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Some people are only just finding out about old things like salad fingers! It irritates me.

pull your cock out

see whos laughing now!?

"I bought your Colgate toothpaste! The one with tarter control, and it made me feel... LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

Ahh yes one of these thread.

The typical someone claims saying the jokes makes them not cool and ruins everything. Possibly cause they are a bitch. People repeat jokes. Get over it. It's funny to them. they like saying it to friends to make em laugh.

Then some randoms come in and say "Oh well that was never funny, in fact.... THAT'S JUST WRONG TO SAY AHMAHGAWD HOW CAN MAKE FUN OF THAT"

I never understand the above 2 types of people.

Tourette's guy is funny as shit.
Lighten up. It wont kill you.

BITCH!!! I LOVE YOU!

How can you resist.

At 11/2/09 08:33 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Repeat this to them:
South Park is not funny; just random situational humor that caters to Cartman.
You repeating stupid jokes makes you look retarded.
Repeating jokes in general is retarded.
You can't do a Cartman voice.
Go die in a fire.

Don't forget.
You're repeating jokes about a man who DIED! TOO FUCKING SOON!

At 11/2/09 08:33 PM, Mostasteless wrote: FUCK SALT!

#1 post of the day and i believe in the entire week.

At 11/3/09 04:07 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote: IT is no laughing matter. People with that condition cannot help it. To want to punish them for something that they cannot prevent or control is like punishing a baby for just being born.

calm down,calm down.

At 11/3/09 04:07 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote: IT is no laughing matter. People with that condition cannot help it. To want to punish them for something that they cannot prevent or control is like punishing a baby for just being born

Calm down, calm down. Dont get a big DICK!

At 11/3/09 05:51 PM, nintendolover5000 wrote:

At 11/3/09 04:07 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote: IT is no laughing matter. People with that condition cannot help it. To want to punish them for something that they cannot prevent or control is like punishing a baby for just being born

Calm down, calm down. Dont get a big DICK!

damnit, i was going to continue that.

"Tonight on unsolved mysteries, we find out who really gives a shit about bigfoot. this just in.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!"

yeah really. me and my friends make alot of references but we do as an inside joke but when people think its funny by doing that it pisses me off to

At 11/2/09 11:38 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!

I dont have a dick you prick

At 11/4/09 09:15 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: "Tonight on unsolved mysteries, we find out who really gives a shit about bigfoot. this just in.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

UPDATE! LAST NIGHT, SOMEDY BROKE IN AND STOLE 500$ WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE! THAT'S RIGHT. 500$ worth of BBBBULLLL SHIT!

I find it kind of sad.

At 11/4/09 09:15 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: "Tonight on unsolved mysteries, we find out who really gives a shit about bigfoot. this just in.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!"

UPDATE LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE!

BAAAAAAH! CRY ME A RIVER BITCH

My school suddenly learned of the existence of every meme every made. Suddenly screaming shoop da woop in the lunch room and answering a question in math with IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! is not funny damn it.

I hate them with a burning passion.

Guys, that's so fake. None of you must know what tourettes is. It's basically like a tick, not a condition where someone swears violently. Sometimes I wonder about the internet. But then I realize I'm on the internet.

Plus he isn't really dead. The actor just quit.

I love that guy! When will his next show come on?

Im guna fina the guy who named it Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ASS