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At 11/3/09 10:25 PM, Welbanks wrote: Imagine him when hes older...

"...Pft whatever buddy, I got stabbed in the face when I was 1, Didnt hurt"

Yeah he'll be the boy who lived and eventually he'll find out that he's a wizard.

....says a lvl 30 with a bloody machete in his Display Picture.

At 11/3/09 08:19 PM, Canas wrote: I SWEAR TO CHRIST SHEELA IF YOU DON'T MAKE TACOS TONIGHT IM GOING TO STAB OUR KID IN THE FACE

That forced a chuckle out of me. Thank you, good sir.

At 11/3/09 08:19 PM, Canas wrote: I SWEAR TO CHRIST SHEELA IF YOU DON'T MAKE TACOS TONIGHT IM GOING TO STAB OUR KID IN THE FACE

FUCKING

L
O
L'D

At 11/3/09 08:19 PM, Canas wrote: I SWEAR TO CHRIST SHEELA IF YOU DON'T MAKE TACOS TONIGHT IM GOING TO STAB OUR KID IN THE FACE

1: Is it bad that I lol'd?
2: I hope that bitch gets raped in prison.

Omfg that was hilarious.

At 11/3/09 08:25 PM, leo967846 wrote: Why, such a cruel world!

Plus, the sick assholes that make this world so damn cruel!

I'm probably going to burn for laughing at the thread title and OP.

I feel bad now....

Unbelieveable.

I have heard so many horrible stories concerning child abuse/Murder ... it is downright disgusting. How could anyone possibly do such things to an innocent child.

I read about a child (known commonly as Baby P) and it scarred me. What was done to that child haunts me and I couldn't imagine someone EVER doing that to my son. There is no way in hell.

Ugh ... Now I'm pissed off.....

At 11/3/09 08:03 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: I mean, really now? Stabbing a baby right in the face is downright wrong.

Yeah, anywhere but the face.

This is just wrong.

I mean, it just sounds like comedically over the top evil that would usually make me laugh.
Fuck this guy, he made babies getting stabbed in the face unfunny. He should get gangraped in prison for that, and for brain damaging his kid.

I mean, what the fuck, man.

A few months ago in Winnipeg, a woman was found outside swinging a child by his torso into the sidewalk, head-first. The baby somehow survived.

Stupid Winnipeg.

Haha!

At 11/3/09 08:03 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:

Stabbing a baby right in the face is downright wrong.
Dude... fuck you... you weren't there. For all you know it was self defense.

What a waste, babies are used for football, not stabbing in the face.

More and more I find myself looking at everyday situations where fathers and mothers brutally or critically injure their children before they're even old enough to defend themselves or file for some kind of protection, its really disturbing in the long run of things. Sooner or later, children will be born in hospitals and guarded/raised carefully over by robots until the parents are certified as willing parents - there seem to be enough parents who either can't handle their children or injure their children, maybe robots are the way to go.

At 11/3/09 08:28 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 11/3/09 08:19 PM, Canas wrote: I SWEAR TO CHRIST SHEELA IF YOU DON'T MAKE TACOS TONIGHT IM GOING TO STAB OUR KID IN THE FACE

Am I a terrible person for laughing at this?
Because I did.

No, you're a terrible person for laughing at a joke that isn't funny, all moral bullshit aside.

Downright wrong. Or totally fucking bad ass? I'm going to have to go with the first option.