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At 11/1/09 08:16 PM, blakemo wrote:

I do genuinely feel sympathetic for you, it seems all your threads are just bad news.

Why.... I don't WANT sympathy, that's the last thing I want...

At 11/1/09 07:54 PM, Falonefal wrote: Don't control it! Unleash your anger! Join the Dark Side!

We have cookies.

Go to your bedroom, get on your bed, close your eyes. Grab hold of a pillow, keep your eyes closed and do whatever you want to do to that pillow and pretend it's a person. It may not work, but I just wanted to fit in.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

Angry sex = solution.

At 11/1/09 07:52 PM, EpicFail wrote: Newgrounds,
How the fuck can I control this?

Don't murder people..?
It's not really that hard.
If you must, try a therapist or talk to your girlfriend about how you are angered too easily.
Saying you want to murder people might be a turn off though.

At 11/1/09 07:54 PM, Falonefal wrote: Don't control it! Unleash your anger! Join the Dark Side!

Dun, Dun, Dun!!

EpicFail, I know that you're way above killing people.
For trivial reasons, I mean.
Just channel your rage into useful products, like knitting!

Every week you seem to have a fresh batch of problems for the BBS. You should keep a journal of your life, in a few years I might be interested in reading that shit. Anyway you seem like a pretty cool dude, don't be worried about a few thoughts and a few things you say.

*Checks location* Alright good. Canada. No where near me.

dont be another livecorpse

Sorry, had to laugh a bit at me keeping a journal, that would be cool kind of though... I might consider it, although it will be on paper, maybe once a month I'd post it online somewhere... That'd be kinda neat.

start taking boxing lessons, or when you're at parties find someone to go to the body with or start smoking a shit ton more.

if you do go postal tho, make a vid

Buy a rifle.

Go outside.

Shoot the rifle at a deer.

Rip the fur off it, and sloppily cut the meat off the fur. Feed the organs to the dog.

The blood helps warm the hands pretty good.

Funnest sunday ever.

At 11/2/09 01:00 AM, EpicFail wrote: Sorry, had to laugh a bit at me keeping a journal, that would be cool kind of though... I might consider it, although it will be on paper, maybe once a month I'd post it online somewhere... That'd be kinda neat.

And then publish that shit into a book, I'd read it!

At 11/2/09 01:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/2/09 01:00 AM, EpicFail wrote: Sorry, had to laugh a bit at me keeping a journal, that would be cool kind of though... I might consider it, although it will be on paper, maybe once a month I'd post it online somewhere... That'd be kinda neat.

And then publish that shit into a book, I'd read it!

Haha, I dunno man... I don't even think I'm interesting at all. And nobody would want to buy a book about some random kid who hates the world and decided to write about it.

Instead of venting by causing pain, maybe you can write a song. Here, I'll start you off:

There's too many people around that I hate,
The only ones I don't is the one who I date,
And the friends around me who are so nice,
We love to eat McDonalds french fries...

Continue it :3

Why don't you just kill the right kinds of people?

Wait around in the shadows for rapists or muggers to make the first move, then make the second. People like you are useless because you never use your psychosis as though it were a strength, you're always so focused on the fact that society condemns it as a hindrance.

Only you and a handful of others can murder the violent criminals and be alright with it. Don't you see that you're cut from a special slab of flesh? Use your attributes, whatever they are, to their fullest.

Just as you wouldn't want your white mage doing the attacking, you wouldn't want your vigilante working behind the register.

It's because you're such a cunt! Seriously! You're such a cunt!

My suggestion would be to take up smoking some weed, either that or Heroin, and just consume either or both by the boatload. THEN let's see you shoot someone.

At 11/1/09 07:55 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:55 PM, buttseckspoo wrote: i think he might be.....emo

I don't hate myself, I hate everybody around me...

i have felt the same way for ages. those assholes haven't earned the right to live.

guess the only thing to do is build a gaint space laser on the moon and shoot it at earth.

stop being a pussy just let it out here christ you have a gf, WHY ARE YOU MAD. when i get mad i just talk to my friend (that so happens to be a women that i like) its like that pic of boxxy where ppl get mad then shows boxxy then they are :3

At 11/2/09 02:08 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

Just as you wouldn't want your white mage doing the attacking, you wouldn't want your vigilante working behind the register.

you made me feel nerder beacuse i got that

i think that happens to alot of people its normal just punch a pillow
or get a girlfriend

Peh, most people feel like that.
Except probably not that extreme.

I want a rubber-bullet gun.