tips and tactics for paintball

[DoctorCRaZ]

any paintball players out there, if so tell us your tactis for winning and stuff like that, also, you can say what is your favorite gun and stuff.

[billowillo]

Don't get shot.

[DoctorCRaZ]

lol, duh

[HollowGrave]

Climb a tree and snipe, you'll get owned otherwise.

[OddlyPoetic]

Never masturbate in the middle of a game.

[DoctorCRaZ]

wtf

[Legionnaire-X]

shoot ropes.
murk fools.

[OddlyPoetic]

At 11/1/09 10:59 PM, DoctorCRaZ wrote: wtf

You don't agree.....?

Fucking Weirdo.

[im-a-fulp]

At 11/1/09 10:57 PM, billowillo wrote: Don't get shot.

^^ This is my favorite tactic.

[DoctorCRaZ]

who would do that anyway, theyd definently gey shot, and hurt possibly in that area

[OddlyPoetic]

At 11/1/09 11:01 PM, DoctorCRaZ wrote: who would do that anyway, theyd definently gey shot, and hurt possibly in that area

The average NGER needs to be told these things.

[OneGunn]

Sit in a 55 drum barrel with a hand full of sunflower seeds and some pantyhose.

The rest I'll leave to you.

[DoctorCRaZ]

you could just go berzerk with grenades

[FatJoe214]

Well I always climb the treets and snipe any pricks who don't see me.Also when in cover spray and pray.

[EpicFail]

Run, Hide, Aim, Shoot.

[Itsbroken2]

Paint grenades and hiding in the bushes waiting for a chance to ambush my prey.

Such a great thing to do.

[DoctorCRaZ]

i heard that someone was killed when he got shot in the gut with a paintball tank

[AHintofMoonlight]

Well if your like me, here are your tactics.

1: Nearly constant use of words such as, "Fuck, Shit, Damn, ShitDick, and CuntNugget".

Example: "Fuck. Did you see that SHIT!? Oh FUCK that was FUCKING CLO- SHIT!"

2. Run from cover to cover.

Example: While running between Trees. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"

3. Make youself as small of a target as possible.

Example: Kneeling, Lying Prone, standing/kneeling behind cover. "GET BEHIND THAT COVER, FUCK!"

4. Use supressing fire and work as a team.

Example: "Take that Fuckwits!" *Shoots half a hopper full of paint*

These are the ones that come to mind atleast.

[Itsbroken2]

At 11/2/09 01:34 AM, DoctorCRaZ wrote: I heard that someone was killed when he got shot in the gut with a paintball tank

The fuck kinda paint was it shooting?

Lead paint?

[ELITE-101]

At 11/2/09 01:36 AM, AHintofMoonlight wrote: blah blah stuffz

i think you're just posting your tactics for halo 3

>.>

[AHintofMoonlight]

At 11/2/09 01:40 AM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 11/2/09 01:36 AM, AHintofMoonlight wrote: blah blah stuffz

i think you're just posting your tactics for halo 3

>.>

I don't play Halo 3. That's how I actually play Woodsball.

[Legionnaire-X]

At 11/2/09 01:29 AM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Paint grenades and hiding in the bushes waiting for a chance to ambush my prey.

Such a great thing to do.

Paint grenades are utter shit and expensive. Any paintballer worth his salt knows this.

[DoctorCRaZ]

have 5 people with 6 grenades each and have them throw the grenades over a wall towards the enemy, then have two peopl lay down surrpressing fire, then rush!

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At 11/1/09 11:03 PM, OneGunn wrote: Sit in a 55 drum barrel with a hand full of sunflower seeds and some pantyhose.

The rest I'll leave to you.

Gonna take a stab and say you eat the sunflower seeds and the pantyhose are just for show so your friends don"t think your uncool for eating sunflower seeds.

Which explains why you were hiding in a barrel in the first place.

also off topic, just painted my house blue.

[xLegionnaire]

At 11/2/09 01:34 AM, DoctorCRaZ wrote: i heard that someone was killed when he got shot in the gut with a paintball tank

The line leading connecting his airtank to his gun got pinched or someshit and when he tried to take it off it shot off and nailed him in the gut.

[AHintofMoonlight]

Paint Grenades are damn expensive.

Going to the Military Surplus store and buying demilled grenades are just as expensive, and x10 more fun.

[DoctorCRaZ]

At 11/2/09 01:48 AM, AHintofMoonlight wrote: Paint Grenades are damn expensive.

Going to the Military Surplus store and buying demilled grenades are just as expensive, and x10 more fun.

that reminds me, i made a homemade grenade once, lets just say that we had to get a new fence

[xLegionnaire]

At 11/2/09 01:46 AM, DoctorCRaZ wrote: have 5 people with 6 grenades each and have them throw the grenades over a wall towards the enemy, then have two peopl lay down surrpressing fire, then rush!

Grenades are around 5 bucks. 6 x 5 = 30 bucks. That can get you 1500 paintballs.

Anyone who suggests paint grenades is a knob.

[DoctorCRaZ]

Grenades are around 5 bucks. 6 x 5 = 30 bucks. That can get you 1500 paintballs.

Anyone who suggests paint grenades is a knob.

grenades scare people though

[iamgrimreaper]

At 11/2/09 01:56 AM, DoctorCRaZ wrote:

Grenades are around 5 bucks. 6 x 5 = 30 bucks. That can get you 1500 paintballs.

Anyone who suggests paint grenades is a knob.

grenades scare people though

Yeah, people who don't know how to RUN.