Forum Topic: holyfuckshit my wife is pregnant

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iateamexican

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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:53 PM

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Give the ass a god, man.


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LBRocker

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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:53 PM

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This is your fault for not using a condom. If you two knew the responsibility would be too much, you should've used some sort of contraceptive.

Now act like a man and take care of your kid.


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Daddy-L-Jackson

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Put it up for adoption if you're man enough to have sex with someone, but not enough of a man to take responsibility, for the second time I might add. Or just kill it like you did it's sibling. People honestly make me sick these days, and I hope that in some turn of events your wife can't have children after this and when you want them, you can't have them. I'm sure there's millions of families out there that can't have children out of infertility that would gladly trade places with you in this situation.

Oh, and what's the point of marrying someone if you don't eventually want to settle down and have kids with said person.


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Fuckin' man up and take responsibility for the new opportunity that life has given you, the chance to be a father. Stop whining like a girl, i mean sure you work a long job but that's life, other people do it tougher, at least you have a job to support your wife and baby along the way.

'Sif being selfish, you've got a wife, its a two way street and it sounds like you got it your way on this matter once already.

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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:57 PM

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I have no clue if you're serious or just bored on a Sunday afternoon, but I do want to give you some medical input.

Each time a woman has an abortion as a choice (goes to get the procedure) or has a miscarriage and then requires a DNC (gets pregnant and wants the baby, but loses it) this causes scar tissue in her uterus.

Too much scar tissue can lead to all sorts of fun female reproductive disorders such as endometriosis and even certain types of cancer which may kill her. Furthermore, scar tissue can make a woman infertile.

So when you guys actually do decide to have a kid, she may not be able to.

In short, stop knocking her up on accident. The condom broke? yay. Go to the pharmacy and buy the plan B pill over the counter next time. It's like 30 bucks and works for up to 72 hours.

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walterwagner

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HAHA YOUR FUCKED


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Clock-Ninja

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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:59 PM

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Use a condom next time.

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Yukin

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:01 PM

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Dont kill it, for all you know it could be the future president of the united states!!

Or the next hitler either one

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Smokinggun64

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:10 PM

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Wait, you're married, you got pregnat, and you don't want the kid? Why the fuck would you even get married then?

Fool me once...shame on you. Fool me twice...no one will ever find your body.
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ArmouredGRIFFON

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:14 PM

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At 11/1/09 05:23 PM, 95688kage wrote: Tie dem tubes down, boi!

Hawt Dawg!

Let's get a Lassoo on that shit!


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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:15 PM

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At 11/1/09 05:51 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: FUCKING FORGOT PICTURE.

Oh, and go fuck yourself.

Wait. Each time I heard someone say coat hanger, I always thought

holyfuckshit my wife is pregnant


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Kittykylie

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:20 PM

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i agree with what someone else said, If you dont want it, give it up for adoption! Ive miscarried so far until march and its a miracle i have carried full term and due to give birth. the kid will at least have a nice life with someone who can afford to take care of them and love them. Honestly you need to learn to be more careful or get gf to have a better form of contraception like the Implant or coil.

And maybe you should sit down with your wife and have a BIG discussion about the whole pregnancy lark, cause for it to happen twice, you need to take a look at both your lifes.

Good luck.

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Tiago11103

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:23 PM

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Keep da baby please.

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HighWayStar365

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:25 PM

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Give it to someone.


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BareNakedMike

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:26 PM

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Somebody's gonna be a new Daddy :)

Congratulations!

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JKMonkey

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:28 PM

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Have the child and then put it up for adoption, that seems like the best way to rectify the situation.


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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:30 PM

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I dont know...

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At 11/1/09 06:25 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Give it to someone.

Best Answer.

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k6ka

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:32 PM

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You can just let the baby come out and raise him.


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