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At 11/1/09 01:07 PM, armorwarrior wrote: You see Elfer... I have this problem. It's plagued me for a while now and I just don't know what to do. You see, it hurts when I pee.

Get a doctor to stick a needle in you.

At 11/1/09 01:14 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote: 3 things:

1. I want my ex back.

Why? The problem might be either you need to know how to get your ex back, or you need to know how to stop wanting to get her back. It depends on the motivation and the situation.

2. I'm already terrified of going to university next september.

Don't worry about it. There's nothing particularly scary about unviersity. Just try not to give into the temptation to skip all your classes and you should be fine.

3. I lack the motivation to do revision for my upcoming exams.

Help please :)

See the bottom of this post for stuff about doing coursework, and staying organized/motivated.

At 11/1/09 01:21 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Elfer, you skipped my question
D:

Whoops!

At 11/1/09 12:25 PM, MonkeyV wrote: What's a decent way for a 15-year-old guy with no permits of any kind and who's parents don't have enough to give allowance, like myself, to make some money? It doesn't have to be good money, just something that would allow me to do stuff with my friends once in a while, or something like that.
Probably needs to be something that doesn't require any excessive amount of transportation or time. Probably something that would just require talent or skill in one area. Probably something I can do on the computer or at school.

Mowing lawns, shoveling snow or walking dogs are decent ways if you live in a neighbourhood with enough disposable income for people to spend it on that sort of thing. Odd jobs and the like are decent one-offs that can give you enough money for a weekend.

You might also be able to get some part-time work at an office or other business near your school. Check out the buildings nearby and make a few calls, see if they would be interested in a part-time worker. The pay will be fairly low, but you won't have to work many hours and it'll be easy work.

Try to take a look at any other skills you might have, too. If you're good in certain subject, you can tutor people in them. If you play an instrument, you can give lessons at a much cheaper rate than professional musicians. Basically, just figure out anything you can do that people would pay you money for.

At 11/1/09 01:23 PM, robin1232 wrote: how do I repair my computer?

I have 3 chainsaws in the shed...

Figure out the problem and change it so it works.

At 11/1/09 01:25 PM, ImScottish wrote: I'm scottish.
Try fixing that.

You can move and acquire citizenship in a different country.

At 11/1/09 01:36 PM, andhination wrote: How do I stop stalking her and start talking to her.

You pretty much explained how to do it just there. Stop with the stalking and start with the talking. It's no more complicated than that.

At 11/1/09 01:39 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I procrastinate constantly with my college coursework, how can I stop doing this?

Try to break everything up into smaller bite-sized tasks that aren't so daunting to start on. I had a whole topic on this a while back.

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At 11/1/09 12:26 PM, Elfer wrote:
At 11/1/09 12:13 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: How do I get my dog to stop begging me for food? I accidentally dropped half a pop-tart once and maybe gave him a few tostitos over the course of like 2 years. But now whenever he sees me get any kind of food he'll run up to me and start pushing his head into me, whining, giving me those eyes, and won't leave me alone man. I think my grandma might be feeding him, she lives with us btw.
Ask your grandma if she's feeding the dog, and if she is, tell her to stop. If you want the dog ot stop beggin you specifically, find something called bitter apple spray, spray it on an extra bit of food (a small bit of bread or something), and give that to the dog when he starts begging for food. He'll learn pretty quickly that you're the wrong person to ask.

Yeah, I used to use lemons on food for my old dog, but then eventually he just plain stopped liking me I think.

Also, I've got the feeling lately of just wanting to slam my head into a wall. Not suicide or any of that pussy shit, just really bang it really hard off of a brick wall. It's like, I dunno, I just feel like getting away from society (thoreau maybe?) and I fell like it's the only way to do it, is the wall. :\
Find an individual activity that you enjoy. Hiking is good, I personally like rock climbing. The nice thing about individual sports is that even if there's other people around when you're doing them, you're still alone. Basically, just go somewhere to do something you enjoy and where people won't bother you. If you've got a cell phone, switch it off or leave it at home.

Ah, see you've mistaken me for one of those losers that stare at a computer screen or play videogames for hours and hours with no breaks. That's really the opposite. The majority of my time I spend sketching, painting, playing the piano, walking (not like exercising like some 40 year old mom), writing occasionally, you know just stuff like that. And most of it I do it alone with my cell phone off. So, I don't think that's really the problem at all.

Retry?

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At 11/1/09 02:19 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: How I stop hating myself

Identify the things you hate about yourself and change them. You are the only thing standing between who you are and who you want to be.

At 11/1/09 02:19 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Yeah, I used to use lemons on food for my old dog, but then eventually he just plain stopped liking me I think.

Well then, just show the dog who's boss and shove him away every time.

Ah, see you've mistaken me for one of those losers that stare at a computer screen or play videogames for hours and hours with no breaks.

More like I just don't understand what you mean by getting away from society. How does smashing your head into a wall get you away from society in a way that private work doesn't?

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At 11/1/09 02:12 PM, Elfer wrote:
At 11/1/09 01:14 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote: 1. I want my ex back.
Why? The problem might be either you need to know how to get your ex back, or you need to know how to stop wanting to get her back. It depends on the motivation and the situation.

Because breaking up was a big mistake, we haven't spoken since and I now realise that I was never happier than when we were together. In that case, it's more of a how would I go about getting her back?

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What, play the vault deck? What am I, a billionaire?

also:

- Is it possible to raise your IQ, by how much and how fast?
- Where do you buy your green tea?
- What's the best recipes that use lentils?
- Explain what's happening here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/contentimages/c alorieladder6.jpg ( weight lines ). Did I break the laws of physics?
- What is the healthiest fruit, vegetable, nut and meat. PICK ONLY ONE OF EACH >:(


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Elfer, can i has five dollars?

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At 11/1/09 02:24 PM, Elfer wrote:
At 11/1/09 02:19 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: How I stop hating myself
Identify the things you hate about yourself and change them. You are the only thing standing between who you are and who you want to be.

At 11/1/09 02:19 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:
Ah, see you've mistaken me for one of those losers that stare at a computer screen or play videogames for hours and hours with no breaks.
More like I just don't understand what you mean by getting away from society. How does smashing your head into a wall get you away from society in a way that private work doesn't?

Nah man, that's just more frustration and stress than anything, which leads to wanting to go camping the rest of my life. Solitude from people to do my favorite pastimes is nice, but it's only temporary. I'm more or less just wondering the best way to make hecticness go away. Basically, what's the best way to get rid of stress?

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At 11/1/09 02:32 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote: Because breaking up was a big mistake, we haven't spoken since and I now realise that I was never happier than when we were together. In that case, it's more of a how would I go about getting her back?

Well if that's the situation, then you have to start by talking to her. Tell her what you've been thinking and listen to what she has to say. Don't be argumentative or overly defensive about it, just be calm and think about what you're going to say before you say it.

At 11/1/09 02:42 PM, poxpower wrote: What, play the vault deck? What am I, a billionaire?

Whatever dude, you could get time vaults for a few bucks even after people found out about the rules change. Not my fault you're a vintage player and you missed the boat. If you're going to complain about costs, play legacy instead of vintage. Huge card pool, but no P9.

- Is it possible to raise your IQ, by how much and how fast?

Yes. Five points a cycle.

- Where do you buy your green tea?

I go to the grocery store. If you actually want good shit, try a tea shop, or if you really know what the hell you're doing, try to find a good oriental market.

- What's the best recipes that use lentils?

I personally like lentil soups since there's so much you can do with them in terms of things you can add and the consistency of the soup. There's also a lot of very good spicy indian dishes that use lentils, and you could spend any amount of time making those and still not find ones that you could definitively call "the best."

Anyway, try pairing lentils with cumin and lamb and tell me how it goes. I've been meaning to try that for a bit now.

- Explain what's happening here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/contentimages/c alorieladder6.jpg ( weight lines ). Did I break the laws of physics?

I'm guessing you're leaking energy somewhere that you didn't project. Assuming you made very accurate calculations for day-to-day activities and base metabolic rate, you might have left out something like water consumption (which you heat to body temperature before you pee it out), or whatever else you might have been doing that consumes energy.

To be honest, without sealing yourself in a calorimeter it's really hard to know how much you're using.

- What is the healthiest fruit, vegetable, nut and meat. PICK ONLY ONE OF EACH >:(

Avocado, ginger, walnut, bison.

Now, get out there and make some grilled bison with avocado-ginger-walnut dressing.

At 11/1/09 02:44 PM, SessileNomad wrote: Elfer, can i has five dollars?

Theoretically, yes. I see nothing stopping you.

At 11/1/09 03:08 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Nah man, that's just more frustration and stress than anything, which leads to wanting to go camping the rest of my life. Solitude from people to do my favorite pastimes is nice, but it's only temporary. I'm more or less just wondering the best way to make hecticness go away. Basically, what's the best way to get rid of stress?

Ah. Well that's not too complicated, really. Just stop taking things seriously unless they're absolutely essential, and plan ahead to avoid problems. Basically, don't sweat the bullshit, and have a backup plan for the big stuff.

It's also good to have some sort of outlet though. If I feel like I'm getting too worked up over stuff, I go to the climbing gym and work on problems until the skin is about to tear off my hands.

Also, try to have times when you don't need to worry about shit. At least once a week, I like to get up earlier than I have to and have a nice leisurely breakfast. Natural light, good food and tea will go a long way towards keeping you sane.

Also also, stay organized. I find that things are much less stressful when I know exactly how many things I need to take care of.

At 11/1/09 03:14 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Why am I only average at everything I try? Why can't I excel at anything?

I don't know, maybe you lack discipline? Just find something you like and set higher and higher goals for yourself until you're really good at it.

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Elfer, you never answered my question: How do I get Tom to love me after I reduce his butthole into a dark and horrible cave that goes on forever?


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At 11/1/09 12:59 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: My problem is to get Tom to love me after I rape him. Do you think he'll forgive me after I turn his asshole into a gaping chasm of death?

Are you sure the two things aren't one and the same? Either that, or get him to love you before you rape him????

The answer to the other question is Canberra, though he was clearly trying to trick me into saying Sydney.

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Help me Elfer, you're my only hope!

I got 2 problems:

1. My closest friend owes me £100, and even though he is getting money (he got paid £25 today) he has made no effort to pay me back. How can I get him to pay me back?

2. I meander along in school in the middle of the pack, despite being one of smartest people there. All my teachers say I could be top of the classes, but I can't motivate myself to do the work. The problems not that there's too much work, or it's difficult, it's just that I can't bring myself to do it.

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At 11/1/09 03:46 PM, SomaGuye wrote: Help me Elfer, you're my only hope!

I got 2 problems:

1. My closest friend owes me £100, and even though he is getting money (he got paid £25 today) he has made no effort to pay me back. How can I get him to pay me back?

Have you asked him about it and been turned down? If not, just act like you need the money soon and that's why you're calling it back. If so, figure out if you have any leverage against him. Is there any factor in his life that you can manipulate to get the money back?

Generally speaking, people who don't pay back debts are deadbeats anyway, but my advice for the future is not to lend money to anyone unless it's absolutely unavoidable or you don't care whether or not you get it back.

2. I meander along in school in the middle of the pack, despite being one of smartest people there. All my teachers say I could be top of the classes, but I can't motivate myself to do the work. The problems not that there's too much work, or it's difficult, it's just that I can't bring myself to do it.

Make it a game. I once challenged myself to see how high a grade I could get on an english paper while basically making fun of the premise of the assignment (We were supposed to interpret the underlying meaning of a quote, I chose one from a comedian with no underlying meaning). I got 100.

Chemistry tests I just tried to see if I could score a hundred, but I was always stymied by a single mark >:(

In general, don't try to work harder, try to work more efficiently. I had a topic/blog about this called "Do less work, get better grades" that I linked to earlier in this thread.

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I beseech you Elfer, oh self-appointed gift to humanity; how could I ever hope to become self-important like you?

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Hey Elfer, I figure I might as well jump on the free advice boat, so here's my problem. I play video games quite a bit, and it's something that I enjoy doing. However I think I play them too much and I'm not sure on how I could go about on cutting back on my video game time since its the majority of what I do every day.

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At 11/1/09 03:56 PM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: I beseech you Elfer, oh self-appointed gift to humanity; how could I ever hope to become self-important like you?

I don't know, maybe try to help people instead of complaining about people who do.

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At 11/1/09 11:50 AM, Elfer wrote: I've got at least a basic working knowledge of about 95% of things that exist

I'm beginning to believe this^

Elfer, how in the world did you come into such a pool of knowledge and information?

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At 11/1/09 04:01 PM, Elfer wrote: I don't know, maybe try to help people instead of complaining about people who do.

It's not your good samaritan actions that I take issue with- I like the idea- it's your execution; using it as a thin veil for boasting about your exploits that rubs me. Whatever though, keep on truckin'.

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At 11/1/09 04:00 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: Hey Elfer, I figure I might as well jump on the free advice boat, so here's my problem. I play video games quite a bit, and it's something that I enjoy doing. However I think I play them too much and I'm not sure on how I could go about on cutting back on my video game time since its the majority of what I do every day.

Just set yourself a quota of X minutes each day that you can play, and don't go over it. Don't "save up" from one day to the next, either.

Also, find something else to do to replace the time you were playing video games. Books are good, projects are good (i.e. building something), and hobbies that involve leaving the house are best.

At 11/1/09 04:01 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Elfer, how in the world did you come into such a pool of knowledge and information?

I read a whole bunch of stuff, and when I read it I think about it and how it connects to other things that I already know.

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At 11/1/09 03:34 PM, Elfer wrote:
Whatever dude, you could get time vaults for a few bucks even after people found out about the rules change.

Few bucks being 30-40$
:(

I'm trying to make a Legacy Ichorid deck because it's super-cheap and you can practically translate it to vintage with just 4 bazaars. That you proxy. Because I'm not spending 800+$ for a playset holy fuck.

Anyway, try pairing lentils with cumin and lamb and tell me how it goes.

Lamb smells like wool unless you robbed it from the crib also aren't you vegetarian?
Maybe that was Earfetish.

Question: where is Earfetish?

To be honest, without sealing yourself in a calorimeter it's really hard to know how much you're using.

My theory is that I shat out everything in my colon and I started already very loaded.
That's probably like 5-6 pounds right there. If my prediction is correct, I should regain weight as I start eating normally. Weight that is actually POO

Avocado, ginger, walnut, bison.

Bison? No way. I say salmon.

Now, get out there and make some grilled bison with avocado-ginger-walnut dressing.

How much chocolate goes in this?


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Dear Elfer,

I'm not a person with a very active social life, and the girls I get interested in are usually girls who do. It aches me each time because I feel inferior, plus since I have no female friend (nor do I want, because I always end up desiring my female friends) and they usually do, I also develop jealousy.

Oh and I have difficulties trusting people, which makes it hard for them to get to know me since they have to go through my shell.

Plus with me, everything is always either black or white. I'm either really friendly or cold as ice, I either don't trust at all or trust too much and tell the person all about my emotions, I either give no sign of interest to the girl or I tell her the most direct way, etc.

Thanks and please give me tools to fix mah life.


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Nice thread going here.

-The older I get the more I lose feeling of everything. How do I bring sensation back into my life, without drugs. I want to be able to listen to a song and feel it. It seems like my mind is overly analytical and hard to control. No comedy, except for Seinfeld, will make me laugh. No drama will touch my heart the way it used to.

-I love forums, but it seems these days that all the forums I post on have either died in so many ways. Where is their a good forum community with good content? I wish to expand my mind.


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University next year, Elfer.

Chemical or Electrical engineering

Which should I do. can't decide.

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lol, do we have to ask in the thread?

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What is a good starting line for approaching females you've never met at the mall that you likely want to bang besides "hey."


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At 11/1/09 04:07 PM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: It's not your good samaritan actions that I take issue with- I like the idea- it's your execution; using it as a thin veil for boasting about your exploits that rubs me. Whatever though, keep on truckin'.

Meh, anyone can be me with a bit of practice. I'm a firm believer that nothing I do is above the abilities of other people. Of course, acting like a self-important jackass works in this situation because this is a board full of people riddles with neuroses, and it sets a good tone for the topic.

At 11/1/09 04:19 PM, poxpower wrote: Few bucks being 30-40$
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It was actually substantially cheaper than that, if I recall correctly.

I'm trying to make a Legacy Ichorid deck because it's super-cheap and you can practically translate it to vintage with just 4 bazaars. That you proxy. Because I'm not spending 800+$ for a playset holy fuck.

In that case, your original quesiton is probably going to depend on your metagame. My advice is to ask the people over at The Source what to do. They'll know better than I would.

Lamb smells like wool unless you robbed it from the crib also aren't you vegetarian?

Obviously you gotta cribrob. That's why skewered lamb came to be known as "Shish Cribrobs"

Also, not a vegetarian here. I eat dead animals most days of the week.

Maybe that was Earfetish.

Question: where is Earfetish?

Presumably he's still in Lancaster and just busy with shit.

My theory is that I shat out everything in my colon and I started already very loaded.
That's probably like 5-6 pounds right there. If my prediction is correct, I should regain weight as I start eating normally. Weight that is actually POO

That's a good explanation too. Obviously there will be a steady-state poopweight that would be lost if you reduced your solid intake substantially.

Avocado, ginger, walnut, bison.
Bison? No way. I say salmon.

Ah, I see you're not a subscriber to the "Fish is not meat" idea. That's good, because that idea is totally stupid and wrong. Anyway, both salmon and bison are pretty good. Personally I would advocate bison, mainly because the two major American Bison species are named Bison bison and Bison bison bison. No bullshit, look it up.

Now, get out there and make some grilled bison with avocado-ginger-walnut dressing.
How much chocolate goes in this?

Probably none. Use the chocolate to make a mousse to serve afterward.

At 11/1/09 04:21 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Dear Elfer,

I'm not a person with a very active social life, and the girls I get interested in are usually girls who do. It aches me each time because I feel inferior, plus since I have no female friend (nor do I want, because I always end up desiring my female friends) and they usually do, I also develop jealousy.

Sounds to me like you've got a classic case of getting too worked up over things that are ultimately unimportant. You need to relax and not worry about whether or not you're dating someone. If it's someone that you actually should be dating, it'll just happen. In the mean time, just try to make a lot of friends.

To be honest, I'm not much of a social person myself. I have roughly three good friends (including my grilfriend) and I'm happy enough with that. Obviously some people need more friends to be happy, but don't let societal norms about the size of your social group get in the way of doing what you actually enjoy.

Oh and I have difficulties trusting people, which makes it hard for them to get to know me since they have to go through my shell.

Well, you don't have to trust people from them to get to know you. Just divide information about yourself into public and private, and disclose as appropriate.

Plus with me, everything is always either black or white. I'm either really friendly or cold as ice, I either don't trust at all or trust too much and tell the person all about my emotions, I either give no sign of interest to the girl or I tell her the most direct way, etc.

Then you'd better start practicing your ambiguity, dude! The system I've got going works like this: I assume everyone is basically a good person unless they give me very specific reasons ot believe otherwise. That means I'll associate with them and have honest conversations when they ask about stuff, but I only share really personal stuff with a select few people.

If you like a girl, just try to find more excuses to hang out with her until you know her better, then ask her to do something low-pressure that's just the two of you. Alternatively, invite her to someone that's going to be primarily people that you know, which means she'll be more apt to spend most of her time with you, since you're the one she knows. It's not too forward, but it's not too subtle, either.

Thanks and please give me tools to fix mah life.

I can only give you so much, but "tools" is a good way to put it. Basically, practice what you're doing. Imagine the way you want to behave in social situations, then start acting like that. It doesn't have to be sudden, it can be incremental. Basically, imagine the person you want to be, then gradually start being that person.

I can tell you that I used to have a very similar set of problems, and once you break through the mental barrier of it, you realize that some are not problems at all, and the rest are relatively trivial to overcome. Acting like you have self-confidence eventually transitions into real self-confidence.

At 11/1/09 04:22 PM, xskatasticx wrote: Nice thread going here.

-The older I get the more I lose feeling of everything. How do I bring sensation back into my life, without drugs. I want to be able to listen to a song and feel it. It seems like my mind is overly analytical and hard to control. No comedy, except for Seinfeld, will make me laugh. No drama will touch my heart the way it used to.

If you want to feel music again, make yourself a pair of sock poi, shut your eyes, and move with the music.

If you want to appreciate more comedy, watch it with friends, and spend more time cracking stupid jokes with people you know. For drama, think about it as it relates to your own live.

Basically, become involved with these things on a more personal level. Immerse yourself as much as you can.

-I love forums, but it seems these days that all the forums I post on have either died in so many ways. Where is their a good forum community with good content? I wish to expand my mind.

Tough to say. It really depends on what your interests are. Politics forum here is okay, but it often devolves into arguing instead of actual discussions.

At 11/1/09 04:28 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: University next year, Elfer.

Chemical or Electrical engineering

Which should I do. can't decide.

If you like calculus, chemical. If you like linear algebra, electrical.

Also, if you take electrical, you'll get to do soldering, which is pretty awesome. On the other hand, if you take chemical, you'll get to work with huge industrial equipment, which is what I like.

At 11/1/09 04:46 PM, Sensationalism wrote: lol, do we have to ask in the thread?

Nope. PMs are always welcome.

At 11/1/09 04:51 PM, Acid wrote: What is a good starting line for approaching females you've never met at the mall that you likely want to bang besides "hey."

Talk to them about whatever they're shopping for. Just be like "Hey, what do you know about such-and-such" or "have you ever tried this type of spindazzler?"

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At 11/1/09 05:10 PM, Gagsy wrote: I feel like dying.

Cure?

A nice big cup of children. They will keep you alive for fifty years then kill you.


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