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Posted at: 11/3/09 05:06 PM
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Why don't you have a seat over there?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 05:07 PM
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THAT IS SO HOT
You Know What I Do To Your TESTICLES Right?
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:08 PM
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Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...
When you fall, get right back up.
At 11/3/09 05:07 PM, ChickenGod wrote: THAT IS SO HOT
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Posted at: 11/3/09 05:09 PM
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Quoted from Website: "...and he hopes to have children with his 17-year-old bride"
He's 112! He probably can't even get it up any more let alone have the stamina to sleep with his 17 year old wife(?).
All I can say is unlucky for the children (if there ever are any) chances are you won't see your dad after your 3rd birthday.
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:10 PM
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100% AGREEMENT WITH YOU..
the older you are the bigger your penazz! lulz
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Posted at: 11/3/09 05:12 PM
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hes probably getting more action that all of us combined!
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If he's really 112, that would make him one of the oldest men in the world. Also, how the fuck is he still producing sperm at his age? Is this guy really serious about wanting to have more kids or is he just talking out of senility?
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ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR THIS?
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Muhammed would be proud.
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wooohooo the system fails again.
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:17 PM
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Dore told him he was born in 1897 and he has a traditional birth certificate, written on a goat skin by his father...
Altogether, Dore has 114 children and grandchildren
Holy fuck!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 05:21 PM
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Wowzers, I don't even think that guy can walk let alone do it, besides, how would he produce sperm at 112? Somalians aren't super heroes when it comes to sex...
Oh wait...
You want pr0n? Well I haven't got it...
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:23 PM
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He's going to need a shit load of Viagra to get his penis to stand up.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?! Kiddie-porn. Thanks for the sig BlueFlameSkulls.
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:27 PM
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He must have a shitton of money.........so of course he can buy enough viagra. he jsut might over dose trying to get to that point
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:29 PM
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He doesnt need to be rich, there´s a lot of mad people around the world.
But just the very thought of that scene is giving me creeps O_O
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:32 PM
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Lmao cuh crazy
Posted at: 11/3/09 05:38 PM
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What kind of 17 year old wants to have sex with a man that old? And chances are, she'll be losing her virginity that wrinkled sack of a man. I feel bad for her!
"Dore said he and his bride are from the same village, and he waited for her to grow up."
That disgusts me. Could you imagine doing that? Like your friend has a baby and you just keep an eye on the thing until it's old enough to fuck you?? Yuck.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:18 PM
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"Dore said he and his bride are from the same village, and he waited for her to grow up." sounds like pedo bear..
I hope she's after his money at least
Posted at: 11/3/09 06:20 PM
At 11/3/09 05:41 PM, TheAdd wrote: Is this really genuine, or did he beat her brain dead with a tire iron?
My guess is this is some sort of arranged type marriage.
Posted at: 11/3/09 06:22 PM
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At 11/3/09 05:38 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
I can imagine doing that, and it's pretty hawt.
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At 11/3/09 05:08 PM, Aigis wrote: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...
I doubt anybody in Somalia has that much money.
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But she ain't messin with no broke niguh.
Posted at: 11/3/09 06:24 PM
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but the evidence quite clearly states:
she is
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:25 PM
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hes got to have a lot of money
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:35 PM
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You might think he's robbing the cradle, but I'd say she is robbing the grave.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:41 PM
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Whatever floats your boat. It's just part of the culture over there.
OMG there are other cultures in this world WWWWAAATTTTT!!!!????
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:42 PM
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I think I might throw up. Yuke!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 07:24 PM
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At 11/3/09 05:38 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Like your friend has a baby and you just keep an eye on the thing until it's old enough to fuck you?? Yuck.
When isn't it old enough?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 07:25 PM
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At 11/3/09 06:35 PM, milinko959 wrote: You might think he's robbing the cradle, but I'd say she is robbing the grave.
bah dun tsh
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