Tr1ck 0r Tr3at!!11

[SirWolfy]

I realise this is a bit late, as Halloween has passed, but fuck you, I'm gonna post it anyway.

-ahem-

Ever get really annoyed by trick or treat kids? I mean, I must be like the only person in my entire age group that doesn't get excited about Halloween... but all H'ween night, these kids kept knocking on the door and shouting "TR1CK OR TR33T!!11". Yes, they even said it in L33T. In the end I was so annoyed by them, I told them to FUCK OFF!!111!!!111!!!11 and made them run away crying.

and then felt really bad afterwards

[Timmy]

You are clearly one of those people who is too "mature" all of the time to actually have some good ol' goofy fun.

What is better then dressing up as something completely absurd, wander around the neighborhood at a time when you usually have to be inside, and getting candy from total strangers, something that is strictly forbidden during the other 364 days? I'll tell you what - Nothing. Well, blowjobs are better, honestly.

But other than blowjobs, Halloween is the best time ever.

[LifeinClocktopia]

At 11/3/09 01:54 PM, SirWolfy wrote: I realise this is a bit late, as Halloween has passed, but fuck you, I'm gonna post it anyway.

-ahem-

Ever get really annoyed by trick or treat kids?

Nope, I wouldn't say that kids who trick or treat annoy me.

[wildface098]

I'll just give 'em these...

[SirWolfy]

At 11/3/09 02:02 PM, wildface098 wrote: I'll just give 'em these...

Win

[milinko959]

How do you say trick or treat in 1337?

Wouldn't it just sound exactly the same?

[Jonas]

At 11/3/09 02:02 PM, wildface098 wrote: I'll just give 'em these...

Chess pieces?

[JessePants]

At 11/3/09 02:24 PM, Jonas wrote:

At 11/3/09 02:02 PM, wildface098 wrote: I'll just give 'em these...

Chess pieces?

Checkmate.

[Mostasteless]

that is why you put razor blades in apples.

[SirWolfy]

At 11/3/09 02:11 PM, milinko959 wrote: How do you say trick or treat in 1337?

Wouldn't it just sound exactly the same?

Say it like this:

7|21(|< 4\/\/|2 7|23@!!!11!!!111!!1

[wildface098]

At 11/3/09 02:24 PM, Jonas wrote:

At 11/3/09 02:02 PM, wildface098 wrote: I'll just give 'em these...

Chess pieces?

lol, no silly... but here's a treat for you.

[Franklin-Moore]

At 11/3/09 01:59 PM, Timmy wrote:

But other than blowjobs, Halloween is the best time ever.

I don't think blowjobs are that great. Does that make me gay?

[Kwing]

What you want to do is walk up to another trick or treater, tell them "trick or treat!", reach in their bag, take a handful of their candy, and then walk away after saying "thank you" and "happy Halloween".

Trick or treat off of trick or treaters.

[Dromedary]

Never heard anybody speak in numbers before.

You sir, are a dick.

[Im-A-Pirate]

How the fuck do you trick or treat in leetspeak?

Troneck or trthreethreet?

[SirWolfy]

At 11/3/09 03:10 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote:

At 11/3/09 01:59 PM, Timmy wrote:

But other than blowjobs, Halloween is the best time ever.

I don't think blowjobs are that great. Does that make me gay?

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah ur s0 ghey

men can give blowjobs too

[ELITE-101]

if they talked in leet

" Tee are one see kay zero are tee are three ay tee !!oneone "

im sure they were talking like that