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Posted at: 11/2/09 11:28 AM
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Marge: Am I cool, kids? Bart+Lisa: No. Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring, right? Bart+Lisa: No. Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here. Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool. Bart: Well, sure you do. Lisa: How else would you know?
So how do you know your cool new grounders?
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Posted at: 11/2/09 11:30 AM
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Posted at: 11/2/09 11:34 AM
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It's when you've got an ice cream. Usually it's cool, but when it starts licking you, you know you're cool.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 11:36 AM
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When your body temperature is 0 degrees Celsius.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 12:33 PM
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When you start listening to brokeNCYDE and wear your jeans so low that everyone can see your boxers.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 12:34 PM
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I am cool. I mean CMON! Read my own quote!
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When your name is Sinitech.
I'm pretty sure most of you are out of luck.
LOL Best thread ever made.
Posted at: 11/2/09 12:36 PM
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Why would I want to be cool when I can be hot.
Posted at: 11/2/09 03:20 PM
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if you question it... you are only ever able to reach a half cool status
Posted at: 11/2/09 03:22 PM
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Once you become a parent, you are automatically rendered uncool.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 03:25 PM
At 11/2/09 03:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Once you become a parent, you are automatically rendered uncool.
What about when you keep having kids just because you have a fetish for killing new-born babies?
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When lots of people at school know you, you're invited to a party every weekend, you never go an hour without hanging out with a group of friends or at least getting a text asking "What you up to?", when you're practically never rejected by a girl, when girls ask you out, when nobody picks on or bullies you...
Basically everything that never happens to people on Newgrounds.
Posted at: 11/2/09 03:29 PM
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At 11/2/09 12:33 PM, Mechabloby wrote: When you start listening to brokeNCYDE and wear your jeans so low that everyone can see your boxers.
I'd rather be a loser thanks.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 03:31 PM
At 11/2/09 03:25 PM, Sinitech wrote: At 11/2/09 03:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Once you become a parent, you are automatically rendered uncool.What about when you keep having kids just because you have a fetish for killing new-born babies?
You maintain your coolness. It isn't the act of producing offspring that makes you lose it, but the act of raising them. Your coolness gets passed to them and anything you do is instantly seen by them as utterly uncool.
Posted at: 11/2/09 03:33 PM
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When you spend your Saturday night jacking off to video game cartoon porn.
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Well, you're gonna have to help me out here a bit first: what's uncool like? How do you know when you're uncool?
Posted at: 11/2/09 03:34 PM
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you ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
Posted at: 11/2/09 03:35 PM
At 11/2/09 03:33 PM, Evark wrote: Well, you're gonna have to help me out here a bit first: what's uncool like? How do you know when you're uncool?
Actually, I'm pretty sure you're the epitome of uncool.
Posted at: 11/2/09 04:34 PM
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When you scream, then everyone screams, and then we all scream for ice cream.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 04:35 PM
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When you pee like you were up all night having sex.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 06:42 PM
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when you make a flahs and if you play territory war online on th awesomest website eva!!
and then you are....*drumroll*
A little cool
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AWESOME!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 11/2/09 06:45 PM
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At 11/2/09 03:25 PM, TRlCKY wrote: Basically everything that never happens to people on Newgrounds.
You're cool when you quote TRICKY.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 07:20 PM
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Posted at: 11/2/09 07:21 PM
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There's no such thing as cool any more. The phrase has been raped.
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Posted at: 11/2/09 07:28 PM
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When you mess up someone's name, and they don't care that you mess it up.
THEN SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS :O
This is SOOO queer.
Posted at: 11/2/09 07:29 PM
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At 11/2/09 11:28 AM, Box-Killa wrote: So how do you know your cool new grounders?
when i find myself not quoting a cartoon
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Posted at: 11/2/09 07:34 PM
You're cool when you quote my posts.
Posted at: 11/2/09 07:40 PM
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At 11/2/09 07:34 PM, TRlCKY wrote: You're cool when you quote my posts.
I don't think it worked...
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