No girl friend? SUE!

[redsN64]

suing over lack of "lynx affect"?

A man used Lynx ( AKA Axe) products for 7 years and still no girlfriend.
What will it be next? Slip on a bar of soap and sue Dove? Get hooked on crack and sue a drug dealer?

[FunnyStuff707]

Well I guess he could technically say false advertising, but really?
And this is America, damn well he's gonna take that opportunity.

[DrClay]

I once heard someone sued those drink that they guys in the commercials would turn into liquid. It was because he didn't turn into liquid. I don't have a link, and I forget what the product was called. Capreson or something.. I heard it from one of my friends a few years back.

People are sue crazy these days. I hate those commercials anyway

[redsN64]

At 11/2/09 10:22 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote:

And this is America, damn well he's gonna take that opportunity.

I believe this was actually in India.

[BUTANE]

although it is kind of pathetic to be sueing over it, I will give him credit for only asking for 26,000 pounds...sounds like a reasonable amount of money, enough to pay for his counseling for his depression and shit i guess. He isnt asking for a life a luxury or ne thing.

[Krbyfan1]

At 11/2/09 10:22 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: Well I guess he could technically say false advertising, but really?
And this is America, damn well he's gonna take that opportunity.

It's New Dehli, India guy.

I applaud the guy in one way; being outraged over the gross overuse of women throwing themselves at a guy because he wears the same spray as in the commercials. What kind of image is that? A desperate one, indeed.

Then again, it's a commercial, man! You think that shit is real?

[Leidolfr]

Sounds reasonable to me, oh, wai.......

[ Americas awesome, people still starve here and die from lack of insurance, but people get money when they burn themselves at mcdonalds, or, are so fat and stupid that cologne has become the mist equivalent of painting a burnt down mold house. ]

[Sizzlebuzz]

Can this really happen? This is ridiculous. Advertising is advertising. I doubt anything will come of this. Crazy crazy people.

[DrClay]

At 11/2/09 10:24 PM, BUTANE wrote: although it is kind of pathetic to be sueing over it, I will give him credit for only asking for 26,000 pounds...sounds like a reasonable amount of money, enough to pay for his counseling for his depression and shit i guess. He isnt asking for a life a luxury or ne thing.

someone should stable on his head "its called masturbation... learn it dumbass"

[CBLStaffer]

wow...ppls actually believed on the sexy Axe ads...xDDD

[FunnyStuff707]

At 11/2/09 10:26 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 11/2/09 10:22 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote:

It's New Dehli, India guy.

Oh, sorry, didn't read that part.
Either way, suing is fun.

[Be-Easy]

I recently jumped off a 5 story building expecting something to happen and died.

fucking redbull

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

I have composed a few papers regarding frivolous lawsuits and how it is a waste of time and money to even honor them as a legitimate case. I got a good grade on the paper and praise from my instructor... I received negative criticism, however once I submitted a paper to a local court office. Its our right, as Americans, to justice. If you demand a trial, you get one. Fucked up, isn't it? Commo sense < Honoring the rights of scum.

[Leidolfr]

At 11/2/09 10:32 PM, Be-Easy wrote: I recently jumped off a 5 story building expecting something to happen and died.

fucking redbull

hey to be fair, pastrana jumped out of a plane after drinking a redbull, and yeah, he lived

[ had NOTHING to do with the two guys with parachutes grabbing him, and dont you EVEN FUCKIN THINK THAT!! ]

[Soaked]

Fake.
http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable -to-attract-even-a-single-girl-frustrate d-man-sues-axe/

[BlackZodiac]

one of these days those pheromones companies are gonna get sued, a bunch of dumbfucks use their products but get 0 results, but hey, maybe it can act as a placebo

[notanerd1]

I find that rather clever. It is false advertising, since it says girls will be swarming you, or at least be attracted to you. I heard about a guy who sued Macdonald's because he spilled hot coffee on himself, but it never said caution hot on the side. This is a lot less stupid.

[Leidolfr]

At 11/2/09 11:35 PM, notanerd1 wrote: I find that rather clever. It is false advertising, since it says girls will be swarming you, or at least be attracted to you. I heard about a guy who sued Macdonald's because he spilled hot coffee on himself, but it never said caution hot on the side. This is a lot less stupid.

Im suing newgrounds for polluting my mind with dribble, because, it doesn't say, warning newgrounds causes brain cavities and general seizures

[ penis joke ]

[FurryDemon]

Not surprising really, I mean I know America (and now even many other countries,) is normally like this, but they have declined even more than usual in the past few years.

He has free speech, but that doesn't mean they'll listen to him, chances are he's just wasting time.

[FurryDemon]

At 11/3/09 12:39 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Not surprising really, I mean I know America (and now even many other countries,) is normally like this, but they have declined even more than usual in the past few years.

He has free speech, but that doesn't mean they'll listen to him, chances are he's just wasting time.

Wait that was in India wasn't it? Damn, either way though.

[HighWayStar365]

Axe: Make yourself the softest thing you'll EVER touch.

P

[ThePhantomGamer]

Good for him.

[PuRpLe-KusH]

He must be ugly or doesn't shower before applying it becuz I always get compliments from wemons when I wear AXE.

[Chimp-eat-me]

Lynx - the smell of teenage desperation

[DragonFyre9]

He really shouldn't be blaming them if he's been trying to get a girlfriend for seven years with no success.

[SadisticMonkey]

that guy's an idiot, Lynx stinks like shit.

[someone-else]

At 11/2/09 10:19 PM, redsN64 wrote: suing over lack of "lynx affect"?

Dumb people do dumb things.

[WritersBlock]

Lynx smells like shit. My older brother used to wear it all the time until he couldn't stand the teasing from myself, my father, my mother, his girlfriend and my aunt.
Wear real deodorant if you don't feel like sickening the opposite sex.

[Yamor]

Wow,it said he is fucking depressed over this. Who actually believes half the shit they put on commercials?

[myningjr]

Huh, maybe I could sue red bull for not giving me wings. It could work what with today's society and whatnot.