holyfuckshit my wife is pregnant

[TheStonePilot]

HOLYFUCKSHITDAMN MY WIFE IS PREGGERS
I just got the news... my wife is pregnant again.
She was pregnant once before but we had an abortion. That nearly cost us our relationship, as it was a hard time on both of us.
We don't know what to do. On one hand, I'm very soon entering a stressful and long-hour job. On the other, we don't want to get another abortion. She's feeling very strongly about keeping the child, but even she knows that it'd be extremely hard.
What should we do, NG?

inb4cuntpunt

[Yhtomit]

Well, you could always ask for paternity leave once it's born, so that you can help out, right?

[95688kage]

Tie dem tubes down, boi!

[WaffleVoyager]

Care and provide for the child?

I know, I know man. Thats crazy talk!

[Lamar537]

Well uh, you should use a condom next time.

[Megafones]

You should have cancelled your stork ages ago. I'm sure you can sort something out. Why not consider a career change ?

[TheStonePilot]

At 11/1/09 05:23 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Care and provide for the child?

I know, I know man. Thats crazy talk!

We will, if we decide to keep it. Like I said, I'm entering a job as an E.M.T in just a few weeks and I'll be staying like that for a while (crap pay!). Not to mention that by the time the baby is born my wife will be back at the university.

[InDuStRiEl]

Let the child be born. Sure, it may be a little harder with however much income you have, but once you hold the baby in your hands, you won't want to give it up.

[Rokas1337]

i might of read ur previous pregnant thread... i dunno. i think i did. but dude seriously learn from ur mistakes and wear a fucking condom, or just jizz all over her face ffs!!

[Proottalfain]

At 11/1/09 05:23 PM, Lamar537 wrote: Well uh, you should use a condom next time.

Yeah...

And keep it if you think you're ready to be a dad, able, and you want to.

And for job, try to get less work-time. I personally don't see much problem with not having much time for the baby during the first year, since my parents got divorced when I was a year and a few months old and have absolutely no memory of that time.

[TheStonePilot]

At 11/1/09 05:25 PM, Rokas1337 wrote: i might of read ur previous pregnant thread...

I wasn't on NG the other time she got pregnant.

but dude seriously learn from ur mistakes and wear a fucking condom, or just jizz all over her face ffs!!

She was already on the pill, and we did use a condom. Freak accident? I don't know. Also, facials are vaguely disgusting to her (and me).

[Sinitech]

Rip the fetus out through her vagina and beat her to death with it.

That'll teach her.

[Ship]

If it'll be too hard for you to support it and you don't wanna abort it, then put it up for adoption. I'm sure there are quite a few families who can't have kids who would enjoy one.

[TheStonePilot]

At 11/1/09 05:29 PM, Sinitech wrote: Rip the fetus out through her vagina and beat her to death with it.

That'll teach her.

Let's call that plan B.

[Final-Bout]

u should be happy! lol......who wouldnt want to be a dad....watching the go to school on their fist day......watching them grow up......teaching him how to........fish.....or........play football....lol it will be the best thing you have ever done! :)

[ImaSmartass2]

This probably is not the best time to say this but:
Did you know that a Falcon Punch is a less costly alternative to an abortion?

[RoboJesus]

Yeah. Use a fucking condom retard.

[Grim13x]

Ask Elfer, he has answers to everything.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

cockjoke.

[Sizzlebuzz]

Congratulations. Have fun.

[junkietomato]

do another abortion you faggot

[RoboJesus]

At 11/1/09 05:30 PM, Final-Bout wrote: u should be happy! lol......who wouldnt want to be a dad....watching the go to school on their fist day......watching them grow up......teaching him how to........fish.....or........play football....lol it will be the best thing you have ever done! :)

That's it. Go sit in time out until you can think logically.

[EpicFail]

Yeah, well maybe you should wear a fucking condom.
Don't get an abortion either, you brought this upon yourself.

[ZAchaPi]

On one hand, That really sucks. On the other hand, congratulations!
I'm pretty sure you should be talking about this more to your family and less to NG.
24, that isn't to terribly early to be having kids. Maybe... Hmmm.
I don't know, that's a really hard decision, and not one I should be able to influence. I wish you the best of luck, whatever the situation.

:Name him/her Zach

[Lost-Chances]

Looks like you'll need this.

[DM692]

At 11/1/09 05:29 PM, Sinitech wrote: Rip the fetus out through her vagina and beat her to death with it.

That'll teach her.

Sig irony FTW.

[Falonefal]

Um, keep the child I guess, and try to get your parents to help you a little :)

[Lost-Chances]

FUCKING FORGOT PICTURE.

Oh, and go fuck yourself.

[flamingninja777]

Falcon punch

[NeonFlame126]

You got her pregnant, it almost ruined your relationship, AND YOU STILL DON'T BUY FUCKING CONDOMS OR PILLS? You almost deserve it because you didn't learn from your mistake.