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Strong will, this man has.

"Altogether, Dore has 114 children and grandchildren."

People, this is natural selection at its finest. Any human being with a resilient enough body to last that long and still reproduce SHOULD have that many children, and more! Why, if we were all like this, that's over a CENTURY of fucking to do! Most people dry up by age 60(Women unable to reproduce at about 45) then die within a couple decades. This guy has LEGIT genetics, and the human race needs them.

At 11/3/09 05:06 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Why don't you have a seat over there?

I had to exit my browser to get away from that page.

That site was a virus ridden POS

I have a new dream

I smell a gold digger...

At 11/3/09 05:07 PM, ChickenGod wrote: THAT IS SO HOT

Damn straight.

Mad charming skills there, eh?

Hubba hubba!

Altogether, Dore has 114 children and grandchildren.

At 11/3/09 05:12 PM, Star wrote: Muhammed would be proud.

Thank you for this wonderful statement. I was having a hard time keeping quiet while in the computer lab after reading this.

Wait... is it all wrinkly?

inb4 old man jokes

At 11/3/09 05:23 PM, PsychoticMind wrote: He's going to need a shit load of Viagra to get his penis to stand up.

Never have I laughed so hard at a post.

Well there is no real pictures so I can't say I believe it.

People like these are the reason why people think that the middlewest is a fucked up and wierd place which it is! lol

ewwwwwwwww thats so discusting i mean hes marying a woman 100 years younger yuck

At 11/3/09 05:08 PM, Aigis wrote: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

I am. This is ridiculous. I would marry a 112 year old woman in a second.

Haha oh man. As soon as he saw that newborn, he was like, I'm gonna marry that baby someday.

I saw this on Oddee today. I don't even think the 17 y/o even looks 17. At first look she looks maybe like a 13 or 14 y/o...how do these old geezers get some and I can't?

At 11/3/09 05:08 PM, Aigis wrote: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

But she ain't messing with some old n****...

"Today God helped me realize my dream," groom Ahmed Muhamed Dore said.

I'd say the same thing if I was banging someone 95 years younger then me.

At 11/3/09 09:57 PM, NaTe32123 wrote:

At 11/3/09 05:08 PM, Aigis wrote: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

But she ain't messing with some old n****...

Oops,
"But she ain't messing with some young n****...

At 11/3/09 05:06 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Why don't you have a seat over there?

Good for him!

I feel bad when the 17 y/o has to look at his giant droopy balls.

I bet their honey moon is going to be amazing.

You may not believe it, but this is a lot of guys' biggest fetish. He's old, experienced, clearly a dominant partner intellectually even if he isn't quite as impressive physically as some others. She's young, probably attractive (by the culture's standards of beauty), and fully under his domination. Ugly dude with probably less than perfect physical form gets hottie + Age disparity that might as well be pedophilia? Throw in a little double penetration involving the new couple and his largest-dicked livestock, you've got the quintessential Internet sick fuck fantasy. I happen to know a website that would love this shit, though I left it long ago.

playaaa

"...hopes to have children"

???
WAT?!

uhh... well,.... yeah........um.....have.....uh......have fun with that....

I bet he will die from the adrenaline rush during sex.

ugg I just gave my self a horrible mental image

Seriously guys, his balls are going to need bras.

We are talking three-feet-long sacks dragging along the floor.

At 11/3/09 10:48 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: "...hopes to have children"

???
WAT?!

uhh... well,.... yeah........um.....have.....uh......have fun with that....

Oh, he will.

He will.

here

At 11/3/09 11:35 PM, Aggzza wrote: here

Upon research, I found out that only 13 or 18 of them are his children, so the rest would be grandchildren. I dunno how many times he's had sex, but if he's going to have sex with his new wife, I imagine it'd be really tough simply with something like Viagra.