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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:37 AM
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I've been diagnosed with acute Pancreatitis. It's when your pancreas is tricked into thinking you ate alot, and it produces too much of these "amylase" enzymes... It's also if you actually do eat too much. Apparently, I'm lucky to even be alive.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 01:48 AM
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Congrats bro.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:01 AM
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So, what, do we have a party now or something?
I vote we party.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:10 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:01 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: So, what, do we have a party now or something? I vote we party.
Apparently heavy drinking is one of the causes
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:12 AM
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Its all good and doesn't make a difference. partyasfuckinghardasyoucan
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:14 AM
At 11/3/09 01:48 AM, Sekhem wrote: Congrats bro.
Thanks... I feel lucky myself... But I still feel Nauseous every time I stand up >:(
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:18 AM
At 11/3/09 02:14 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: At 11/3/09 01:48 AM, Sekhem wrote: Congrats bro.Thanks... I feel lucky myself... But I still feel Nauseous every time I stand up >:(
Well if this is for real, don't expect pity, especially on the internet. Live life to the fullest, go fly planes or something. Got to get off the computer for a good time, go travel! Fuck what ever place your at now.
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:26 AM
At 11/3/09 02:18 AM, Fleuve wrote: Well if this is for real, don't expect pity, especially on the internet. Live life to the fullest, go fly planes or something. Got to get off the computer for a good time, go travel! Fuck what ever place your at now.
I would, if I DON'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE THROWING UP EVERY TIME I STAND.
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:36 AM
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At 11/3/09 01:37 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Apparently, I'm lucky to even be alive.
Well thats good! Lucky!
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Posted at: 11/3/09 02:37 AM
i have perpindicular pancreatitis
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:43 AM
At 11/3/09 02:37 AM, Dmabster wrote: i have perpindicular pancreatitis
lol, I just love how that goes with your sig, since you double posted.
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:46 AM
At 11/3/09 02:43 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: At 11/3/09 02:37 AM, Dmabster wrote: i have perpindicular pancreatitislol, I just love how that goes with your sig, since you double posted.
I try not to, but i came up with that joke and needed to say it.
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:54 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:26 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: At 11/3/09 02:18 AM, Fleuve wrote: I would, if I DON'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE THROWING UP EVERY TIME I STAND.
At 11/3/09 02:18 AM, Fleuve wrote:
then you shouldnt stand.. for the rest of you're life
if l4d2 isnt shit i will bend over and eat my own ass
Posted at: 11/3/09 02:56 AM
At 11/3/09 02:46 AM, Dmabster wrote:
lol you did it again best sig ever
Posted at: 11/3/09 03:09 AM
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At 11/3/09 02:26 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: At 11/3/09 02:18 AM, Fleuve wrote: Well if this is for real, don't expect pity, especially on the internet. Live life to the fullest, go fly planes or something. Got to get off the computer for a good time, go travel! Fuck what ever place your at now.I would, if I DON'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE THROWING UP EVERY TIME I STAND.
Is there something you should be taking for this? There is probably something you can take that will prevent that. It really sucks that you have acute pancreatitis though.
Posted at: 11/3/09 06:20 AM
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Hope ya ok guy
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Posted at: 11/3/09 06:33 AM
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Shouldn't you be getting that removed then?
Posted at: 11/3/09 07:26 AM
At 11/3/09 06:33 AM, Gedveikur wrote: Shouldn't you be getting that removed then?
That's appendicitis.
At 11/3/09 03:09 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Is there something you should be taking for this? There is probably something you can take that will prevent that. It really sucks that you have acute pancreatitis though.
Yeah, I take antacids to flush my body..... I think I should be better by now, since it's been a few hours and I've took 2 pisses.
on an unrelated note, my mom's a doctor... It's great having a prescription book lying around... if I get sick......... or bored....
Posted at: 11/3/09 07:32 AM
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So what do docors tell you to do? I wish you well.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 07:33 AM
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Oh, I thought that meant you grow an extra pancreas!
Phew! jk
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Posted at: 11/3/09 07:37 AM
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Illl bring the special imported beer. BITCH.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 07:40 AM
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At 11/3/09 07:37 AM, xpertmaniac wrote: Illl bring the special imported beer. BITCH.
Il party, Be-careful though i have turrets. FUCK BITCH SHIT.
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Posted at: 11/3/09 08:29 AM
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dude. that sucks. and i though Congra Malacia was bad....
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