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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:44 AM
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I'm so sick of girls telling me to shave my balls .. how am I supposed to do it?! I'm thinking about shaving my ass but I'm too scared to do it.. Help me NG!
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:45 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:44 AM, MattyMayhem wrote: I'm so sick of girls telling me to shave my balls .. how am I supposed to do it?! I'm thinking about shaving my ass but I'm too scared to do it.. Help me NG!
girls actually like shaved balls?
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:47 AM
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Use that hair removal thing.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:49 AM
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the only way to do it, it to wax it off, but just go the redneck route and use duck-tape
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:50 AM
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Yea girls like all that shaved but your right how do u shave you balls. I don't trust my razor that much lol
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:51 AM
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Well yes, i do, jsut do it, it feels quite fresh and free
Use a butterknife
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:54 AM
At 11/3/09 02:51 AM, Dent0n wrote: Well yes, i do, jsut do it, it feels quite fresh and free Use a butterknife
NOT FUNNY! What kinda wax am I supposed to use? Where do I get it? How do I use it? GO AHEAD ASSHOLES.. LET MY MISFORTUNE AMUSE YOU BUT WE'LL SEE WHO GETS A BLOWJOB WHEN ITS DONE.. WE'LL SEE. >:C
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:58 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:49 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: the only way to do it, it to wax it off, but just go the redneck route and use duck-tape
thats evil very evil but funny
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:06 AM
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Seriously, just use a razor and be careful. For your ass area you can just use the brazilian wax technique for that and to manscape around your junk, since you're a first-timer to using a razor in those areas.
Manscaping is critical.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:07 AM
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Get a sex change so you won't ever have to worry about this pesky little problem again. You'd still have to wax your ass though.
Posted at: 11/3/09 03:08 AM
At 11/3/09 02:49 AM, Dmabster wrote: Light it on fire. Post it on youtube. ??? Profit!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:11 AM
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It's pretty easy, all you have to do is use a straight razor and lots of aftershave.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:15 AM
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One word: carefully.
But a bit longer answer, don't use a machine. A gilette or something is better, and yeah, just practise caution. And shave to the direction of the hair, not against it.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:18 AM
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You could always just use some eyelash trimmers, and cut it short around there to avoid the stubble feeling. "A little hair is nice," says my girlfriend. A bunch of stubble is just uncomfortable, and thats what you get if you shave it.
Posted at: 11/3/09 03:25 AM
At 11/3/09 02:54 AM, MattyMayhem wrote: NOT FUNNY! What kinda wax am I supposed to use? Where do I get it? How do I use it? GO AHEAD ASSHOLES.. LET MY MISFORTUNE AMUSE YOU BUT WE'LL SEE WHO GETS A BLOWJOB WHEN ITS DONE.. WE'LL SEE. >:C
Calm down, just use your regular shaver, use some cream\gel if you like, but it's not necessary, i don't use it...
Posted at: 11/3/09 03:30 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:45 AM, AtomosVII wrote: girls actually like shaved balls?
well tell me, have you ever heard a girl say "I love the feeling of hair in my mouth"?
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:31 AM
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Very very gently. Just take a razor and some cream. I shave sideways on my balls, less likely to cut yourself.
Or you could use a very powerful base that will eat away at your hair.
and your skin
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Posted at: 11/3/09 03:56 AM
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Q. How Do You Shave Your Balls?! A. Very Fucking Carefully.
Posted at: 11/3/09 04:02 AM
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Use a pair of tiny scissors. It might take some time though.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 04:15 AM
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Don't bother with a safety razor, cut-throat razor is the way ahead....
Or if you really want to be considered a man shave them with a chainsaw
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Posted at: 11/3/09 04:18 AM
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Tear them out one by one, after a while it feels pretty good no joke
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Posted at: 11/3/09 04:27 AM
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Well... Hair's not nescessarily supposed to grow ON your balls... That's just gross... But yeah, I'd like to know too, how to shave down there.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 04:35 AM
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WITH A FUCKING CLEAVER!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 04:38 AM
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First practice shaving your FACIAL HAIR, then move onto your ba...
Oh... Right.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 05:11 AM
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With a chainsaw!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:00 AM
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Well I live by the rule that I ain't bringing any sharp object near my junk
just tell the bitches to stop complaining
Posted at: 11/3/09 06:05 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:54 AM, MattyMayhem wrote:
Cut the hair off with a chainsaw, just don't chop off your cock.(If you have one)
Posted at: 11/3/09 06:43 AM
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For best results use one of these. Make sure you shave very fast and vigorously to make sure for a nice clean shave.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 07:07 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:47 AM, Dmabster wrote: Use that hair removal thing.
Are you talking about the pad that you rub on the area affected with hair, or the spray? I don't think hair removal spray would take to kindly to your sack skin.
Jeez dude
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