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I only ever hear stories like this coming out of America. Put me out of my misery, have I spent my whole life living in the wrong county? (UK by the way.)

It sound ridiculously easy to sue and make a fortune. Perhaps I'll emigrate and sue when I fall off a ladder but no one had turned the 'gravity' off!

He should have just saved his money instead of wasting it on all that shit. There's only one sure way to attract women and its green and papery.

I think this story smells

LOL, I mean since when has TV ever lied about anything.

Thinking of suing red bull for not getting wings when I drink it!

that's just hilarious

At 11/3/09 10:50 AM, Gedveikur wrote: LOL, I mean since when has TV ever lied about anything.

Thinking of suing red bull for not getting wings when I drink it!

Yeah, somebody else said that. Anyway, I think it's an interesting subject because ads do say ridiculous things all the time. I'm reminded of that Spongebob episode where they sold chocolate bars and said that they could rule the world (among many other things) after taking their stuff.

If he wins, I will start suing (spellcheck says thats how its spelled :P). Not because of any logical reason, either.
I will start sueing people because they have dyed red hair.

Who do you think you are, dying your hair my color because you think it's cool? You're making me look bad!! No, it's not because I'm being a douche and trying to sue you, it's because you stole my hair!!

This will never make it into court. They'll probably settle it, unless Lynx decides to give this man jack, then it could go to court, I doubt you could get a judge to preside over such a stupid fucking case though.

Maybe I should. That money would surely get me a girlfriend.

I think this song is apt for this story.

Lmao, this is such bullshit. He beats up his five year old boy for going near it because it says keep out of reach of children (I mean sure, safety but did he have to beat him up?)
Also, he actually gets a ruler and measures how far away he has his can to spray deodrant, and he even got naked when he used the products and appeared in front of his maid?

He should be charged for child abuse, sexual harrassment and fucking stupidity.

That's pretty funny. There's a lot of things that someone could say about our society, but I think I'll let someone else say them while I enjoy the ridicule of this story.

At 11/2/09 10:19 PM, redsN64 wrote: suing over lack of "lynx affect"?
A man used Lynx ( AKA Axe) products for 7 years and still no girlfriend.

That's hilarious. I actually hope he wins.

What will it be next? Slip on a bar of soap and sue Dove? Get hooked on crack and sue a drug dealer?

Those situations would be completely different. People actually might sue Dove for injury that occurred while using the product, and I've heard of people wanting to hold drug dealers responsible for the addiction and subsequent death of one of their clients. The guy who's suing Lynx/Axe, on the other hand, wasn't harmed by the product. He's just saying the advertising is misleading... which is true, if you're an idiot.

Axe/Lynx should just give him a mail order bride and that would solve both problems, he gets a girl to fuck with and they save a few grands,

that is .... the best... lawsuit ever ha

Next someone is gonna sue GoDaddy for not having porn.

Yeah I don't get how there's a case out of this. I'm not sure how things work in India but I don't think technically it would be any sort of false advertisement if in the commercial they did not start clearly "If you use this you will get x amount of women". I'm fairly sure they just portrayed an image of getting women, to trigger something in people's minds.

This is how a lot of advertisement works these days. If the commercial did explicitly say what will happen then fuck me in the face for writing all of that.