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...Whoa...

so have you heard anything new about the stabber yet?

Sounds like a scene from a movie.

and did you call for help or the cops afterwards

At 11/3/09 07:20 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Sounds like a scene from a movie.

Lol well I'm not going to deny the possibility that Wildface is lying, I mean he was the guy who made that one thread with the crack in his basement or what ever.

At 11/3/09 07:25 PM, FurryDemon wrote:
Lol well I'm not going to deny the possibility that Wildface is lying, I mean he was the guy who made that one thread with the crack in his basement or what ever.

^^ no it's legit, i saw the police report but my computer closed the window it was in because of low virtual memory, when I find it again i'll post it.

I carry a balisong knife, I do believe I'm a slight bit ore intimidating when I can throw mine up in the air closed and catch it open.

At 11/3/09 07:29 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 11/3/09 07:25 PM, FurryDemon wrote:
Lol well I'm not going to deny the possibility that Wildface is lying, I mean he was the guy who made that one thread with the crack in his basement or what ever.

^^ no it's legit, i saw the police report but my computer closed the window it was in because of low virtual memory, when I find it again i'll post it.

shit, well we need to find that... I'm searchin around in my local news area listings for possibilities of the case being somewhere in it. haven't had much luck so far.

Holy shit that is crazy man you could of been fucking killed! shit man! i wish i was you! i wanna get almost killed ): awww lol jk

So yeah guys i was just jerking off outside on a park bench when suddenly BOOM some guy gets shot.

I was the only one there of course at the PUBLIC PARK. So he started chasing me with his gun. But was afraid to fire because of my super reflective skin. If he didn't hit me between the eyes, the bullet would reflect off instantly hitting him in the dick, thus killing him.

So i hopped a few fences, then he tripped over a dildo dropped by a woman in front of a porn shop and i got away.

P.S. IT WAS SCARY!!!

At 11/3/09 09:30 PM, iwantbrainz wrote: Holy shit that is crazy man you could of been fucking killed! shit man! i wish i was you! i wanna get almost killed ): awww lol jk

yeah, I'm still looking around my local news area systems to find any information on the incident so far but I still can't see to find the report...

Wait.. so you just got chased by a crazy guy with a knife who just stabbed someone.. you get away and now.. you tell Newgrounds?
This story is BS.

So u told the cops yet?
I saw this thread yesterday and then u said you didnt yet, and I rlly think u should :P
(if this is true, but I guess it is)

i wish i could believe this but i can't. it's a pretty damned good story though

That's unfortunate. I had a friend of mine pick my girlfriend up from the club one time, and not 10 minutes later they were stopped at a red light when a couple guys pulled him out of the car and stabbed him in the chest. They sped off and he got back in the car and tried to drive for a few moments before he just died at the wheel, they almost hit a house before my girlfriend took over the car. It's a scary feeling when your girlfriend calls you bawling inconsolably screaming that your friend was murdered in front of her.

At 11/4/09 02:14 PM, charmaster4 wrote: i wish i could believe this but i can't. it's a pretty damned good story though

This is the problem with media violence. Instead of becoming densensitized to it, we see it as less real, so we're less ready for it.

At 11/3/09 02:53 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:
yes and i cant run worth shit since my right knee is messed up so it would be a much better choice imo

You called him a pussy. He hasn't got a bum leg, so in his position running would be far less hassle. Plus, if he'd attacked his possible assailant before being positive of his intent, it could have caused a lot of hassle with the police, especially if he would have given him a serious head injury.

i never said cool story bro....

Not directed at you.

CALL THE PRESS! THIS IS HUGE!

no seriously, call them, just see what happens

At 11/4/09 02:16 PM, sandmanstaysawake wrote: That's unfortunate. I had a friend of mine pick my girlfriend up from the club one time, and not 10 minutes later they were stopped at a red light when a couple guys pulled him out of the car and stabbed him in the chest. They sped off and he got back in the car and tried to drive for a few moments before he just died at the wheel, they almost hit a house before my girlfriend took over the car. It's a scary feeling when your girlfriend calls you bawling inconsolably screaming that your friend was murdered in front of her.

whoa man. i havent got anything CLOSE to that yet.

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So any new developments in the case?

At 11/4/09 08:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: So any new developments in the case?

well, I told the asked the cops about the report earlier today and they said the press/station hasn't had time to put the information up due to other things going on around the area... I swear, these streets are dangerous nowadays.

well your safe now. your on the interents!

Eh, i saw a guy get stabbed at the corner of the street and again outside of a food mart. Seriously these people don't fuck around when you owe them money.

At 11/4/09 09:19 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Eh, i saw a guy get stabbed at the corner of the street and again outside of a food mart. Seriously these people don't fuck around when you owe them money.

yeah, I get you... damn these Mafia members and what-not

Did you hop that fence Ferris Beuler style?

At 11/2/09 09:45 PM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 11/2/09 09:43 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: So are you gonna give a police statement or what? You just witnessed a possible murder.

snitches get stitches!

You're an idiot, reporting a murder is not snitching.

Hmm.. Either copypasta or a good escape. I'm not sure which though >.>
If this shit is true, good work =D

I doubt we'll hear anything about it on the news because of the Texas shootings and whatnot.

Tell the police dummy. You witnessed an homicide/attempted murder

At 11/5/09 08:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Tell the police dummy. You witnessed an homicide/attempted murder

^^ he did, if you read the other pages you'd see that he called an Anonymous Tip Hotline.