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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:41 PM
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So, I was in my art class yesterday and on my way to the supply cabinet, I met up with this freshmen girl I barely know. I said hello to her and all of a sudden she said, "Boxers are God's gift to the world". I then said, "What?" and all of sudden she push her pants down a little bit to show me her plaid boxers. They looked exactly like a pair of guy's underwear.
So, Newgrounds, was she coming on to me?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:42 PM
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Dunno, were all her friends watching and giggling? :P
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Fuck her and fuck her now.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:43 PM
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She was probably hoping to have a laugh with her mates at your expense.
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Seems like she was.. Idk why she'd do that though, haha. Just talk to her again.
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next time you see her say, "dicks are god's gift to woman" and then whip your cock out. she will probably like it a lot.
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If she's THAT easy, chances are she already has AIDS.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:45 PM
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At 11/3/09 01:42 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: Fuck her and fuck her now.
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A girl did this to me in a lesson once, I was like "wtf". I, to this day, have no fucking clue why. I'll ask her actually.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:46 PM
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Yeah. Go bone her now.
Also, what'd she look like?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:47 PM
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A girl flashing her undies, even in a "haha - I'm just being goofy" sort of way, likely does harbor some feelings for you. If you are interested, ask her out.
But don't expect her to be a total slut - she was just playing around. You might not be getting laid your first date.
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Lot's of girls like to impress or relate to guys by wearing boxers, in your case I think she was trying to sow off, unless it was a joke at your expense.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:48 PM
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Tell her "And your pussy is gods gift to me" and proceed to fuck her in front of everybody.
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That's hot.
Tomorrows, go to her locker and say, "I like Silk ones", then pull down your pants to reveal silk panties.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:49 PM
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She did it for the shits&giggles she wasnt coming on to you I've done it before for a laugh for some reason if a girl is wearing underwear she really likes shes bound to show it to someone just so they know to.. I usually do it to my friends though not random people XD
Posted at: 11/3/09 01:50 PM
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I sensed a great disturbance in your pants at that time.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:54 PM
At 11/3/09 01:46 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: Yeah. Go bone her now. Also, what'd she look like?
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She's a regular wannabe punk slut. Ignore her.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:02 PM
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Now you know what to get her for her birthday.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:04 PM
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Why would someone show their underwear?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:08 PM
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Yeah sex sex sex, who cares about actual relationships, just fucking fuck her, in fact Why don't you rape her I mean all the cool kids are doing it.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:10 PM
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The hell was she wearing boxers for?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:16 PM
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My suggestion is, fuck her while you still can (legally anyway)
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:21 PM
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Girls+Boxers=Lesbian
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:23 PM
At 11/3/09 02:10 PM, ZagmenO wrote: The hell was she wearing boxers for?
who knows. when i was young and worked in a supermarket, some girl came in wearing a short shirt and guys boxers. i kept walking around the store peaking at her ass, it was sexy as hell.
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:27 PM
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At 11/3/09 02:21 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Girls+Boxers=Lesbian
he might get to watch. if he's good he can sneak in a camera!!!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:13 PM
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maybe you should talk to her about it nah, how about punch her, no no shot her, no no stab her in the face, wait i got it steal her boxers.
Posted at: 11/3/09 03:14 PM
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I've seen female underwear a lot, it's not a huge thing. And I doubt she was hitting on you... But maybe, who knows.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:15 PM
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Are you sure it wasn't a guy with long hair?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:18 PM
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She probably has AIDS and is looking for a way to spread it!
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