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I'm friends with my parents on facebook, and they've never really said anything about my posts.
My dad shouted at me for posting a status that stated Nick Griffin was a cunt, though.

Well, my Mother hasn't found anything suspicious on my FaceBook, but, she found a message in my text inbox today that said "cum all over my tits" from a girl.

Great stuff.

same here too.
i dont like myspace or anything like that,
1. it confuses the fuck out of me
2.rumors get started
3.its annoying

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
my sister's cleavage is visible in one angle >.>

You should post those pics, for us to verify if they are indeed too racy.

It's too late for me.

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote: So prevent this from happening to you, don't sign up. You're in the clear if you:

Don't live with your parents.

I do.

Are old enough to do these things.

Technically, you have to be 18, so I'm breaking that rule.

're parents are older than shit so they don't know what the internet is.

Basically, my mom has a facebook, but she's cool enough not to add me, so that's nice.

r parents are dead.

Nope.

But why did you say "you're parents" and then "your" parents if it's like the same thing?

Otherwise, Facebook is just a way to break families apart because you call yourself "The mack playa that gets all the bitches" or post a picture of you shirtless with 5 different girls.

I don't do that, so I think I'm alright..

At 11/1/09 06:21 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Don't have a facebook, myspace, or a twitter.
I'm clear.

And friendless. Or you can just take the logical route and not friend your parents or prevent them from being able to see your pictures.

At 11/1/09 06:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Isn't your sister like, 6?

I have like 4 sisters. The one we're talking about turned 17 last Saturday.

At 11/1/09 07:04 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Isn't your sister like, 6?

I have like 4 sisters. The one we're talking about turned 17 last Saturday.

Then she seems to be in my territory completely. Send pics.

At 11/1/09 07:04 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Isn't your sister like, 6?

I have like 4 sisters. The one we're talking about turned 17 last Saturday.

Send her my way, sport.

At 11/1/09 07:04 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Isn't your sister like, 6?

I have like 4 sisters. The one we're talking about turned 17 last Saturday.

I battle with my girlfriend all the time about facebook wall-posts and whether or not I should be talking to other girls.

At 11/1/09 07:04 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Then she seems to be in my territory completely. Send pics.

You limey bastard!

oh wait..

Yer, send pics plz

Fuck off I'm not sending you british cunts my sister's pictures >:C

Also as WarrickNeff just demonstrated, Facebook turns women into 24/7 jealous PMSing shrews, no offense.

At 11/1/09 07:07 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck off I'm not sending you british cunts my sister's pictures >:C

I don't see the harm, the only harm inflicted will be upon my dick.

At 11/1/09 07:09 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:07 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck off I'm not sending you british cunts my sister's pictures >:C

I don't see the harm, the only harm inflicted will be upon my dick.

We'll 69 over the pictures, Lee <3

yeah, i just didn't add my mom.

At 11/1/09 07:07 PM, Twilight wrote: you british cunts

I was partially acknowledged!

I'm so happy *tear rolls down cheek*

but dude seriously, send pics nao.

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote: There's been several arguments because my sister's cleavage is visible in one angle >.>

Well, is she hot?

At 11/1/09 07:07 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck off I'm not sending you british cunts my sister's pictures >:C

Also as WarrickNeff just demonstrated, Facebook turns women into 24/7 jealous PMSing shrews, no offense.

None taken, maybe when we're not fighting i'd be like 'hey that's a little harsh' but the gloves came off last night and i'm still a woman hater for the next little bit.

Is your sister hot?

At 11/1/09 07:10 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:09 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I don't see the harm, the only harm inflicted will be upon my dick.

We'll 69 over the pictures, Lee <3

British style, Jamie <3

Assuming the pictures aren't stereotypical New York trash.

Alright, let's all put our dicks away and stop fantasizing about my sister's boobs long enough to remember that FaceBook is pure evil bent on turning every family into a strict, communist like group >:C

At 11/1/09 07:17 PM, Twilight wrote: Alright, let's all put our dicks away and stop fantasizing about my sister's boobs long enough to remember that FaceBook is pure evil bent on turning every family into a strict, communist like group >:C

But is she hot?

I like Facebook. It keeps me connected. Twilight doesn't see the benefits of facebook because he has no friends.

At 11/1/09 07:17 PM, Twilight wrote: Alright, let's all put our dicks away and stop fantasizing about my sister's boobs long enough to remember that FaceBook is pure evil bent on turning every family into a strict, communist like group >:C

Do you know what communism is or do you use big words because it makes you forget about how minuscule your dick is.

At 11/1/09 07:05 PM, Warrickneff wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:04 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Isn't your sister like, 6?

I have like 4 sisters. The one we're talking about turned 17 last Saturday.

I battle with my girlfriend all the time about facebook wall-posts and whether or not I should be talking to other girls.

It wouldn't be a problem had I a girlfriend, since at least 75% of my fb friends are males.

At 11/1/09 07:20 PM, RoboJesus wrote: Do you know what communism is or do you use big words because it makes you forget about how minuscule your dick is.

It's when the government owns and controls everything, and everyone is led by one ruler. An example is China where people work for low pay to make China richer and not themselves whereas here in the US people work to make themselves richer and the government just takes out taxes.

At 11/1/09 07:22 PM, Twilight wrote: It's when the government owns and controls everything, and everyone is led by one ruler. An example is China where people work for low pay to make China richer and not themselves whereas here in the US people work to make themselves richer and the government just takes out taxes.

Communism=/=Dictatorship
In fact in a truly communist society there is no government.

lol, most of the girls in my Facebook are Asians or White...and they all have some pics of cleavages...no big deal.

my 15yo sister have pics of herself...my parents dont mind...they dont use Facebook...xP

Can you send me your sister's bra for inspectshuns.