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If you posted a picture, I could help you determine why these girls want you so badly. And you can work on changing it or whatever it is you want to do.
C'mooooon...

At 11/2/09 12:11 AM, Sinitech wrote: Get violent.

Only rational answer.

Wait, like punchy violent or mount a 50 cal. on the back of your mom's mini-van and go ape-shit violent?

And I know a way to get them off you. Call them fat. Get creative with the name-calling too, it keeps things interesting.

I will bring teh popcorn and watch. :D

You seem to be doing everything right, keep doing what your doing and eventually youll get the message.

Tell them to fuck off. That's always worked for me.

Eh, I feel the same way. Just that nobody actually likes me.

I forgot about the advice.

I say make it like there's nobody there. As long as they don't exist in YOUR mind, you honestly won't mind them, will ya?

I think I just gave some really useless advice. I'm sorry.

Next time you see them, drop trou and see how they react.

Get a female friend of yours to pretend she's dating you, if that's not an option be an asshole to them.

Be a complete dick to them, like how a jock would act to a nerd or something like that.

But we all know you love it, you big nerd youuu!

Girls go for loners, whether they're faking or not. They think because they are alone they are more intimate than the popular crowd which in you're case is not true. Now you could do several things each with bonuses and consequences

-You could become part of the popular crowd which besides taking a major attitude change and most often trouble/being unsuccessful later in life it still has the benefits of being socially accepted
-You could become a sort of associate rather than a friend. This way you can still be quite antisocial and the girls probably will stop going for you. I can't think of an example right now but there are plenty of these guys. People who other people rely on for something but is too awkward to be friendship or extending to intimacy. Other than that it has no other benefits.
-Say yes, bear through it, and dump 'em. This would probably be hard for you as you have to PRETEND and such. But in the end if you break their heart they will never approach you again and you would continue.
-Be an asshat.

Wash your giant fucking nose their attracted to its sweat

At 11/2/09 08:06 PM, blakemo wrote: Next time you see them, drop trou and see how they react.

I would love to see the expressions on their faces, but I'm afraid that I'd get in trouble.

ok heres what you do:

- Wear Gladbags on your feet, duct tape them around your ankles
- Talk to yourself, constantly, and never have the conversation be leading anywhere.
- Tinfoil hat, a must, they wont even care why.
- never bathe [ like thats a problem ]
- when you need to go to the bathroom, raise your hand and say "teacher, i need to make dookey"
- when said teacher says ok, say YAY! DOOKIE TIME!

[ Girl problem over ]

Let them see your tiny weiner LOL

At 11/2/09 09:47 PM, Nojj wrote: Wash your giant fucking nose their attracted to its sweat

Ahem, your eyes look Asian, pretty sad for a white boy.

At 11/2/09 09:53 PM, Lagatag wrote: Let them see your tiny weiner LOL

Ouch, my feelings. They hurt.

Fuck them?

You should totally go out with her.
Now, I'm pretty anti-social myself. I dislike most people in my school, cause the new thing is "Jerkin'." No one knows any bands from the 70's, only 2 people like The Beatles and Nirvana, and everyone else is pretty gangster. A lot of girls like me, but I'm not interested at the moment. I want someone who likes the things I like, not to flirt with for a week then move to the next guy in line, so I just agree to what they all say, and don't mind them much. Most of them are borderline psychopaths, anyways. That what I do, not working out too well...

Skurll...your hideous...
and get over it

Tell them that you're a huge fan of a website called Newgrounds and they might be turned off, thinking you're a nerd. Or if you really want to do something about it, you can find a way to bring them to me, you know?

At 11/2/09 10:03 PM, 372 wrote: Skurll...your hideous...
and get over it

1. That is the second time I've seen you post my username, and the second time you've misspelled it.
2. you know I'm fucking sexy
3.Remember last time I got your password? I linked it in my sig.

At 11/2/09 10:05 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 11/2/09 10:03 PM, 372 wrote: Skurll...your hideous...
and get over it

1. That is the second time I've seen you post my username, and the second time you've misspelled it.
2. you know I'm fucking sexy
3.Remember last time I got your password? I linked it in my sig.

I'm just kidding with you bud, don't be so sensitive.

At 11/2/09 10:06 PM, 372 wrote:

I'm just kidding with you bud, don't be so sensitive.

Lol, I was joking too.

Except the sexy part.

At 11/2/09 10:07 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 11/2/09 10:06 PM, 372 wrote:

I'm just kidding with you bud, don't be so sensitive.

Lol, I was joking too.

Except the sexy part.

Fuck man. Your beautiful.

If a girls are actually touching you then go along. It builds skills and stuff like that when you date. If they are too ugly or too mean/dumb then yeah you can leave, but if they want you so bad they are all over you, then why not. Why not...take a crazy chance. Why not...do a crazy dance. If you love the moment, then you should tell me why, so why not..why not..why not.

At 11/2/09 10:13 PM, TrantaLocked wrote: Why not...take a crazy chance. Why not...do a crazy dance. If you love the moment, then you should tell me why, so why not..why not..why not.

Did you just quote a Hillary Duff song?

At 11/2/09 12:06 AM, Skwurll wrote: I'd appreciate serious replies, but any advice is welcome.

Post a video of you holding their pictures whilst masturbating into a jar and storing said jar.
Worked for me.

At 11/2/09 08:26 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Girls go for loners, whether they're faking or not.

Dang, who knew all the girls at my school were dudes who got sex change operations?

At 11/2/09 10:22 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 11/2/09 10:13 PM, TrantaLocked wrote: Why not...take a crazy chance. Why not...do a crazy dance. If you love the moment, then you should tell me why, so why not..why not..why not.

Did you just quote a Hillary Duff song?

OMG those were the days.

This is sad... haha.
But here is what you do.
1. Learn a forign language and yell things at them in it.
2. Whip your dick out and smash stuff with it.
3. Bleed, vomit, ooze, or piss on them. (No joke, this works with bears too)
4. Start telling them about all the red and orange spots you find on your scrotum every morning.
5. Tell them to do rediculous things to get with you, like stripping infront of the school, or killing the vice president. This works both ways because if they do the ridiculous thing you propose you get to laugh.

So thats what you should do.
Or... You could not come to NG of all places for advice, you could stop bitching about people finding you attractive, and you could grow some nads and deal with it like a man.
But thats just me.

At 11/2/09 11:37 PM, jmaster13 wrote: 1. Learn a forign language and yell things at them in it.
2. Whip your dick out and smash stuff with it.
3. Bleed, vomit, ooze, or piss on them. (No joke, this works with bears too)
4. Start telling them about all the red and orange spots you find on your scrotum every morning.
5. Tell them to do rediculous things to get with you, like stripping infront of the school, or killing the vice president. This works both ways because if they do the ridiculous thing you propose you get to laugh.

Haha, I can almost imagine that. All of those steps just seem to be disturbingly funny. (The vomiting thing works on bears? You're not serious, and I seem to be an idiot)

Or... You could not come to NG of all places for advice, you could stop bitching about people finding you attractive, and you could grow some nads and deal with it like a man.

I kinda agree with the "deal with it like a man" part. Still, some people occasionally post things like this.