs benedict and after fell ill with gastro enteritis, and now i dont want eggs at all, you are right they taste shit by themselves.

Try drinking 3 raw eggs out of a glass every morning. That'll make you hate the shit.

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I love eggs, except for greasy fried ones.

Boiled.
Pickled.
Poached.
Scrambled.
Benedict.
Steamed.
Lightly fried.
Hard Boiled.
Soft Boiled.

Eggs are awesome. But yeah, they need an accompaniment.


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Eggs are easy to make, cheap, and they taste fine to me, with or without salt.

Scrambled, hardboiled, eating those plain tastes fine to me.

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Haven't you ever put your tongue on a yummy egg yolk when it's been cooked nicely.

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I love eggs.

Fried eegs on top of Rosti is win.
Scrambled eggs are good too.

But yeah, Eggs are good.

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I don't eat eggs. I don't like eating unborn chickens.

Because that's what they are! >:C

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I don't like eggs at all, slimy and wet and gross. I'll only eat a few bites of scrambled eggs and cheese and then if I eat anymore I usually get sick.

But as far as baking goes, eggs are the best.

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I only eat scrambled and hard-boiled....

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i HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE EGGS!!!!!!!!

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eggs... are... AWESOME!!!

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Do you realize you just made a full topic about your opinion on the taste of eggs... wow dude get a life

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I like em plain and with salt and no other way. I made pickled eggs once, tasted horrible.

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Eggs are wonderful. I only buy free range, because I refuse to eat battery-farmed produce.

Nothing beats perfectly fluffy scrambled egg on toast in the morning.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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scrambled eggs are nice, but not all the time...

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Of course eggs go better with something else, like on a nice steak and egg sandwich, but I have no problem just eating them by themselves. You opinion on eggs isn't shared by everyone, hence why it's an opinion.

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At 11/4/09 05:56 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: I personally love a good runny egg, but only the yoke the white bit taste like scrotum.

You would know how that tastes, now wouldn't you?

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