The bitch has gotten fat.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

Well Newgrounds...

It seems to happen to every bitch that I date...
Once again, the "woman of my dreams" has let herself go.

She is a fatty fatty hamburger patty.
I originally thought she might be pregnant.... but oh no...
After performing some HARDXCORE pregnancy testings, she finally got her period.

I've tried taking her on walks at the park.... I got her to get a gym membership.... she replaces a meal a-day with some bullshit nutrient shake.... but her girth still persists.

I used to pick her up and carry her... when we would go places.
Like...
Come out of the movie theater and carry her back to the car... etc.
Now... its just out of the question, unless I want to have a hernia .

I do love her... We've been together for two years... but love can only make me forget about her ponderous bulk so much.

Wtf do I do?

[H-K-S]

Why don't you cook her meals and make sure she's not sneaking in food?

[Air-guitar9]

more cushion for the pushin

[RubberTrucky]

Dump that woman and find the girl of your dreams over here.

[ZyklonB]

Leave the fat cunt, If you keep her around who knows how big she'll get. Next thing you know you'll be replacing your cars shocks every other month, the food bill will skyrocket, she'll be getting nasty bed sores from becoming bed bound and she would mope and bitch about her weight to you after a hard days work. Fuck that shit leave that whore now

[TheStonePilot]

Stop being so disgustingly shallow and simply help her lose weight, you fucking pig.

[Soaked]

At 11/1/09 09:36 AM, TheStonePilot wrote: Stop being so disgustingly shallow and simply help her lose weight, you fucking pig.

You've had a horrible childhood, haven't you?

[Mechabloby]

personality > appearance

Ask her why she may of gained such weight recently and see if you can help her other than persuading her to go to the gym or talk longer walks - if she just likes her food, then try cooking better meals for her.

[estrago1]

Maybe it shows that you truly don't love her; you just loved her body. But if you think you still love her and want to try and make the relationship work, then these are my suggestions:

1. Exercise with her. That might give her the encouragement to work out more. And it'll show that you really care about her.

2. Try to change your diet so you can eat healthier if you don't already. If you kick junk food and she sees it, it might give her something to work for.

3. I can't stress this enough: always tell her you love her, no matter what she looks like. Remember, you fell in love with her because of her personality and the way she makes you feel; not for her looks (or I should not JUST for her looks.)

[ZyklonB]

At 11/1/09 09:36 AM, TheStonePilot wrote: Stop being so disgustingly shallow and simply help her lose weight, you fucking pig.

lol beggars cant be choosers? When you fuck a chick you're not putting your dick into her personality so if her grotesque body is unappealing to look at it might take some imagination to get hard enough to even be able to stuff it in her for a sex. That and you probably will be gagging at her appearance and possibly her hygiene, God knows if shes letting herself go thats the next thing on the list

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

First of all, I am not shallow.

Fat is not sexy (at least in my eyes) ...
I am no longer sexually attracted to her physically, and therefore our relationship is a little lacking in the bedroom.
(which was probably the only cardio she was getting)

The thing is..... she knows she is overweight...
I have NEVER told her, or agreed to her when she talks about how fat she is.
But she knows
... she's not retarded.

She actually got pretty offended when I asked her to take a couple pregnancy tests, because she knew it was because she was overweight.

Her personality is of course > her physical appearance.
But... as much as you'd hate to admit it, physical attraction is a very important part of the relationship.

And one final thing.... I do tell her how much I love her, a lot. I do love her... I just hate the fact that she has let herself go.

[ZyklonB]

At 11/1/09 09:58 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

And one final thing.... I do tell her how much I love her, a lot. I do love her... I just hate the fact that she has let herself go.

You obviously don't wear the pants in the relationship seeing as you tiptoe around your pig girlfriend like shes made of glass, unfortunately theres no help for you because you have already lowered your expectations and settled for a blob of gross.

[OwnzAlot]

Tell jiggles to go to the gym

[gamekillereater]

Lock her up in your basement, give her a minimal amount of food and wait until she's thin again.

[OwnzAlot]

At 11/1/09 10:16 AM, gamekillereater wrote: Lock her up in your basement, give her a minimal amount of food and wait until she's thin again.

Sounds better than my idea

[cast]

You need to grow up, and mature a little bit. Thats what you fuck head.

[kanon1]

you need help eh? well isn't it obvious? Lock your fridge and keep her out of it. Problem solved.

[Blush]

Well you should probably tell her to start going on a diet and exercising, but be sure to do it with her. If she has you doing it with her, then I'm sure it'll motivate her some.

[agustana]

Buy her a dildo.

Masturbation is a nice work out.

And your dick is probably tiny anyways.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

At 11/1/09 10:55 AM, agustana wrote: Buy her a dildo.

Masturbation is a nice work out.

And your dick is probably tiny anyways.

At first I was offended...

But then I understood exactly where you were going with that.

I have included a graph to help others understand.

[CibaG]

You should jiggle her girth every time you see her and yell, 'Hey fatty fatty fat fat!'

It is especially imperative that you do this every time you're with her in a public place, but keep it ticking over at home in private too.

She will soon get embarrassed and lose the weight. Or kill herself, whatever.

[EpicFail]

If you love her, you'll stay with her and put up with it.

[Clock-Ninja]

Why the fuck would you date an obese person?

[chainsawmurderer53]

Maybe you could lead be example. Eat as healthily as you can, and try not to buy any junk food. The title is a bit harsh.

[DumbassDude]

At 11/1/09 09:41 AM, Mechabloby wrote: personality > appearance

This.

Also, how fat are we talking? It's nice to have a bit of chub on a girl.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 11/1/09 09:10 AM, Air-guitar9 wrote: more cushion for the pushin

Yeah! Fat sex is awesome! I wouldn't know, because I've never had any, but I would imagine it would be somewhat like screwing a beanbag chair. Except you loved it.

[andhination]

At 11/1/09 02:52 PM, EpicFail wrote: If you love her, you'll stay with her and put up with it.

A girl wouldn't for a boy.
Fuck that.

[Obsessed117]

personality > appearance

But I can't have sex with personality

And I can't stick my penis in your college degree

And I can't shove my fist up your childhood dreams.

[DumbassDude]

At 11/1/09 03:09 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: And I can't shove my fist up your childhood dreams.

I'd much rather see your titties.

[MissSkylark]

I hate women who let themselves go just because they're in a relationship with someone. "He'll love me, no matter how fat I get!" Bullshit - it's a two way effort, if you stayed attractive for her, she should follow suit.

It would be a good idea to diet and exercise with her. Make it a couples activity, a tradition to do every so days or whatever. Every Sat and Sun you go run a mile together and you two take turns at night to cook healthy, and possibly new, meals (I'm totally basing this on the assumption that you two are living together). It would be a really good bonding experience and she can get healthy at the same time. Problem solved.

But, you know, if she's not willing to do that because "you should love her the way she is," then I don't know what options you have beyond just leaving her. It sounds cruel, but just because you two are in love and deeply involved with each other doesn't mean she can just let herself become unattractive. Personality holds A LOT in a relationship but so does physical attraction. If you can't find yourself wanting to make love to her anymore then there's a problem that needs to be worked through.