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Just tell them you ask for relationship advice on Newgrounds...that's sure to turn most women off.

Just never make fun of a bitches nose or you finna get stuck and laid out right there on the spot.

I'm not going to your funeral.

Be a dick, same thing happened to me in highschool.

NOTE TO UGLY CHICKS, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU, DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU.

Ignore them.

Two words

"Cunt Punt"

Fuck hot bitches.
Slap the fat/fugly ones.

That being said; haha, you're a dog magnet.

I hate it when girls like me.

ffs.

Whereas some guys would be mean to them, you're just ignoring them. And it seems like they want a relationship, and whether you like it or not, you seem just within their reach.

Shit yourself in the corridor.

personally i would say that they believe that you are either gay or like them secretly... if you give them a smile or something that you are not aware of... then you are telling them to come onto you... other than that i would suggest that you simply keep up with your regiment of keep blowing them off... if you want to end it quick.. then date one of them and then dont show up for the date... say that something came up and that you couldn't go... that will stop it faster then you believe

If you have police officers at your school then ask them. There is usually a legal way to keep them away from you or they get a fine. Atleast at my school there is.

well, i have a fat chick that wants on me. It sucks.

I laugh at all the anti-social nerds I see here on Newgrounds who don't like having friends or getting a girlfriend. It just makes me wanna facepalm when I hear some poor sap say "I don't wanna get with this girl she has cooties and I don't like girls because I'm too intelligently superior for them and I'd rather play World of Warcraft and do long division."

Seriously guys, wake the fuck up. Reproduction is our main purpose in life, and for those who don't know that means SEX. And for those who don't know... sex is like using your hand only better!

So stop trying to be all cool or smart by saying "I don't need girls" because you're just lying and you know that deep down inside (but not that deep) you want to get laid NAO. So of all these girls coming onto you, I'm sure at least one of them is partly attractive. Accept her request to go on a date chances are you'll like her and then you're gonna wonder how you lived without her.

At 11/2/09 12:06 AM, Skwurll wrote: to be honest, I hate intimacy. What can I do to seem less attractive to them? (Personality-wise)

LOLWUT? xD

but on a moar serious note...
the more you reject people..the higher up n "the line" you go....
so shrugging them off and being mean will just make you more irrisisstable :D
good luck with your problem :3

At 11/2/09 12:55 AM, EpicFail wrote: Man, if they're ugly. Just tell them to fuck off before you take a gun to school and shoot some kids.

Or pull a Sirtom.

They want you because you're sexy as shit.

*Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

All the girls want me so bad because they once saw me in my tight swimming shorts...
They likes what they sees... =D

At 11/2/09 02:55 PM, TRlCKY wrote: I laugh at all the anti-social nerds I see here on Newgrounds who don't like having friends or getting a girlfriend. It just makes me wanna facepalm when I hear some poor sap say "I don't wanna get with this girl she has cooties and I don't like girls because I'm too intelligently superior for them and I'd rather play World of Warcraft and do long division."

I'm not afraid of cooties, smarter, or nerdy. I just don't like people, I have a small tight group of friends and I keep it that way.

Seriously guys, wake the fuck up. Reproduction is our main purpose in life, and for those who don't know that means SEX. And for those who don't know... sex is like using your hand only better!

Hurr hurr hurr... I don't want to become a father in my sophomore year of High School, I don't ever want to be a father.

So stop trying to be all cool or smart by saying "I don't need girls" because you're just lying and you know that deep down inside (but not that deep) you want to get laid NAO.
So of all these girls coming onto you, I'm sure at least one of them is partly attractive. Accept her request to go on a date chances are you'll like her and then you're gonna wonder how you lived without her.

I do not like intimacy, what don't you get?

You're so fucking depressing man. I had to cut my wrists after reading this thread.

At 11/2/09 04:34 PM, GiantDouche wrote: You're so fucking depressing man. I had to cut my wrists after reading this thread.

Me too!

All the girls want you, huh?

Man... what a drag

At 11/2/09 04:34 PM, GiantDouche wrote: You're so fucking depressing man. I had to cut my wrists after reading this thread.

You should've gone "down the road"

wow kid just shut up this was as pointless as gumonshoe and the rest of the mods running the forums.

Perhaps your hot in their opinion. I'd be more detailed but... kids may be watching!

Ask Elfer.
He'll know what to do.

This World bemuses me on a day to day basis.

All I can say is keep ignoring them or go out with one of them.

Feel my pain.

Just fart. Fart, my friend. Girls hate that.

COVER YOUTSELF IN RAW SEWAGE AND ACT LIKE AN IDIOT IN THE LIBRARY!!!XD

Personality changes might not work in this case because usually males approach females to initiate relationships. It still might turn them away if you start hating everything. Be sure to complain about all tests, quizzes, large homework assignments, lunch menus that aren't great, the fact that school has to start in the morning and you're not a morning person, etc.

For looks, you could just stop shaving, shower less, make your hair look as uncombed as possible (if it already does, comb it a ton), start tucking in your shirt, only wear 3 different outfits a week, etc.

If none of those things stop them, you're pretty much doomed to pimphood.

Start by not looking for advice from NG.