Don't invite 15 drunk people over to your house at 3am after the party in the original house is over.
2 smashed windows, 1 smashed plate, 2 smashed glasses, cheese on my cielings, ham in my lampshades, beer on my floor swaying like waves on the shore of an ocean, bed soaked with water, bottles and cans left all over the place...
I'm an idiot, and i don't know how i will explain those 2 mirrors to my mum.
if i ignored you, it's probably because you're gay
if i replied to you, it's probably because i felt the need to tell you that you're gay