I need to vomit

[OfficeMan]

I have consumed poison and i must vomit it out

If put Tropicana berry and pepsi in the same cup and perhaps some ice will i vomit?

I must act fast

[STEM]

Stick your finger down your throat to spark the gag reflex. Millions of pre-teen girls do it every day!

[OfficeMan]

At 11/3/09 11:06 PM, STEM wrote: Stick your finger down your throat to spark the gag reflex. Millions of pre-teen girls do it every day!

Tried, It wont work. I even used a toothbrush but right now all i have is bad Tummy pains.

I must get rid of the poison!

[Mostasteless]

pick up a bottle of ipecac from the pharmacy.

[Addsgohere]

Take a knife and poke a hole into your stomach. That should do it.

[BUTANE]

Don't vomit, just accept your fate for being a dumb-ass.

[Ryan]

Most people would contact poison control before gathering things to induce vomiting. Even less would post about it on a forum before solving the situation.

But hey what do I care? You go and have fun with that death now champ.

[OfficeMan]

At 11/3/09 11:10 PM, Ryan wrote: Most people would contact poison control before gathering things to induce vomiting. Even less would post about it on a forum before solving the situation.

But hey what do I care? You go and have fun with that death now champ.

It's not killer poison its more like ''get super sick if you don't get rid of it'' poison.

Besides the poison center hates me

[PennyPigtails]

At 11/3/09 11:12 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
Besides the poison center hates me

And why is this?
This probably isn't your first time consuming "poison" now is it?

Tsk Tsk

[Timmy]

A ton of salt mixed with water will make you puke.

I think I saw it in a movie once.

[Ryan]

At 11/3/09 11:12 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Besides the poison center hates me

Oh, of course. How silly of me to think otherwise.

By the way, in what moronic way did you happen to get sick anyhow?

[flamingninja777]

At 11/3/09 11:16 PM, PennyPigtails wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:12 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
Besides the poison center hates me

And why is this?
This probably isn't your first time consuming "poison" now is it?

Tsk Tsk

Beat me to it.

[Stretchysumo]

Drink rat poison, that should get you to vomit.

[chickenpenus]

put a shit load of salt into a glass of water, and chug if that doesnt make you vomit, then you've got one hell of a gag reflex

[OfficeMan]

At 11/3/09 11:17 PM, Ryan wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:12 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Besides the poison center hates me

Oh, of course. How silly of me to think otherwise.

By the way, in what moronic way did you happen to get sick anyhow?

Seriously man, I mean they put me on Americas most wanted.

I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

[DragonFyre9]

At 11/3/09 11:23 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

Bwhahahaha!

Are you kidding me? Your "eating disorder" can also be referred to as mental retardation. I mean really anyone over 5 years old shouldn't be eating batteries.

[Ryan]

At 11/3/09 11:23 PM, OfficeMan wrote: I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

If that's the case, shouldn't you have someone watching you all the tme making sure you don't do stupid shit like this? Or has your family finally given up on you and just decided to wait until the next bottle of bleach goes missing.

Whatever, you've lost my interest. Good day sirs.

[PenguinKommando]

Eat a banana and then drink 7-Up. I think they say that makes you vomit. Alternatively, chug a gallon of milk.

[Mostasteless]

At 11/3/09 11:23 PM, OfficeMan wrote: I got myself sick eating Batteries

was it worth it? do they taste good?

[leo967846]

Seriously man, I mean they put me on Americas most wanted.

I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

Yea sure.. okay.. mm hmm... I totally 100% believe you dude

[OfficeMan]

At 11/3/09 11:42 PM, leo967846 wrote:

Seriously man, I mean they put me on Americas most wanted.

I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

Yea sure.. okay.. mm hmm... I totally 100% believe you dude

Your a dumbess its a real disorder.
look it up ;D

[PenguinKommando]

At 11/3/09 11:32 PM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:23 PM, OfficeMan wrote: I got myself sick eating Batteries

was it worth it? do they taste good?

Haven't you ever been looking at some batteries, then suddenly been stricken with the urge to know what they taste like? Put 'em in a hot dog bun and put some mustard on them or something?

This man had to take that fall for the good of the human race. OP when you get done being poisoned, post a trip report on how the batteries were, tia.

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 11/3/09 11:28 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:23 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
I got myself sick eating Batteries, I have a eating disorder where i get
strange cravings for objects such as pennies and deodorant

Bwhahahaha!

Are you kidding me? Your "eating disorder" can also be referred to as mental retardation. I mean really anyone over 5 years old shouldn't be eating batteries.

There is a disorder where people eat things that should be eaten. Such as metal. Among many other things. This is rare, but not totally unreasonable.

[TheStonePilot]

Find a gore thread on /b/, then go watch any republican podcast.

I guarantee you will vomit your guts out.

[RandomExploit]

Consume more hazardous substances and refrain from attempting to lessen the effects produced by said substances.