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At 11/1/09 05:00 PM, jake-thesnake wrote: What can I do to make people on the BBS like me more?

I was just wondering if there was a way to become someone like Gagsy, or anyone else.

This is pretty hard to do, unless you have access to nude boobs.

Bonus: Thread contains elferbobs.

At 11/1/09 05:10 PM, Gagsy wrote: I feel like dying.

Cure?

Switch accounts with the guy who wants to be you?

I guess it's more an issue of figuring out what's causing you to want the dying.

At 11/1/09 05:00 PM, jake-thesnake wrote:

I was just wondering if there was a way to become someone like Gagsy, or anyone else.

That's easy! Become a woman and bam! Insta - fame.

At 11/1/09 05:10 PM, Gagsy wrote: I feel like dying.

Cure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZx vk

At 11/1/09 05:12 PM, Elfer wrote:

At 11/1/09 05:00 PM, jake-thesnake wrote: What can I do to make people on the BBS like me more?

I was just wondering if there was a way to become someone like Gagsy, or anyone else.

Switch accounts with the guy who wants to be you?

Ha. I didn't even notice that.

No one wants to be me. What's fun about a forum addict who spends more time here then they do in real life? That's not something to aspire to, that's something to remind yourself why you may want to cut your own net time back a little.

"Hmm, I should probably get off the computer now. Don't want to be just another Gagsy."

I guess it's more an issue of figuring out what's causing you to want the dying.

I don't want the dying, not really. Dying terrifies me, which is a good thing really, but it consumes my thoughts a lot. I seem to hate everyone and everything at the moment. Maybe it's because I'm on my period, but I just don't feel much happy ever really.

How do I go to prison? How do I ask someone to ass rape me in prison?

1.What percentage of people here do you actually think will do anything you say?
2. What do you base this on?
3. Then why do it?
4. Oh really?
5. What are you, some kind of wise guy?

At 11/1/09 04:58 PM, Elfer wrote:

Presumably he's still in Lancaster and just busy with shit.

what a fag

Ah, I see you're not a subscriber to the "Fish is not meat" idea.

Yeah I went to school apparently : (

Personally I would advocate bison, mainly because the two major American Bison species are named Bison bison and Bison bison bison. No bullshit, look it up.

This just in: Bison one of world's radest animal.

Elfer, my wife is pregnant.

WTF DO I DO.

At 11/1/09 05:18 PM, Gagsy wrote: I don't want the dying, not really. Dying terrifies me, which is a good thing really, but it consumes my thoughts a lot. I seem to hate everyone and everything at the moment. Maybe it's because I'm on my period, but I just don't feel much happy ever really.

Be more selfish, and send more time and effort on things you like that are satisfying to you. Don't listen to other people if what they're telling you about your life seems wrong to you. Chances are, if it seems incorrect, it probably is, and they're just misinterpreting the situation. Remember: Extroverts have no understanding of introverts.

At 11/1/09 05:21 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: How do I go to prison? How do I ask someone to ass rape me in prison?

You can easily go to prison through criminal activity. I'd recommend something disruptive but nonviolent. I can't imagine getting ass-raped would be too difficult once you're in there if you don't try to avoid it.

At 11/1/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: 1.What percentage of people here do you actually think will do anything you say?

Somewhere between none and a bunch.

2. What do you base this on?

Science!

3. Then why do it?

Something to do.

4. Oh really?

No :(

5. What are you, some kind of wise guy?

Yeah! :D

At 11/1/09 04:58 PM, Elfer wrote: Ah, I see you're not a subscriber to the "Fish is not meat" idea.

Yeah I went to school apparently : (

That's the great thing about the animal kingdom: Everything is made out of meat.

This just in: Bison one of world's radest animal.

Bison bison, Bison bison bison, or just bison in general?

Another question for you Elfer. Whenever I'm out at a bar/club with my friends, I find it pretty hard to talk to girls. Once I get started I'm okay but I usually rely on somebody else to get it started for me, how do I overcome being scared of initiating a conversation?

At 11/1/09 05:33 PM, Elfer wrote: Remember: Extroverts have no understanding of introverts.

I know. I only really heard of either phrase a few months ago for the first time and completely identified with Introversion straight away.

Which is depressing to realise in a way, because my life is surrounded by extroverts or just normal people. Of course we all need social interaction, but I've come to realise I could actually get all my social needs from a computer and be happy enough, or just enough to live by.

No wonder I'm fucking depressed.

brb suicide

I'm way too nice to people, how do I stop giving a crap about others?

At 11/1/09 06:23 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I'm way too nice to people, how do I stop giving a crap about others?

Start seeing their flaws and despise them.

Works great for me.

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At 11/1/09 05:33 PM, Elfer wrote:

Bison bison, Bison bison bison, or just bison in general?

If you are an animal and people say "bison" when they point at you, even if they say it just once, you are gnarly and/or tubular.
You may be qualified for the following activities: surfing, hanging out, dating teenagers, drinking kool-aid.

At 11/1/09 06:24 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:23 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I'm way too nice to people, how do I stop giving a crap about others?

Start seeing their flaws and despise them.

Works great for me.

Not for me, you see we all have flaws; this is what makes us human and unique. Being overly tolerant of others makes me open to others who are different. Like I just met a kid who had a seizure some point when he was younger. I'm sure a person like you would see them and laugh at the way he walks, or because he's crossed eyed now. But I just see the good in him and know he's a very funny guy who's great at parties. How anyone could despise someone simply from their looks or flaws is just something I don't have the ability to do. I don't want to hate people, just not care for them as much.

At 11/1/09 06:39 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Like I just met a kid who had a seizure some point when he was younger. I'm sure a person like you would see them and laugh at the way he walks, or because he's crossed eyed now.

Oh I never despise people because of how they look. I despise them for how they think.

At 11/1/09 06:47 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:39 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Like I just met a kid who had a seizure some point when he was younger. I'm sure a person like you would see them and laugh at the way he walks, or because he's crossed eyed now.

Oh I never despise people because of how they look. I despise them for how they think.

seeing flaws in how they think and not seeing their physical flaws? Usually it seems like it's the other way around but even then I'm not sure if I could do that? If you meet someone with a differing opinion on something than you, you despise them right away? Or if they're a completely different mindset than you, you despise them? I usually just put away difference in how other people think and just see the good in them.

At 11/1/09 04:58 PM, Elfer wrote:

At 11/1/09 04:07 PM, TheCatsLeotards wrote:

I can tell you that I used to have a very similar set of problems, and once you break through the mental barrier of it, you realize that some are not problems at all, and the rest are relatively trivial to overcome.

Which is the problem that I have. When I am in social situations I cant be my real self, and for some reason I always overthink situations It's like I have two different mindsets. One that is in the moment and relevant to who I truly am, and another that takes over who I want to be. So basically I stop myself from being myself, an how do I make myself stop?

At 11/1/09 05:18 PM, Gagsy wrote: Maybe it's because I'm on my period

Problem = Solved.

At 11/1/09 05:36 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote: Another question for you Elfer. Whenever I'm out at a bar/club with my friends, I find it pretty hard to talk to girls. Once I get started I'm okay but I usually rely on somebody else to get it started for me, how do I overcome being scared of initiating a conversation?

Just keep in mind that there's nothing particularly special about girls in general. They're basically just dudes who happen to be female. The worst case scenario is that they don't want to talk to you, which is exactly where you were before you went to talk to them anyway.

At 11/1/09 06:23 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I'm way too nice to people, how do I stop giving a crap about others?

As Proot was saying, you just have to find excuses to not be so nice to people. It's not so much a matter of not caring about other people, it's more a matter of caring about yourself.

At 11/1/09 06:31 PM, poxpower wrote: - How many calories are there in one ounce of lamb?

Several!

- What martial art is best?

No one in particular. If video games have taught me anything, it's that everything basically works on a rock-paper-scissors system.

- By what year will humans be able to cure all forms of paralysis?

The big one.

- seriously negro time vaults were like 30 bucks also why are LEDs 20+ wtf stupid cards fuck the universe

LEDs are 20+ because they're really good?

- What are the top10 manliest cartoons of the 80s

1. He-Man
2-10. The Masters of the Universe

At 11/1/09 07:54 PM, Vincents-Johnson wrote: Which is the problem that I have. When I am in social situations I cant be my real self, and for some reason I always overthink situations It's like I have two different mindsets. One that is in the moment and relevant to who I truly am, and another that takes over who I want to be. So basically I stop myself from being myself, an how do I make myself stop?

I'm not entirely sure I understand the problem. You should still be you, with your own opinions and ideas, but you can conduct yourself in social situations any way you want. What I'm saying is that the person you are and the person you want to be can converge.

Maybe an example of some sort would help me to see it better?

Elfer, I want to give you advice as well, how would I go about doing that?

At 11/1/09 09:04 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Elfer, I want to give you advice as well, how would I go about doing that?

Pick something you're good at and give me some tips. It's usually pretty good to learn new stuff, especially from people who are already good at stuff.

Dear Gift to Gods Green Earth Elfer,

How do I assemble the right light assembly on a 1999 GMC Jimmy to replace the broken one?

Really serious about this....

At 11/1/09 09:10 PM, Toukeman wrote: Dear Gift to Gods Green Earth Elfer,

How do I assemble the right light assembly on a 1999 GMC Jimmy to replace the broken one?

Really serious about this....

Right now I can only find the 2000 model

Wait, wait, found it.

I found the link on this site By searching for the 1999 GMC Jimmy service manual.

At 11/1/09 10:07 PM, Elfer wrote: Right now I can only find the 2000 model

Wait, wait, found it.

I found the link on this site By searching for the 1999 GMC Jimmy service manual.

Holy shitballs. You are my hero.

At 11/1/09 10:18 PM, Toukeman wrote: Holy shitballs. You are my hero.

Man I told you peeps I know how to do stuff.

I have a problem myself. I have a horrible grade in a alegebra class. I don't go to normal school anymore I go over the computer and it's my senior year. I tried understanding it and I just don't get it. So i stopped caring about my grade in it and I think i might need that credit to graduate. How do i fix this?

What is it that you don't "get" about algebra?

At 11/2/09 09:59 AM, Elfer wrote: What is it that you don't "get" about algebra?

Hmm well let me put it this way. I don't like it and think that I really won't use other then basic math in the future. What i don't get is the lessons. I don't understand things from the book because rather then teaching they would rather have you try to teach yourself. The thing is I did alegbra in 9th grade and did good in it because I had a good teacher. I have no clue why they gave me it again.

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Some of these actually relate to myself.

At 11/2/09 10:11 AM, fallensoul289 wrote:

At 11/2/09 09:59 AM, Elfer wrote: What is it that you don't "get" about algebra?

Hmm well let me put it this way. I don't like it and think that I really won't use other then basic math in the future. What i don't get is the lessons. I don't understand things from the book because rather then teaching they would rather have you try to teach yourself. The thing is I did alegbra in 9th grade and did good in it because I had a good teacher. I have no clue why they gave me it again.

Okay, at this point I'm not exactly sure what you're taking. Is it linear algebra with matrices and stuff, or just basic algebra with polynomials?

Also, I need you to be more specific about it, all you're saying right now is that you don't understand algebra. What specifically is causing you comprehension issues?