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TheStonePilot

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Posted at: 11/1/09 04:51 PM

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At 11/1/09 04:50 PM, Darmealea wrote:
At 11/1/09 03:59 PM, Elfer wrote: Just don't fight him. It's not particularly complicated.
It isn't that simple.

Why yes, yes it is.
Just stay home and eat some chips.


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Posted at: 11/1/09 04:54 PM

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At 11/1/09 04:51 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Just stay home and eat some chips.

for the rest of my life?

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Posted at: 11/1/09 04:56 PM

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At 11/1/09 04:54 PM, Darmealea wrote:
At 11/1/09 04:51 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Just stay home and eat some chips.
for the rest of my life?

I HIGHLY doubt that this pothead will stalk you for the rest of your life because of whatever bullshit thing you did. Stop being such a teenager and grow up.


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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:02 PM

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Fighting is NEVER the answer and it brings only grief to everyone.

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At 11/1/09 04:56 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: blah blah blah

Well dude, He isn't going to give up unless he doesn't see me for the rest of the year. He's in all my classes and on all my buses(because I take more than two)

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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:06 PM

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At 11/1/09 02:59 PM, XIII13 wrote: Wrong. What you need to do is this:

Show up at the fight exactly 13 minutes late. This is to allow you to make a dramatic entrance. Once you arrive fashionably late, you must strut into the midde of the inevitbale ring of people, and perform manly things, such as ripping your shirt and posing. Once you and your opponent have tired of this, it is time for the masterpiece. Slowly pull your cock out, which should rock hard for maximum effect, and begin caressing it, slowly. Then proceed to masturbate furiously, untill you either cum, or the opponent leaves.

Garuntee you will not be fighting anyone that night.

this is the greatest thing ive read in a while, it was funny the way it just changed from a normal comment to one of the greatest jokes ive read :P congratz to you!
XIII13 you made me fucking laugh hard


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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:09 PM

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At 11/1/09 05:03 PM, Darmealea wrote:
Well dude, He isn't going to give up unless he doesn't see me for the rest of the year. He's in all my classes and on all my buses(because I take more than two)

Well then just ignore him. Carry around a small blunt object. If he ever tries anything beat his ass down. I doubt he'll bother you after a while.


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Posted at: 11/1/09 05:18 PM

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At 11/1/09 05:06 PM, Rokas1337 wrote: this is the greatest thing ive read in a while, it was funny the way it just changed from a normal comment to one of the greatest jokes ive read :P congratz to you!
XIII13 you made me fucking laugh hard

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:11 PM

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Quit being such a motherfucking pansy, why don't you just negotiate with the stupid little fuck?

Get him alone, somewhere -- not in an alley way, but somewhere like a park or close to a building.... somewhere public. Talk with him, ask him exactly why he wants to fight you. Try to work something out from there. If he just says something along the lines of "cuz you're a stupid little prick," then make him a deal that you would give him weed for like a week or something. Don't be scared either, those pricks who smoke and do nothing but fight seem to have a good nose for fear. You shouldn't be scared anyway -- you aren't that motherfucker's bitch. So don't act like a bitch.

Now, if that doesn't work, then you can try fighting him, after school; outside of their jurisdiction (meaning that they cannot get involved, or they have a very minimal role in the whole entire situation.) You said he'll bring his mates? Bring your fucking friends, mate. Show him you're not a pussy. Or you can always just let him get the first few hits, but try not to hit back, just restrain him -- it'll be self defense then.

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:12 PM

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don't fight him at school.

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:22 PM

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ignore him. if he starts to give you crap, just walk off, he isnt worth your time. if he swings at you, go all out, it's self defense after all.

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:27 PM

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maybe use Dr. Steve Brule's Last Resort Fighting tips.

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:29 PM

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get a signed doctor's note saying that you can't fight because your a hemophiliac.


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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:32 PM

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Sigh,
Boys and fighting!
Try to have an adult conversation with the guy...
And if all else fails, let him hit you first and then beat the shit out of him so it would be self defense.

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Posted at: 11/1/09 06:35 PM

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At 11/1/09 02:59 PM, XIII13 wrote:
At 11/1/09 02:54 PM, Darmealea wrote:
-Snitching
-Running
-Fighting
-Negotiating
-Getting a someone else to handle it.
Wrong. What you need to do is this:

Show up at the fight exactly 13 minutes late. This is to allow you to make a dramatic entrance. Once you arrive fashionably late, you must strut into the midde of the inevitbale ring of people, and perform manly things, such as ripping your shirt and posing. Once you and your opponent have tired of this, it is time for the masterpiece. Slowly pull your cock out, which should rock hard for maximum effect, and begin caressing it, slowly. Then proceed to masturbate furiously, untill you either cum, or the opponent leaves.

Garuntee you will not be fighting anyone that night.

Oh God thank you, thank you for that laugh. That is definately what I needd today. Just imaging that in my head made me burst out laughing. I totally agree with what Xll is saying, because thaat is the only way to do this...pleasurably.

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At 11/1/09 06:32 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: Sigh,
Boys and fighting!
Try to have an adult conversation with the guy...
And if all else fails, let him hit you first and then beat the shit out of him so it would be self defense.

Beat the shit out of him is probably the troubling part for him.

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