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Posted at: 11/2/09 07:42 PM

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I was watching the news and they had the huge thing on Obama being too skinny. Did we run out of news or something. I couldn't stop laughing after i heard this.

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Thee news reports on stupid crap all the time, like when the Obama children went to school and they reported on what they had for lunch, and that time when Mrs. Obama got a new haircut.

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At 11/2/09 07:44 PM, CaptainChip wrote: Thee news reports on stupid crap all the time, like when the Obama children went to school and they reported on what they had for lunch, and that time when Mrs. Obama got a new haircut.

That's not really stupid crap. If someone wants to watch it, they can decide so with their remote. It would be foolhardy, however, to put that as the lead story in prime time cable, however.

But on a Tuesday late-morning? Who cares if it's on or not?

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At 11/2/09 07:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: I was watching the news and they had the huge thing on Obama being too skinny. Did we run out of news or something. I couldn't stop laughing after i heard this.

Well if they don't report on that, the news might actually start having to talk about things the administration or their parent companies might not want you to hear about. Can't have that!!!!

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It's not that we're running out of news, it's just that many people are simply pathetic and will cling to anything wrong with someone they oppose. I myself can think of some criticisms of Obama that are perfectly legitimate, like not ending the wars, or not legalizing marijuana, so why don't people use those arguments?

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obama fat? of course not!

Obama is too skinny

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Maybe we should give him the Stanly Cup for being too skinny?

While we're at it, lets give him the purple Heart for having white teeth


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At 11/2/09 07:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: I was watching the news
news

Oh God I laughed so hard.

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At 11/3/09 12:31 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 11/2/09 07:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: I was watching the news
news
Oh God I laughed so hard.

For you sir

Obama is too skinny


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At 11/2/09 07:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: I was watching the news and they had the huge thing on Obama being too skinny. Did we run out of news or something. I couldn't stop laughing after i heard this.

oh but yeah the media totally aren't obesessed with and have a huge hard on for Obama

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At 11/3/09 03:24 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
oh but yeah the media totally aren't obesessed with and have a huge hard on for Obama

nah, not at all, its not like they have thrills going up their leg every time he steps in front of a camera. its also not like they don't give him a pass on everything he does that they would have had a field day with Bush over either.

Obama needs to stop skipping meals, if he's that busy running around getting on tv shows and photo ops, then he needs to learn how to keep some sandwiches in an ice chest on the air force one. or at least get a fridge installed on the air force one.

seriously, these rich people don't know how to survive in their own environment. "I'm so busy I occasionally don't have time ot stop at a 5 star restaurant for a 5 course meal." have a bologna sandwich then, its not as good as filet mignon, but it'll stop you from wasting away.

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well, our newspapers say that gordon brown looks too much like a sad old bulldog who smells a bit and bites everyone it comes in contact with.

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you can never have a political figure whos too skinny. if they were some fatass, they could be sniped more easily.

Succeeding to fly is failing to fall. So its lose-lose :p

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At 11/2/09 07:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: I was watching the news and they had the huge thing on Obama being too skinny. Did we run out of news or something. I couldn't stop laughing after i heard this.

Average Americans are envious? That's what it comes down to

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At 11/4/09 02:38 AM, drDAK wrote:
Average Americans are envious? That's what it comes down to

no it comes down to the media and moronic liberals being in love with the man.

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At 11/4/09 04:36 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 11/4/09 02:38 AM, drDAK wrote:
Average Americans are envious? That's what it comes down to
no it comes down to the media and moronic liberals being in love with the man.

imagine, the same hippies that always hated "the man" now drool at the mere sight of him.

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At 11/4/09 02:38 AM, drDAK wrote:
At 11/2/09 07:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: I was watching the news and they had the huge thing on Obama being too skinny. Did we run out of news or something. I couldn't stop laughing after i heard this.
Average Americans are envious? That's what it comes down to

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envious of making toothpicks look wide? Methinks not. if he had a ripped body and didn't look like the wind could knock him down? perhaps.

this man needs to learn to how to keep a sandwich on him at all times, going hungry is not healthy. He could also do to quit smoking.

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Lets put some meat on that ass.

How about we all just shut the fuck up?

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lol, maybe because hes not an average american, arent like 60% of us overweight now?
Im joking, but the president is just like any other celebrity, and as a result, people will criticise him for everything. remember the time he hit that one fly, or when he said kanye west was a jackass?

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At 11/5/09 07:41 PM, dudewithashotgun29 wrote: lol, maybe because hes not an average american, arent like 60% of us overweight now?

Yeah, I believe that's right so we're going to see more of that soon.

Im joking, but the president is just like any other celebrity, and as a result, people will criticise him for everything. remember the time he hit that one fly, or when he said kanye west was a jackass?

I recall the fly part very nicely in its stupidity, but I don't recall him being mocked for calling Kanye West a jackass. Last time I checked, he was praised for that.

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At 11/3/09 06:14 AM, Korriken wrote:
nah, not at all, its not like they have thrills going up their leg every time he steps in front of a camera. its also not like they don't give him a pass on everything he does that they would have had a field day with Bush over either.

Obama needs to stop skipping meals, if he's that busy running around getting on tv shows and photo ops, then he needs to learn how to keep some sandwiches in an ice chest on the air force one. or at least get a fridge installed on the air force one.

seriously, these rich people don't know how to survive in their own environment. "I'm so busy I occasionally don't have time ot stop at a 5 star restaurant for a 5 course meal." have a bologna sandwich then, its not as good as filet mignon, but it'll stop you from wasting away.

I think that he's skinny not because he doesn't eat, but because he's worse than a 2 year old... really freaking picky.

As for why this is news, that's like asking why Fox picked up the news story of Obama going into a deli, asking for brown spicy mustard, and taking that as proof that he's an elitist... "Why not just get regular American, instead of some mustard that's expensive and that no one has heard of?" Of course, that comes from an asshole in a $900 or so suit.


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At 11/3/09 03:23 PM, Griffinite wrote: you can never have a political figure whos too skinny. if they were some fatass, they could be sniped more easily.

that's a terrible point :D

anyway,i wonder how much he weights i bet 160

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It is amazing how much importance that people but on appearance, pathetic really.

Common sense isn't so common any more.
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Isnt he just interesting! <3

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At 11/6/09 10:06 PM, LordJaric wrote: It is amazing how much importance that people but on appearance, pathetic really.

It is, but unfortunately its not likely to change soon

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At 11/6/09 10:04 PM, NummyBBQ wrote:
At 11/3/09 03:23 PM, Griffinite wrote: you can never have a political figure whos too skinny. if they were some fatass, they could be sniped more easily.
that's a terrible point :D

anyway,i wonder how much he weights i bet 160

He weighs like 90 pounds! Some brothers need to hook him up with that KFC

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