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At 11/1/09 08:38 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: Just stfu you dumb sack of crap.

What an intelligent retort. I am indeed thrown.

Are we talking kinda chunky, or are people afraid that your behemoth of a lover may soon devour their young.

Now, while I had quite a few good laughs looking at the replies in this thread. I have to say you should've planned ahead.

I knew already this was going to happen with my girlfriend, and she knew too. So when we first got together she made me promise to tell her when she was getting fat. Two years later, I told her. Hell ensues followed by a strict diet. Equals lost weight.

Insurance.

At 11/1/09 08:00 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:59 PM, amaterasu wrote: You are still confusing physical attraction with love.

I'm not even talking about physical attraction anymore, I'm talking about the fact tht he called her a bitch and is telling NG of all places that his girlfriend is fat. If that's love, then that's news to me.

He's just asking for advice on a website he visits, I don't see how that's mean or proves he doesn't love his girlfriend. The reason he's asking for advice is because he wants to be with her despite no longer feeling physically attracted to her because he's still attracted to her in other ways.

At 11/1/09 08:51 PM, Sensationalism wrote: He's just asking for advice on a website he visits, I don't see how that's mean or proves he doesn't love his girlfriend. The reason he's asking for advice is because he wants to be with her despite no longer feeling physically attracted to her because he's still attracted to her in other ways.

See, that is much better worded. I wouldn't have a problem if he had done that, but the way he did was not in a loving manner. If his girlfriend saw this thread, I don't think she'd feel very loved. That's all I'm saying.

At 11/1/09 08:52 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Well Newgrounds...

It seems to happen to every bitch that I date...
Once again, the "woman of my dreams" has let herself go.


I used to pick her up and carry her... when we would go places.
Like...
Come out of the movie theater and carry her back to the car... etc.
Now... its just out of the question, unless I want to have a hernia .

At 11/1/09 04:00 PM, Sensationalism wrote: If every woman you get with ends up gaining weight, maybe it's something you're doing? Do you feed them or something? lol.

That's the problem for some reason he was carrying her instead of letting her walk, thus making her gain weight.

Come on dude you said that you "love" her. I get where you're coming from because I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic. If I ever found a girl that I could really get along with and eventually fell in love with her the weight wouldn't matter that much anymore. When I am looking for a girl their body is important to me, but if I really loved them after dating them for awhile it just wouldn't matter.

At 11/1/09 08:55 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: See, that is much better worded. I wouldn't have a problem if he had done that, but the way he did was not in a loving manner. If his girlfriend saw this thread, I don't think she'd feel very loved. That's all I'm saying.

I agree he could have said it in a much nicer way and calling a woman you "love" a bitch doesn't exactly show you respect her in any way. I doubt she'd ever see it, but I do agree she'd probably feel hurt if she did.

Put that bitch on a diet,
or have her carry you around.

At 11/1/09 08:55 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 11/1/09 08:51 PM, Sensationalism wrote: He's just asking for advice on a website he visits, I don't see how that's mean or proves he doesn't love his girlfriend. The reason he's asking for advice is because he wants to be with her despite no longer feeling physically attracted to her because he's still attracted to her in other ways.

See, that is much better worded. I wouldn't have a problem if he had done that, but the way he did was not in a loving manner. If his girlfriend saw this thread, I don't think she'd feel very loved. That's all I'm saying.

That's what you are saying now. You started out making the claim that he didn't love her at all since he cares that she is fat. Then you changed it to he doesn't love her because he made a thread called her a bitch. Now once again it's changed to he wasn't being "loving". Good job. Lol.

Get fat yourself and just have sweaty, musty, blobbering fat sex.

At 11/1/09 09:10 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/1/09 08:55 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: See, that is much better worded. I wouldn't have a problem if he had done that, but the way he did was not in a loving manner. If his girlfriend saw this thread, I don't think she'd feel very loved. That's all I'm saying.

I agree he could have said it in a much nicer way and calling a woman you "love" a bitch doesn't exactly show you respect her in any way. I doubt she'd ever see it, but I do agree she'd probably feel hurt if she did.

Everyone's so quick to jump on everyone else for being truly a huge asshole. It's an audience consideration. The same way you don't tell your boss "yo, I was so fucking drunk last night man I really don't want to talk to these fucking asshole customers right now ha ha, fuck that but I guess I will 'cause I'm getting paid, right yo?" is the same way you don't come on NG "Yo I really love my girlfriend more than life itself but I'm too timid to bring up the fact that she's gained some weight recently and it bothers me a little bit. I mean, she's my [pet name]. : ("

Anyway, I think you've just gotta bring it up, OP. Start taking charge. Tell her you've noticed that she's gained some weight recently, but don't be too harsh about it. In fact, I would even blame myself to help deflect some of the awkwardness. "We're getting too comfortable around each other. I feel like I'm not as healthy as I'd like to be, and you keep asking me if you look fat. Let's get in shape together." Step 2: go to the gym with each other 3-5 times a week. ESPECIALLY to get some running or swimming in. Step 3: start enjoying enthusiastic sex within the span of 2-3 weeks. By week 10 you guys should pretty much look totally different and you'll even have stamina for legit karma sutric love-making.

Good luck.

Pics or it didn't happen..........the period i mean

"The bitch has gotten fat."
"It seems to happen to every bitch that I date..."
...
"I would like to believe that I am a wonderful boyfriend."

Really.

If I'm honest, I would like her to see this thread. To me, you seem extremely disrespectful towards your partner, and you don't quite deserve that she puts effort in losing weight for you. Do something about your attitude towards women, then think about other things.

And really, if the only way you get statisfaction out of a relationship is sex and appearance of your partner, I think that's rather sad. The most important part should be that you like each other's personalities, otherwise you might as well go for prostitutes.

Of all the most ridiculous problems ever, this is one of the worst, yet most easily solved.
Eat her.

At 11/2/09 09:19 AM, fohn-jarmery wrote: Of all the most ridiculous problems ever, this is one of the worst, yet most easily solved.
Eat her.

Lol, John. I'm hoping to date an 18 year old fat chick & see if she slims up!

Consult a doctor, maybe it's a medical thing.

At 11/2/09 09:26 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/2/09 09:16 AM, Mich wrote: "The bitch has gotten fat."
"It seems to happen to every bitch that I date..."
...
"I would like to believe that I am a wonderful boyfriend."

Really.

If I'm honest, I would like her to see this thread. To me, you seem extremely disrespectful towards your partner, and you don't quite deserve that she puts effort in losing weight for you. Do something about your attitude towards women, then think about other things.

And really, if the only way you get statisfaction out of a relationship is sex and appearance of your partner, I think that's rather sad. The most important part should be that you like each other's personalities, otherwise you might as well go for prostitutes.

Thanks for your opinion.
I would first like to point out that you are a hypocrite.
Can you honestly say you have never talked shit about anyone behind their back?
Ever?

I sure have. But I tend to let them know my opinion too.

I'm sorry, but if something pisses you off, you vent.... talk about it with other people.

Agreed, but you're just being disrespectful in about every way you can.

Also, its not entirely uncommon for men in America to refer to women in general as "bitches."

It's not entrirely uncommon that people are disrespectful.

You don't call them bitches to their face of course.... Its disrespectful.

And calling your girlfriend a bitch behind her back is not disrespectful?

Instead of being politically correct I'm being "real."

I don't quite care what's politically correct, I care about respect. If you think your girlfriend is a bitch, then why would want to be with her in the first place?

You can continue to be fake.

I'm not the one being fake, you're the one being fake to your girlfriend and calling her a bitch behind her back. Good luck on finding the right one for you if you don't look further than physical appearance.

At 11/2/09 09:56 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/2/09 09:50 AM, Mich wrote: fake

I'm sorry... I didn't realize that your "girl" uses Newgrounds.
Or your occupation was

"Loving Brittany <3"

You are a pussy-whipped idiot.

And to think I was planning to stay friendly.
Okay, that thing on my userpage may be cheesy. Yes, my girlfriend uses Newgrounds, but I don't plan to give you her userpage, because you'd just try and find things to comment on.
You are an utter douchebag that seemingly never has experienced loved, just some physical attraction. Enjoy your life fucking girls that only fall in 'love' with jerks like you. Have a good day, I've wasted enough time on you.

XxRobJohnsonxX, thanks for proving my point.

If you truly love someone, you can see beauty in that one, no matter how 'ugly' this person would be. I can understand you want physical attraction too, but after all, when you're both old and ugly, are you just going to get separated? How about blind people? They've been taken away the privilage to love anyone because they cannot see the physical beauty?

Your last post had some neo-nazi tendencies if y ou ask me, 'creating perfect people'.
I truly hope you will open your eyes sometime and see some other values thatn physical beauty.

At 11/2/09 10:30 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Sorry, man.
I love my girlfriend for who she is, too. If all i cared about was physical appearance I would have left her.... you have a fairly low level of comprehension. But thanks for trying.

Okay, that's good to hear.

Also...
You prove my points even further.

When we are both old and ugly...... we settle for what we can get.... or perhaps even what we have?
When you get old, the physical part of the relationship of course fades.
Why deprive yourself of having a sexy partner earlier than necessary?
Because you cant get one? lololol

I don't really care what a sexy girl I could get. I have the feeling we have quite different priorities when it comes to what we love in our partner. I don't particulary care much about the looks at all. Actually I only care about who she is, how she understands me and I udnerstand her. How we can have fun together, what kinds of things we can talk about. Ofcourse you'll just say that's because 'I can't get any better'. But to me, there is no better. Maybe in your eyes there, is but not in mine.

Old is inevitable.... fat can be fixed.

Not always, but that's beside the point.

I'm just looking for a way to get MY sexy girlfriend (who I love) back.

Well, ask her if she wants to lose weight. If she really wants to herself, then support her in that.

I'm not looking for a new one, noob.

Luckily, as that'd be even more sad : "NUU MY GF GOT FAT I WANT A NEW ONE".

Good luck and such.

At 11/1/09 08:52 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
I've tried taking her on walks at the park...

Make her sit for treats as well?