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Posted at: 11/3/09 11:35 PM
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So I live in california around in the valley, and my school is really really poor. We have a couple trees here and there, but they're only in certain areas of the school, and smell like jizz.
Most of them are in the front of the school, and some of them are in the back, where everyone fucks.
They smell SOOOOOO MUCH like jizz. It's like the tree's are jizzing in the air all day, every day.
So yeah
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Posted at: 11/3/09 11:36 PM
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Posted at: 11/3/09 11:45 PM
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Does Jizz really have that strong of a smell in the first place?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 11:53 PM
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Tap those trees, collect the sap in air tight jars, package them and send to
NG dot com PO BOX 480 Perkasie, PA 18944
courtesy of Luis Castanon. He'll take care of the rest.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 11:56 PM
At 11/3/09 11:45 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Does Jizz really have that strong of a smell in the first place?
I kinda think it does.
Jack off and smell it, the tree's smell like 10x as strong (you can smell them from hella far away)
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What if the air you were breathing was jizz the entire time.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 11:58 PM
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At 11/3/09 11:35 PM, Screch wrote: So I live in california around in the valley, and my school is really really poor. We have a couple trees here and there, but they're only in certain areas of the school, and smell like jizz. Most of them are in the front of the school, and some of them are in the back, where everyone fucks. They smell SOOOOOO MUCH like jizz. It's like the tree's are jizzing in the air all day, every day. So yeah
Do you guys over in the valley microwave your ice cream to soften it up before attempting to scoop? I've got a lot of trees where I live, but they don't carry an odor. I guess they're all jaded and don't jizz much. You might have a shit-ton more trees in a parallel brane litterally like right next to your school, which could be what's causing the smell of jizz.
Posted at: 11/4/09 12:00 AM
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Yes. It certainly does.
Posted at: 11/4/09 12:01 AM
You might have a shit-ton more trees in a parallel brane litterally like right next to your school, which could be what's causing the smell of jizz.
Nah, because if you walk under it, you can smell it ALOT. It's really potent then
Posted at: 11/4/09 12:03 AM
At 11/3/09 11:56 PM, Jayblin wrote: What if the air you were breathing was jizz the entire time.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Posted at: 11/4/09 12:04 AM
Never before have I thought about the smell of jizz.
Thanks NG, for opening my eyes.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 12:05 AM
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At 11/3/09 11:53 PM, Jamoke wrote:
i really don't think Luis wants tree jizz.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 12:06 AM
I think the real question is, why would someone want to have sex in a place that smelled like jizz. That seems unpleasant.
Posted at: 11/4/09 12:09 AM
At 11/4/09 12:06 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: I think the real question is, why would someone want to have sex in a place that smelled like jizz. That seems unpleasant.
They just have sex there because it's behind one of the buildings, and nobody goes out there.
Posted at: 11/4/09 12:10 AM
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The closest thing we have is jizz-berries. You squeeze them, and they jizz on you.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 12:14 AM
At 11/4/09 12:01 AM, Screch wrote: You might have a shit-ton more trees in a parallel brane litterally like right next to your school, which could be what's causing the smell of jizz.Nah, because if you walk under it, you can smell it ALOT. It's really potent then
Oh. Well then you've got a case of the flowering pear trees (aka cum tree).
Posted at: 11/4/09 01:09 AM
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They have sex outside the school?? Woah!!
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Posted at: 11/4/09 01:16 AM
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At 11/3/09 11:35 PM, Screch wrote: They smell SOOOOOO MUCH like jizz. It's like the tree's are jizzing in the air all day, every day. So yeah
As far as I know, jizz doesn't really have a strong scent. But I take it you've gotten your face close enough to get a good whiff, so I'll take your word for it.
Posted at: 11/4/09 01:22 AM
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I was outside the other day and there was a plant that smelled like urine.
Also I've heard of the jizz trees before, there was a big deal about them not so long since.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 01:49 AM
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You obviously live now where near me, because I live in a very nice area in CA.
But I don't know what jizz smells like which causes me to question you.
Are you sure it's not you?
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Posted at: 11/4/09 01:54 AM
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I used to live in CA and I know EXACTLY what you are talking about!
Are you in norcal or socal?
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I was driving through Pennsylvania to go to a party and it started to smell like straight jizz. Perhaps they are the same trees?
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Posted at: 11/4/09 01:58 AM
bradford pear. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index? qid=20070621204106AAygAPE
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Posted at: 11/4/09 02:17 AM
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There was a time I was climbing in a tree and got sap on me. Someone commented it looked like ejaculation.
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Posted at: 11/4/09 02:41 AM
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It's not a strong smell, but it's very distinct. When you smell these trees, you know exactly what the fragrance reminds you of.
We had a few near my college campus. For some reason, the girls loved to sit by them...
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Posted at: 11/4/09 02:44 AM
At 11/4/09 02:41 AM, Timmy wrote:
You'd think it would be the opposite. I mean, you'd think people wouldn't want to be near them.
Posted at: 11/4/09 02:50 AM
At 11/4/09 02:44 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: At 11/4/09 02:41 AM, Timmy wrote: We had a few near my college campus. For some reason, the girls loved to sit by them...You'd think it would be the opposite. I mean, you'd think people wouldn't want to be near them.
Yeah...no. I was joking. I'm...I'm not funny.
Posted at: 11/4/09 02:54 AM
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At 11/3/09 11:53 PM, Jamoke wrote: Tap those trees, collect the sap in air tight jars, package them and send to NG dot com PO BOX 480 Perkasie, PA 18944 courtesy of Luis Castanon. He'll take care of the rest. delicious home made syrup at next mod meet y'all
How lame is it that NG's HQ is in Pennsylvania. Of all the states...NG's located in one with the lowest hood credibility ever (after Iowa).
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Posted at: 11/4/09 04:12 AM
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If it's constantly on your face you get accustomed to it.
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