I have no clue if you're serious or just bored on a Sunday afternoon, but I do want to give you some medical input.
Each time a woman has an abortion as a choice (goes to get the procedure) or has a miscarriage and then requires a DNC (gets pregnant and wants the baby, but loses it) this causes scar tissue in her uterus.
Too much scar tissue can lead to all sorts of fun female reproductive disorders such as endometriosis and even certain types of cancer which may kill her. Furthermore, scar tissue can make a woman infertile.
So when you guys actually do decide to have a kid, she may not be able to.
In short, stop knocking her up on accident. The condom broke? yay. Go to the pharmacy and buy the plan B pill over the counter next time. It's like 30 bucks and works for up to 72 hours.
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