Do not get a Facebook.

[Twilight]

If you still live with your parents, and they nag you to death already then DON'T GET A FUCKING FACEBOOK.

Seriously, my mom just nags the shit out of my sisters for things they say to their friends or what pictures they put up. There's been several arguments because my sister's cleavage is visible in one angle >.>

So prevent this from happening to you, don't sign up. You're in the clear if you:

Don't live with your parents.
Are old enough to do these things.
're parents are older than shit so they don't know what the internet is.
r parents are dead.

Otherwise, Facebook is just a way to break families apart because you call yourself "The mack playa that gets all the bitches" or post a picture of you shirtless with 5 different girls.

[Itsbroken2]

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote: If you still live with your parents, and they nag you to death already then DON'T GET A FUCKING FACEBOOK.

Don't have a facebook, myspace, or a twitter.
I'm clear.

[The777Demon]

I don't have a facebook but i have a twitter and a myspace.

[comicretard]

Ya well, one way around this is to sign up with a weird name. Other than yur own

[Master117chief]

My parents don't use computers.
And even id they did they would give a shit.

[Smokinggun64]

My mother does this on my facebook too. I just delete her comments to piss her off. It works quite well.

[Rokas1337]

i have cleavage?

[Proottalfain]

It's alright, I don't have overly invasive parents.

And I ignored my half-brother's friend requests.

[citricsquid]

Don't add your parents to your friends list.

[DumbassDude]

Here is an idea. Don't add your parents on facebook, or just get a fucking laptop.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Or you could just not tell me about it, but tbh if you parents are worried about what you look at on the internet, why are you on NG?

[DFlame6]

Umm don't add your parents?...

[1Tyla1]

I only go on Facebook to talk with relatives I never even knew about and play shit games. Maybe picture hosting too, but my parents are incredibly open.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Ignore your parents requests?

[BareNakedMike]

My family doesn't mind my cock hanging out in all my pictures. weird

[TheRadicalOne]

I could never even imagine my parents having an NG account so being on Facebook with my mom is just out of the question.

[Obvious-M]

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote: There's been several arguments because my sister's cleavage is visible in one angle >.>

I don't believe you.

[Jawdyn]

You're in the clear if your mum isn't a crazy bitch.

[DumbassDude]

I demand pictures of Twilight's sister's cleavage.

technically it's on-topic and relevant.

[AlphaCentauri]

My mom constantly nags me to teach how to get a facebook profile, so that she can nag me on facebook.

[Onepiece285]

It's like Facebook and Twitter are some insidious plot to turn normal people like me into COLD BLOODED KILLERS

[SouthAsian]

My parents espect me as an individual and arent intolerant of my ways because they were that age too, and i'm 19 so they know im responsible and mature.

plus i never do anything illegal or stupid.

[Epic-Cheese]

I already have a face book, I am ashamed. It breaks friendships and causes drama to.

[JKMonkey]

meh, my mom doesnt nag me at all and I still don't have one, dont really care about seeing my friends in real life AND on the computer

[dx5231]

Just don't let your parents see what you do on Facebook, and it's all cool.

[Falonefal]

"Mom. those are MY boobs, I will show them how I like them"

[Sensationalism]

My entire extended family is on facebook. SO I behave very well on that site.

[TehSlapHappy]

Isn't your sister like, 6?

[Tiago11103]

At 11/1/09 06:23 PM, DFlame6 wrote: Umm don't add your parents?...

This. It's easy, and hilarious if they make a big deal over it.

although i read somewhere that someones mom got their password and added herself as a friend.. lol.

[DumbassDude]

At 11/1/09 06:52 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Isn't your sister like, 6?

6 year olds on facebook? WITH CLEAVAGE?

America is fucked up.